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Posted: 6/19/2002 6:54:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/19/2002 7:08:21 PM EST by bigyeti]
THE GEORGE W BUSH Virus... (Causes your computer to think it won the election even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.) THE ALGORE Virus... (Causes your computer to just keep counting) THE CLINTON Virus... (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory) THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus... (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy) THE LEWINSKY virus... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, and then emails your best friends about what it did) THE RONALD REAGAN virus... (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored) THE JESSE JACKSON virus... (Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background and rhyming it all) THE MIKE TYSON virus... (Quits after two bytes) THE OPRAH WINFREY virus... (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 lb, and then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200) THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus... (Deletes all old files) THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care) THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus... (Only attacks minor files) THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus... (Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back) And last but not least............... THE LORENA BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch, floppy, then discards it through Windows) [whako] Any More??
Link Posted: 6/19/2002 7:22:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/19/2002 7:24:21 PM EST by tinkeroni]
You heard that Bobbit was at it again, didn't you?? She attacked her new boyfriend but he moved just in time to save his hard drive.. She got his leg though.. 21 stitches.. They charged her with a class 3 missedaweiner..[:D] edited cause I still can't reach all the pedals.
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