Al, Bill & Hillary in Heaven
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well I believe that I won the election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And now I've come to understand that.
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit on my right."
God then addresses Hillary . "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."