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Posted: 7/19/2001 1:39:10 PM EST
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"How the hell do you get milk out of this thing?"
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 1:50:45 PM EST
being different Missy didn't want to be any plain old cabbage patch kid, she wanted to be a watermelon patch kid.
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 1:53:07 PM EST
Training for the baby olympics is hard freakin work.
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 1:56:23 PM EST
Gallagher - "The early years"
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 1:56:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2001 1:54:50 PM EST by lordtrader]
[img]http://img.crosswalk.com/gms/cc/babymelon.jpg[/img] Since they banned illegals, the US have now resorted to having babies pick fruits and veggies as well as work at drive thru's. You thought there was a communication gap at drive thru's then, wait'll you try to order at the nearest McD's.
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[Last Edit: 7/19/2001 3:21:17 PM EST by SGB]
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[Last Edit: 7/19/2001 3:21:32 PM EST by anothergene]
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 3:54:16 PM EST
"my god i wish mommys were this huge"
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I'm sure I can flush this.
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 4:26:33 PM EST
Atlas as a toddler.
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 9:36:20 PM EST
[i]Welcome back to The World's Strongest Baby Competition here on ESPN2.[/i]
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[Last Edit: 7/19/2001 11:31:52 PM EST by prk]
"Little Billy Clinton was precocious, developing skills at a young age that he would use later in life"
Link Posted: 7/19/2001 11:51:39 PM EST
I better hide this before Sheniqua the maid get's here, she took the last one![:D][:D]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 12:35:26 AM EST
Toddler finds E.T., mom says child to return alien's head.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 1:33:26 AM EST
I clean house all day long and turn my back just once and look what I find. PICK UP YOUR TOY'S!I will NOT say it again,
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 1:42:22 AM EST
And now ladies and gentlemen for my next trick I'm going to make this watermelon DISAPPEAR!
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 1:46:45 AM EST
Why is it that the man of the house always has to do the heavy work?
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 1:50:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/20/2001 2:18:30 AM EST by nutsack]
Here,step back let a man handle this!
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Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: [img]http://img.crosswalk.com/gms/cc/babymelon.jpg[/img]
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Mommy says having me was like having one of these. Norm
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:40:23 AM EST
but mom,it say's"best if used before...." sorry I just keep thinking of them,I think I just need to go to bed.
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[Last Edit: 7/20/2001 3:40:31 AM EST by nutsack]
and there's watermelon salad and there's fried watermelon and watermelon soup and watermelon and rice and that's just about it.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:51:09 AM EST
And I can see johnny and randy and cindy oh and there's penny sue... from romper room way back
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 2:55:20 AM EST
your my best friend,I love you.
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HEA, where'd you come from?
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:04:19 AM EST
ok, now you hide. alright I'll stop no more,I'm going to bed
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 4:07:31 AM EST
Young McNinja first lesson.....Break melon with head...!
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 5:30:38 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/20/2001 5:28:28 AM EST by Jewbroni]
Originally Posted By nutsack: ok, now you hide. alright I'll stop no more,I'm going to bed
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Geez, dude. Now I'm fully aware of people creating multiple posts just to get their numbers up, but that was RI-FRIGGIN-DICULOUS! Oh yeah, somebody already took mine - so I got nuthin' - just thought I'd chime in. [img]www.auburn.edu/~littlcb/E-vil2.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 6:44:53 AM EST
[img]http://img.crosswalk.com/gms/cc/babymelon.jpg[/img][/quote] watermelon, check! ok wheres the fried chicken?
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 7:00:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: [img]http://img.crosswalk.com/gms/cc/babymelon.jpg[/img]
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...note how the infantile human rolls the querry, believing that it will break open, ignoring the hard-won lessons of its mother...that nothing short of a primitive tool will reveal its juicy innards, join us next star-week for another episode of: "Those Whacky Humans, And The Planet They Live On" [(:|)]
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 7:55:04 AM EST
...When mom said 'Drop and give me 20', I thought she meant pushups, not pounds.
Link Posted: 7/20/2001 8:00:13 AM EST
Despite NUTSACK's insane effort the winner is.........................
Originally Posted By FrankSquid:
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: [img]http://img.crosswalk.com/gms/cc/babymelon.jpg[/img]
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Ill pretend that I'm playing with this watermelon while I take a dump in my pants.
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Link Posted: 7/20/2001 3:49:03 PM EST
I should at least get something for trying so hard, some of my captions were pretty good though don't you think?[:D]
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