A leading German prostitute says the government is putting the squeeze on the legalized prostitution industry with a drive to collect taxes and plans to fine businesses that don't hire trainees. Molly Luft, one of Germany's leading brothel operators is pictured here gesturing in an interview with Reuters on May 7. REUTERS/Manuela Hartling





U.S. tennis player Jennifer Capriati grimaces as she returns a backhand shot to Amelie Mauresmo from France during their semi-final match of the Ladies German Open in Berlin on Saturday, May 8, 2004. Capriati lost 2-6, 0-6. (AP Photo/Herbert Knosowski)





A U.S. Marine with the 2nd Battalion, 1st Marines Regiment shows an Iraqi girl how to use a bubble maker before giving it to her at a clinic in Saqlawiya, 2 km northwest Falluja, Iraq on May 9, 2004. The Marines were at the clinic evaluating it's needs. REUTERS/Adrees Latif





Angelus Memorial Park's executive director, William Hamilton stands in the cemetery's cooler in Anchorage, Alaska, April 28, 2004, next to rows of caskets being stored for spring burials. As spring thaws the ground made hard as granite by a long Alaska winter, cemeteries across the state are preparing to bury scores of people who died during the past seven months. (AP Photo/Al Grillo)





Police on motorscooters attempt to pull over an ostrich who escaped from a children's petting zoo, Sunday, May 9, 2004, in Taipei, Taiwan. The ostrich eluded capture. (AP Photo/Lin Sheng-fa)





William Hung of American Idol fame performs during halftime of Game 6 of the NBA playoff game between the New Orleans Hornets and the Miami Heat at the New Orleans Arena, May 2, 2004. REUTERS/David Rae Morris





Sgt. Darren Smith walks out with Kastor, a red and yellow Belgian Malinois, in its bulletproof vest in Baghdad, Iraq, Sunday May 9, 2004. Iraq has become so dangerous that the Army is issuing bulletproof vests, not just to its soldiers, but also to bomb sniffing dogs to protect them too from roadside bombs and drive-by shootings. (AP Photo/Saurabh Das)





A 2,500-year-old newly discovered Ptolemaic sarcophagus and a mummy lie in a tomb April 26, 2004. A French archaeological team discovered the tomb, one of several, near the 4,800-year-old step pyramid of Sakkara. REUTERS/Aladin Abdel Naby

MY EYES!!!!!

I was thinking "Wow...all those babes....he must be hung...then I realize that he is Hung"

KEEP YOUR EYE ON YOUR BALLS!!  .....uh...I mean keep you eye on the ball.

You do NOT want a Belgian Malinois mad at you. They LIKE to bite.

Trust me.

Quoted: us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040507/i/ra831106320.jpg A leading German prostitute says the government is putting the squeeze on the legalized prostitution industry with a drive to collect taxes and plans to fine businesses that don't hire trainees.

Woo-Hoo!! Any volunteers to help them out with their training?! (Don't call Slick, Hitlery's pissed at him enough already!)

(I'm out - my wife said that if she thought I was fooling around, she'd make Lorena Bobbit look like an amateur!)

Those boys in Germany must be really hard up (no pun intended) to pay to have Mimi from the Drew Carey show as their woman of the evening.  Damn!!

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That's A Man Baby!!!

Quoted: Those boys in Germany must be really hard up (no pun intended) to pay to have Mimi from the Drew Carey show as their woman of the evening.  Damn!!

...and Kar98 remains mysteriously quiet on this issue.

Quoted: Quoted: us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040507/i/ra831106320.jpg Those boys in Germany must be really hard up (no pun intended) to pay to have Mimi from the Drew Carey show as their woman of the evening.  Damn!! ...and Kar98 remains mysteriously quiet on this issue.

What? No, I'm disappointed. Where's the monkey pic?

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040507/i/ra831106320.jpg Those boys in Germany must be really hard up (no pun intended) to pay to have Mimi from the Drew Carey show as their woman of the evening.  Damn!! ...and Kar98 remains mysteriously quiet on this issue. What? No, I'm disappointed. Where's the monkey pic? You want to touch my monkey? </Mike Myer's Gay German Sprocket Host Voice> TRG

Sprockets gay? Your violent silliness delights me! Ach, aaaants! Aaants!

Quoted: I was thinking "Wow...all those babes....he must be hung...then I realize that he is Hung" us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040502/i/r3338807633.jpg

Of course he is. Just look at where the girls right hands are!

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Most deeesturrbeeeing.

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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040507/i/ra831106320.jpg Those boys in Germany must be really hard up (no pun intended) to pay to have Mimi from the Drew Carey show as their woman of the evening.  Damn!! ...and Kar98 remains mysteriously quiet on this issue. What? No, I'm disappointed. Where's the monkey pic?

Here's a monkey:

Quoted: [Sprockets] Most deeesturrbeeeing. [/Sprockets]

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Does this piss anyone else off as much as it pisses me off? A guy with absolutely not talent, making some serious bank for being a complete ass clown... and here is most of us on here... doing real work and be productive members of society.

Quoted: us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040502/i/r3338807633.jpg Does this piss anyone else off as much as it pisses me off? A guy with absolutely not talent, making some serious bank for being a complete ass clown... and here is most of us on here... doing real work and be productive members of society.

I'm happy for him.

Quoted: Anybody notice the two shaved patches on the dog's front legs? Those are IV sites that since they are pre-shaved allow quicker access to establishing two IV's in case he is a casualty. Good thinking, but kinda sad.

Dog probably can't drink fast enough over there in that crazy desert heat, so they have to stick him every so often to keep him healthy. IMO

Trainee Ho's? Thought that was High School?

That lady or what ever IT is with the red hair freaks me out!

Wow, where can I get one of those Dog Vests :)

/Phil