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Sailors aboard the U.S. Navy hospital ship USNS Comfort spot a life raft containing fisherman Robert Lambe, 35, January 8, 2003 after his vessel sank the night before in rough seas near Bermuda in the Atlantic Ocean. The call for Comfort's assistance came from the U.S. Coast Guard after they received a distress-call from the fishing vessel at approximately 7 p.m. the evening of January 7 shortly before it capsized. Lambe was one of the three Bermuda citizens believed to be on the fishing vessel when it sank. The whereabouts of the two other fishermen are still unknown. Lambe is being treated aboard the Comfort for minor hypothermia and is in good condition, according to physicians aboard the ship. IMAGE TAKEN JANUARY 8 REUTERS/Journalist 2nd Class Ellen Laurer/US Navy/Handout



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An Israeli 4th grade student tries on a gas mask during a special lesson explaining how to act in case of an unconventional missile attack in a Jerusalem Primary School December 25, 2002. While Washington readies for possible conflict in Iraq and Israel gears up for feared Iraqi missile strikes, soldiers are visiting classrooms across Israel to acquaint youngsters with the protection they would need in the event of chemical or biological attack. (Nir Elias/Reuters)



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A frozen fountain is seen with the Pantheon in background, in Paris, Thursday, Jan. 9, 2003, as temperatures stood at - 6 Celcius (21F). The cold has killed a fourth homeless person in three days, rescue workers said Thursday. (AP Photo/Laurent Rebours)



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An Afghan boy, holding an AK-47 assault rifle, escorts kids carrying boxes of Meals-Ready-to-Eat in Bakshikhayl village in Bagram, Afghanistan, Saturday, Jan. 11, 2003. Members of the 455th Expeditionary Operations Group of the U.S. Air Force visited the village as part of their Adopt-A-Village program aimed at donating basic food, clothing and school supplies to the poor villagers. (AP Photo/Aaron Favila)



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North Korean Ambassador to the United Nations  Pak Gil Yon speaks at a news conference at United Nations headquarters in New York, January 10, 2003. North Korea warned the Security Council against punishing it with sanctions for pulling out of the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, saying it would view this as a declaration of war. (Mike Segar/Reuters)

Fart jokes, please!

Here's mine:
[b]Andrew once again demonstrates that whoever smelt it dealt it.[/b]
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