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Posted: 9/19/2002 2:30:17 PM EDT
[#1]
I dont care if its half empty or half full, I'm leaving before someone has to wash it.
guess that makes me a [b]REALIST[/b] echo6 |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 2:30:46 PM EDT
[#2]
are you pouring or drinking?
well....never mind. |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 2:35:19 PM EDT
[#3]
I always just say "half a glass". Full or empty would be up to whomever I am speaking to to determine which it is.[dracula]
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Posted: 9/19/2002 2:36:13 PM EDT
[#4]
You no longer have a glass because I drank what was
in there and threw it on the ground and broke it! |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 2:41:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Caution! Broken glass.[smash]
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Posted: 9/19/2002 3:08:57 PM EDT
[#6]
What you say!!
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Posted: 9/19/2002 3:12:50 PM EDT
[#7]
None of the above. The damn glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Posted: 9/19/2002 3:14:57 PM EDT
[#8]
There is no glass.
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Posted: 9/19/2002 3:16:20 PM EDT
[#9]
New Yorker answer: HEY, who drank half my water?
Engineering answer: The glass is twice as big as it has to be. |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 3:54:39 PM EDT
[#10]
no its full
half liqued rest with AIR! |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 3:59:31 PM EDT
[#11]
The glass is the wrong size you morons.
[flame] |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 8:11:00 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: New Yorker answer: HEY, who drank half my water? Engineering answer: The glass is twice as big as it has to be. Computer engineering answer: Already at half capacity? It'll be obsolete within 6 months. |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 9:06:54 PM EDT
[#13]
It depends on the context.
If the glass was full and someone drank (i.e. EMPTIED) half the contents, then the glass is half-empty (or half-emptied). If the glass was being filled but got interrupted at the half-way mark, then it is half-full (or half-filled). |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 10:37:05 PM EDT
[#14]
I hit that glass from 100 yards away with my FIRST SHOT.
What were we talking about again? |
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Posted: 9/19/2002 10:57:00 PM EDT
[#15]
If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half a day, how long would it take a monkey with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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Posted: 9/20/2002 9:17:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half a day, how long would it take a monkey with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? I had to read that question three times before I understood it |
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Posted: 9/20/2002 9:24:29 AM EDT
[#17]
that depends on your definition of "glass"...
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Posted: 9/20/2002 9:27:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half a day, how long would it take a monkey with one wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? would you like to explain? |
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Posted: 9/20/2002 11:52:01 AM EDT
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Quoted: I dont care if its half empty or half full, I'm leaving before someone has to wash it. guess that makes me a [b]REALIST[/b] echo6 Damn, beat me to it!!! "I'd like a small coke, in a large cup, and just fill it the rest of the way" |
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Posted: 9/20/2002 12:03:22 PM EDT
[#20]
So, if the glass is in the wood's, would anyone care?
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Posted: 9/20/2002 1:11:43 PM EDT
[#21]
How did you get that glass stuck in your anus?
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Posted: 9/20/2002 1:29:25 PM EDT
[#22]
Was the glass half empty or toatally empty before we started?
Glass in the ass, still sporting a piece from a brawl through a plate glass window 20 years ago, OUCH! Hurry up and figure this out so I can tell if my beer can is half empty or half full. Next round's on me guys. GOT BEER? |
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Posted: 9/20/2002 1:32:31 PM EDT
[#23]
IBTL
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Posted: 9/20/2002 1:35:42 PM EDT
[#24]
Q: Is the glass half empty or half full?
A: Yes. |
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