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11/20/2019 5:07:11 PM
Posted: 10/30/2004 6:30:12 PM EST
I went to BK for lunch today and was sitting there eating my chili, reading a book when this girl who worked there came up and said "you've been here longer than anyone else and other people want to sit down" (while there were 3 seats open next to me. WTF?! I paid for my food and felt like I should be able to relax and have a nice lunch break. I was pissed for hours after it happened.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:31:11 PM EST
did you tell her to go shit in her hat?
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:33:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By magnum_99:
did you tell her to go shit in her hat?



+1

What an A-hole.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:34:17 PM EST
My break was pretty much over but i looked at her and said "are you insane?" but she just walked off.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:34:27 PM EST
Do like my shop steward in New Orleans did when BK pissed him off. He left just like he was asked to do, drove around to the back of the place and turned the gas main off with a pipe wrench he had in his truck. Now that was a sweet revenge!

Feel free to improvise on the wrench.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:34:27 PM EST
I need pics
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:35:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By magnum_99:
did you tell her to go shit in her hat?



+1
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:36:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
Do like my shop steward in New Orleans did when BK pissed him off. He left just like he was asked to do, drove around to the back of the place and turned the gas main off with a pipe wrench he had in his truck. Now that was a sweet revenge!

Feel free to improvise on the wrench.




I'm going to remember that one.

except these days they'd probably charge you with "terrorism" if you were caught
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:39:39 PM EST
BK serves chili ? ? ? ?



Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:39:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/30/2004 6:44:50 PM EST by paenutz]
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:41:14 PM EST
You should have run to slide stop. Anybody left in the restraunt would have left you the fuck alone.
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:41:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:
Ding Fry's are done...Ding Fry'd are done...Would you like an apple pie with thaaat?...


That one never gets old!






that made my night


Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:42:38 PM EST
...and its only .99



Originally Posted By Sidx:
BK serves chili ? ? ? ?




Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:43:19 PM EST
at some of the Pizza Hut's in my aera the main power switch is outside. I have been tempted to shut it off and locking it out. It is so tempting! Arvin
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:45:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:

Originally Posted By paenutz:
Ding Fry's are done...Ding Fry'd are done...Would you like an apple pie with thaaat?...


That one never gets old!






that made my night





Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:46:42 PM EST
BK was also set to halt all its advertising on Sinclair Networks if Sinclair ran 'Stolen Honor,' IIRC.

I don't eat there to begin with, but if I did, I'd stop.

Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:47:35 PM EST
I clogged the toilet at Burger King one time

I'll never forget it!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 6:48:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By paenutz:
Ding Fry's are done...Ding Fry'd are done...
Would you like an apple pie with thaaat?...




That one never gets old!



OMFG that is funny shit. I don't think I have seen that before
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:42:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By spm681:

Originally Posted By paenutz:
Ding Fry's are done...Ding Fry'd are done...
Would you like an apple pie with thaaat?...




That one never gets old!



OMFG that is funny shit. I don't think I have seen that before



Ding fries are done

THAT IS FUNNY!
Link Posted: 10/30/2004 7:47:12 PM EST
If you paid for your meal, and were minding your own business, you should be allowed to sit there. This is how they get people to decide on a little extra spending. "Maybe I will have a small fry after all." I could see it if you were a group of loud 14 year olds, or had been sitting there for five hours. But otherwise there is no excuse. Don't waste your money on fast food, go to a real diner, and enjoy the coffee the waitress brings you once she clears your plates away.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 12:01:37 AM EST
You should have taken the time to draw amusing picures on the table top with the ketchup packets.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 12:03:46 AM EST
DING!!!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 12:32:46 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 12:46:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Click here for the ding video




Click here for the ding video



Fixed that for ya
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 12:50:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2004 12:53:45 AM EST by Palo_Duro]

Originally Posted By paenutz:

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Click here for the ding video




Click here for the ding video

Fixed that for ya



Words included! Much better.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:32:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2004 2:01:50 AM EST by Colt_SBR]


She felt bad about what she said. She posted this on the sign today.




Colt_SBR

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:26:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By Pangea:
Do like my shop steward in New Orleans did when BK pissed him off. He left just like he was asked to do, drove around to the back of the place and turned the gas main off with a pipe wrench he had in his truck. Now that was a sweet revenge!

Feel free to improvise on the wrench.



Years ago, after a New Year's eve party, at about 3:00am, I went to a local diner for some grub. They took umbrage to the fact that I walked in with a plastic cup full of beer lol. Words ensued, bottom line is they wouldn't let me sit down, and I wasn't giving up the golden nectar of the Gods. I told my buddy to get the truck fired up, and meet me around back. I yanked their electric meter (worked for the power company as a meterman lol), and we drove off down the road with it. The place was absolutely pitch black. I thought we would wreck we were both laughing so hard.
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