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Posted: 6/26/2003 2:39:45 PM EDT
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was quite impressed. The second women goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive new clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is much impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was very impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 2:47:36 PM EDT
How true.
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 2:57:54 PM EDT
What an idiot. He should have kept the best cook, and kept Ms. Boobilicious on the side.
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 3:03:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DzlBenz: What an idiot. He should have kept the best cook, and kept Ms. Boobilicious on the side.
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[LOLabove] Truer words have never been spoken.
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 3:09:14 PM EDT
the winner in my book would have been the one that spent the $5000 getting even bigger boobies
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 3:11:08 PM EDT
How true.
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 3:15:55 PM EDT
schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 3:29:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/26/2003 3:31:04 PM EDT by TitaniumT]
Originally Posted By marvl: Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.
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[b]The Rest Of The Story[/b] He divorced her 10 years later, not because she had spent all his money, but because she had to pick her boobs up off her knees before she stood up! He is now enjoying a firm breasted young woman! Men are like that ya know!! TT [rofl]
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 3:38:01 PM EDT
Good one Marvl. [rofl2]
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 3:42:18 PM EDT
[lol]
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 3:47:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/26/2003 5:24:15 PM EDT
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