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Anybody want to post a transcript?
My media stuff has been acting up lately.
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"Good afternoon this is your pilot speaking with a little in flight information.
Coming up on your left we're going to be catching a glimpse of the Grand Canyon, on the right you can see the Hoover Dam in a few minutes. We're flying at an altitude of 37,000 feet and our airspeed is 400 miles per hours.
Couple little facts here i'm packing a Colt King Cobra thats a 357 caliber firearm with a black rubber grip and a 6 inch barrel, also the co-pilot is carrying a Kimber Custom Defense pistol with all of the bells and whistles you'd expect from a custom gun of that kind with an alloy frame and bevel treatment on the entire gun and our Chief Flight Attendant Roger has a Ruger Bearcat that 22 with a hand fluted cylinder.
All three are capable of piercing body armor at a distance of upto 27 feet and can put a hole in human bone and flesh the size of the Grand canyon, which by the way is coming up on the left hand side of the plane. So just sit back and relax and enjoy the rest of the flight"
Is this real???? What's the source???