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Posted: 8/31/2005 8:20:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/31/2005 11:48:57 AM EDT by captainpooby]


BAGHDAD, Iraq: A soldier guards the street as Shiite Muslims crawl on their stomachs looking for a quarter tossed by someone who said "Call someone who cares".




BAGHDAD, Iraq: A soldier guards the street leading to a shrine dedicated to the Islamic prophet Dildu Phallus.





SYDNEY, NSW - Police keep watch over remains of several giant clams that washed ashore overnight. A blind man walked by and asked if Hillary was visiting.




PUTRAJAYA, MALAYSIA: Militant Prince fans march in procession during the 48th Malaysian Independence Day celebrations. "You have no idea how tough it is to get tickets!"




PUTRAJAYA, MALAYSIA: Richard Simmons leads a group of women in a new exercise program "shootersize".





NOGALES, AZ - AUGUST 30: U.S. Border Patrol agents, David Macias (R) and Kurt Dannawitz, take orders for lunch at Taco Bell from undocumented, otherwise law abiding, migrant workers who are only seeking a better meal in America.




SAN FRANCISCO - : U.S. Army Gen. Peter Schoomaker stands at attention during the Pledge of Allegiance before speaking with the media following a speech on the state of the Army at the Marines' Memorial hotel in San Francisco, California. The army's top general disputed suggestions that the military was at a breaking point due to wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. "You liberal asshats need a good kick in the crotch, you have idea what you're talking about!"
Before leaving, he kicked AG Bill Lockyer in the nuts.




"Undocumented shoppers" leave a drugstore in New Orleans with "undocumented purchases".
Missing from photo: Guns.




BAGHDAD, Iraq: A US soldier of Delta Company of Task Force 4-64 Armor assumes the "just try something asshat" position on a Humvee with his M16A2 rifle.




RAFAH REFUGEE CAMP, GAZA STRIP -: A Palestinian woman joyfully holds up prize won in "Guess where the next Israeli Hellfire Missile hits" raffle. She correctly guessed the house of her neighbor the terrorist, Itakit Inmuhbum.




KOMPONG CHHNANAG, CAMBODIA: Cambodian Army armorers pour CLP on rifles during "cleaning party" for the "Flame of Peace" battalion's weapons.




KOMPONG CHHNANAG, CAMBODIA: Careless smoking is blamed for this fire that destroyed the Cambodian army's weapons.




Ankara, TURKEY: Turkish army all gay brigade parade during the 30 August Victory Day celebrations in Ankara. The brigade's motto is "We will never leave our buddy's behind".




New Orleans LA: In the aftermath of hurricane Katrina local rescue crews endeavour to get people trapped on their roof into the dry parts of the city before all the good stuff is gone.




A man calling himself "LArifleMAN" guards his few remaining possessions from undocumented shoppers in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina.

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Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:23:16 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:24:39 AM EDT
lol
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:25:10 AM EDT
I'm not sure what's up, but sometimes the images show fine, other times, red Xs. Try refreshing or try later if you get the Xs.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:26:18 AM EDT
Too funny. Dildu Phallus
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:27:06 AM EDT
CLP .....................right
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:28:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:28:33 AM EDT
Undocumented shoppers. I nearly soiled myself.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:29:32 AM EDT
wow.. pretty good..

Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:29:34 AM EDT
Friggin' priceless. Genius. Keep 'em coming.

Lumpy who ?
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:29:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Beleg:
Undocumented shoppers. I nearly soiled myself.



+ eleventy billion. That was the best one yet.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:42:52 AM EDT
dildu phallus
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:43:04 AM EDT


I nominate Pooby to continue this series. No offense Lumpy.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:44:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/31/2005 8:46:12 AM EDT by A-nus]
had to photo shop one of them




opps wrong thread
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:48:10 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:54:10 AM EDT
I love these
Thanks captainpooby
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:55:59 AM EDT

The "captions" take this to a whole new level. Thanks Cap!!!

Link Posted: 8/31/2005 8:58:26 AM EDT
Pooby,

the photos are great, but the captions are priceless..... LMAO

Thanks, we needed that!

ISMO
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:00:07 AM EDT
You should !

[Burns]Excellent![/Burns]
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:03:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By soowah:


I nominate Pooby to continue this series. No offense Lumpy.



+1

Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:06:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/31/2005 9:07:25 AM EDT by ArmedAggie]
"Undocumented Shoppers". That's funny as hell. It won't surprise me, though, if that becomes the new liberal left name for thieving animals.

ETA: Those sure are some white shirts for poor, suffering flood victims.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:07:51 AM EDT
Pricelss captions
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:11:33 AM EDT
Hilarious captions, thanks captainpooby.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:17:46 AM EDT
Pooby,

Thanks for picking up the torch and running with it.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:23:45 AM EDT
hahaha "We will never leave our buddies behind". Or should it be "We will never leave our buddy's behind"?
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:30:38 AM EDT
In Cambodia, did not Pol Pot kill millions, after he disarmed the people, they never learn.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:37:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SNorman:
hahaha "We will never leave our buddies behind". Or should it be "We will never leave our buddy's behind"?



Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:41:23 AM EDT
<---crying at work.



Thanks, Pooby.




Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:46:24 AM EDT
You slayed me, Captain.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:50:45 AM EDT
Excellent Pooby!

I even get the "Prince" joke (i.e. the song "Raspberry Beret" in reference to the raspberry berets)
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:53:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 9:57:53 AM EDT
BAGHDAD, Iraq: A soldier guards the street leading to a shrine dedicated to the Islamic prophet Dildu Phallus.

The penis prophet?
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 10:02:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Beleg:
Undocumented shoppers. I nearly soiled myself.



Sweet caption!
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 10:04:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
BAGHDAD, Iraq: A soldier guards the street leading to a shrine dedicated to the Islamic prophet Dildu Phallus.

The penis prophet?




Muhammads 'friend'.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 10:14:14 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/31/2005 10:14:36 AM EDT by Chaingun]
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 10:38:30 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 11:07:12 AM EDT
The blind Aussie joke about Hillary is freaking hilarious!

Great stuff man, thanks.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 11:12:59 AM EDT
tag for later conversion to HTML
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 11:18:16 AM EDT
Another hilarious installment, Cap'n.

Lumpy would be proud!



Link Posted: 8/31/2005 11:20:09 AM EDT
Missed one.



Link Posted: 8/31/2005 11:33:43 AM EDT
Good job, El Capitan!
A new Arfcom standard for humorous photo threads has been set!
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 11:35:58 AM EDT
Very funny. After I read the first caption or two I was like "WTF?"..then I got it.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 11:42:10 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:
Missed one.

www.cs.northwestern.edu/~hunicke/blog/images/hurricane/looters.jpg




Thanks. Got it up.
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 12:04:28 PM EDT

Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By ZW17:
Missed one.

www.cs.northwestern.edu/~hunicke/blog/images/hurricane/looters.jpg




Thanks. Got it up.





Come on now, I'm 20 and way better looking than that guy.

Message is still the same though
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 1:44:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/31/2005 5:22:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LArifleMAN:



Come on now, I'm 20 and way better looking than that guy.

Message is still the same though



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