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Posted: 10/31/2017 8:48:31 PM EDT
DANCING WITH DEATH Plague is spreading because relatives are digging up their Black Death dead and DANCING with the corpses as part of ancient Madagascan ritual called Famadihana

RELATIVES dancing with the corpses of their loved ones are helping to spread the plague, officials have warned.
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Eh. My thoughts dance a fine line so I'll just post the norm and go with "I'll have a Coke". 
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There's a reason I don't go to Africa....
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It's amazing anyone is alive on that continent.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:06:09 PM EDT
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Is Pepsi ok, or does it have to be Coke? What about RC? What about diet?
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:07:12 PM EDT
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Go for the Mexican Coke.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:09:44 PM EDT
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Been to Madagascar ONE TIME. That was fucking enough.

Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:10:16 PM EDT
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Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:14:25 PM EDT
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Been to Madagascar ONE TIME. That was fucking enough.

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Did you get to dance with the dead?
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:16:10 PM EDT
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Africa gonna Africa.  It's the continent that gave use disease from fuckin' monkeys....Hell they're killing doctors because they think that stethoscope's are a vampire's way of sucking blood...you cannot make this shit up.  Truth is stranger than fiction.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:18:42 PM EDT
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In before an Obama appointed judge over turns Trump banning travel from Africa once this really gets going.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:19:17 PM EDT
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No, but I did have the continuous shits despite not eating ANYTHING from there. That place and India has some serious poverty.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:19:33 PM EDT
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the resiliency of the human species...despite its actions. 
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:21:30 PM EDT
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Population control.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:21:56 PM EDT
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Sorry crew, but I cannot come up with any comment that will not get me banned.  I've typed, and then deleted, about five comments.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:23:50 PM EDT
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Sorry crew, but I cannot come up with any comment that will not get me banned.  I've typed, and then deleted, about five comments.
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I see I'm not alone
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:24:19 PM EDT
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Quick! Force your daughter into prostitution so you can afford to pay the witch doctor to cure you.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:26:55 PM EDT
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The struggle is real.

This will make you feel better; there will soon be 4 billion Africans.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:29:16 PM EDT
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RACIST!!!!!!

Everyone knows that IQ tests are biased and books like The Bell Curve are nothing more than the work of the KKK, Trump, and Confederate time travelers.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:29:46 PM EDT
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I know, there has been an amazing amount of plague this week in Africa.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:34:35 PM EDT
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Everyone knows that IQ tests are biased and books like The Bell Curve are nothing more than the work of the KKK, Trump, and Confederate time travelers.
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RACIST!!!!!!

Everyone knows that IQ tests are biased and books like The Bell Curve are nothing more than the work of the KKK, Trump, and Confederate time travelers.
I believe that the Europe invaders are coming from those countries with IQs well under 100.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:38:23 PM EDT
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FBHO
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:43:17 PM EDT
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We should send Africa all of our Liberals to solve their problems.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:45:47 PM EDT
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Now that’s doing Halloween right.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:47:47 PM EDT
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Dead Can Dance - Anastasis [full album] excellent sound quality!
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:47:58 PM EDT
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If you can start in Madagascar, you've got a much better chance of winning.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:49:24 PM EDT
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It's funny until the bleeding hearts go over to volunteer and then bring it back over here, or we start bringing in refugees with it and then we get an outbreak here. 
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:50:02 PM EDT
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Africa gonna Africa...



...just keep it over there
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:51:03 PM EDT
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You know, before air travel these things tended to work themselves out.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:55:08 PM EDT
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We have much to learn about disease propagation from Mother Africa.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 9:55:19 PM EDT
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Am I in before the guy who’s daughter wants to go work there???
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:00:17 PM EDT
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The struggle is real.

This will make you feel better; there will soon be 4 billion Africans.
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Not for long, it would seem.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:05:30 PM EDT
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How is this possible, with all the shit that goes on in Africa you'd think there'd be more like 143 people total and they'd hack each other to death with various farm implements in an effort to kill those they thought were vampires.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:12:12 PM EDT
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Seem like an intellectual bunch
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:15:11 PM EDT
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How is this possible, with all the shit that goes on in Africa you'd think there'd be more like 143 people total and they'd hack each other to death with various farm implements in an effort to kill those they thought were vampires.
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If you aren't smart, you're tough, and Africans are probably some of the toughest motherfuckers on the planet.

Plus, it's demographics; the shitter your quality of life is, the more children you have to carry on your bloodline. Chances are 1/4 to 1/2 make it to adulthood.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:16:56 PM EDT
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Italy at 102???
Also, race has no bearing in these scores.
Aren't chimpanzees around 80?
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:18:16 PM EDT
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How is this possible, with all the shit that goes on in Africa you'd think there'd be more like 143 people total and they'd hack each other to death with various farm implements in an effort to kill those they thought were vampires.
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If the Clinton Foundation hadn't gotten caught delivering distilled water labeled as AIDS and malaria medicine.. who knows.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:19:07 PM EDT
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Oh well, let Africa learn the hard way.

In on one for the hell of it.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:21:22 PM EDT
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Not for long, it would seem.
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The struggle is real.

This will make you feel better; there will soon be 4 billion Africans.
Not for long, it would seem.
Nature attempting to control socialists.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:21:30 PM EDT
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Best thing to ever happen to Africa was European Colonization. 
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:21:52 PM EDT
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What organism? Is it really Yersinia Pestis? eh, just close airports. Wait a bit for the cleanup crew of hyenas.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:31:00 PM EDT
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Humans learned not to touch dead things without sanitization hundreds of years ago. Africans didn’t get the memo.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:37:01 PM EDT
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The term "human" gets broader every day. Hell, people are marrying houseplants in California.
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:40:15 PM EDT
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The term "human" gets broader every day. Hell, people are marrying houseplants in California.
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Humans learned not to touch dead things without sanitization hundreds of years ago. Africans didn’t get the memo.
The term "human" gets broader every day. Hell, people are marrying houseplants in California.
Link?...
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:41:41 PM EDT
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Because we keep sending them aid money........JUST STOP AND IT'LL ALL FIX ITSELF!!!
Link Posted: 10/31/2017 10:45:40 PM EDT
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What's most interesting about that map to me is that it seems that the lowest IQs seem to be concentrated at 15ºN latitude. Consider that Central America and India are also on that line. Weird.
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