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Posted: 12/9/2013 4:20:01 AM EST





Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:23:50 AM EST
Those Mosins are as long as those Norks are tall.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:27:03 AM EST
Where is Dennis Rodman at?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:27:52 AM EST
The threat of killing you and your family is a very good motivator.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:30:34 AM EST

Those women look flustered and frustrated.

Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:31:15 AM EST
When did they perfect human cloning


Their technology must be light years ahead of ours!!!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:31:16 AM EST
So what do you have to do to get one of those many medals they all have?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:32:27 AM EST
I wonder how often someone falls a couple inches out of line and ruins their uniform.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:34:02 AM EST


I could take a few boxes of Snickers bars and some KY and have one hell of a good weekend with that group.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:34:33 AM EST
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Originally Posted By TheReluctantOhioan:
When did they perfect human cloning


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They perfected human droning.

Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:34:37 AM EST
seeing that makes the Red Dawn reboot totally believable
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:35:06 AM EST
Every female Nork is staring down the muzzle pointed at her.

I bet they would fuck like a champ.

I also bet female hygiene and hair removal technology is lacking there.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:35:34 AM EST
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Originally Posted By RECONSIX:

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And nearly identical.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:36:01 AM EST
The one in the middle will be executed after the parade for his medal being out of place
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:37:36 AM EST
Tiny little fuckers aren't they?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:37:53 AM EST
Nothing says "AMERICA SUCKS, WE'RE WAY BETTER THAN THOSE CAPITALIST DOGS" than a military armed with 1940's era Soviet technology.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:38:03 AM EST
anyone else notice that the women are sporting red cross arm bands and sporting SMG's?? I didn't know the red cross personnel were armed.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:38:56 AM EST
Obamacare death squad nurses are gonna be norks. Never would have guessed that one.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:39:01 AM EST
This thread needs more medals


Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:40:13 AM EST
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Batteries are an expensive and rare commodity in NK.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:41:01 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Tolip:
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Only once.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:41:15 AM EST
So, the question is are they keeping all those obsolete weapons in great condition just for parades or because they actually intend to use them in combat.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:41:19 AM EST
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A medal a week for not toppling the dictator?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:41:36 AM EST
That's mighty fine synchronized goose stepping.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:42:42 AM EST
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Hory carp!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:42:43 AM EST
Each of those medals are for the amount of times each has done ATM with Kim jung Un.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:42:57 AM EST
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Is it wrong that I laugh my ass off every time I see a photo of a Commie Officer with medals running over onto his pants? How long before we get a Stolen Honor case here with someone doing the same shit with US insignia / awards?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:42:58 AM EST
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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:43:21 AM EST
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I would guess-survive the purges.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:44:03 AM EST
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Originally Posted By NoVaRight:

You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!
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Originally Posted By NoVaRight:

You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!

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Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:44:13 AM EST
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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!
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You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!

Beat you by 1 second!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:45:00 AM EST
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Hory carp!
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Hory carp!

They used to call it chainmail in NK it's medalmail.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:46:09 AM EST
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3rd down the row,is that a Crotch Medal?


how can I get one of those
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:47:07 AM EST
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WTF!!??
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:47:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By draider:
Those Mosins are as long as those Norks are tall.
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those will prove invaluable when they start engaging in all that trench warfare!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:52:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/9/2013 4:56:46 AM EST by America-first]
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Originally Posted By OiRogers:


Is it wrong that I laugh my ass off every time I see a photo of a Commie Officer with medals running over onto his pants? How long before we get a Stolen Honor case here with someone doing the same shit with US insignia / awards?
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Originally Posted By OiRogers:


Is it wrong that I laugh my ass off every time I see a photo of a Commie Officer with medals running over onto his pants? How long before we get a Stolen Honor case here with someone doing the same shit with US insignia / awards?


Those aren't medals; they're a new high tech form of body armor of indigenous North Korean design.


ETA, are those women medics, they are all wearing red cross armbands?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:56:15 AM EST
This would suck if you had to take a leak:
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:56:22 AM EST
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Originally Posted By America-first:


Those aren't medals; they're a new high tech form of body armor of indigenous North Korean design.
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Originally Posted By America-first:
Originally Posted By OiRogers:


Is it wrong that I laugh my ass off every time I see a photo of a Commie Officer with medals running over onto his pants? How long before we get a Stolen Honor case here with someone doing the same shit with US insignia / awards?


Those aren't medals; they're a new high tech form of body armor of indigenous North Korean design.


Knock-off Dragon-skin? Those IP stealing bastards!
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:58:31 AM EST
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So what happens when one of them trips up and accidentally drives the bayonet into the neck or shoulder of the guy in front of them?
Does it become a domino effect?

Edit: Man I had a terrible dream about landing at Omaha beach getting shot in the head, pretending I was dead and getting stabbed with a K98 bayonet.
I swear it felt so real as I felt the blade go through my shoulder and come out the other end. Worst dream pain ever.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 4:58:39 AM EST
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The North Koreans are possibly the most racist people on the planet...yes, this is the same planet with Indians and Japanese on it.

The DPRK spends much of its internal propaganda describing themselves as "The purest country."
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:02:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Frost61:
So what happens when one of them trips up and accidentally drives the bayonet into the neck or shoulder of the guy in front of them?
Does it become a domino effect?
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It looks like they index of each others jaws for distancing. Might be fatal if you have a really heavy sneeze though.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:02:53 AM EST
So thats where all the 7.62 x 25 is.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:03:23 AM EST
Are you saying that they need more genetic diversity.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:04:28 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Bville-Bud:
anyone else notice that the women are sporting red cross arm bands and sporting SMG's?? I didn't know the red cross personnel were armed.
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You mean medics?

Yeah, medics are allowed to be armed.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:04:43 AM EST
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Originally Posted By California_Kid:
Originally Posted By NoVaRight:

You know you are an epic badd-ass, when you have so many medals that you have to put them on YOUR PANTS!!!

ROTFL!!!

The image has been manipulated.


This. Original has less, and none on pants. But still, a lot.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:06:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/9/2013 5:07:54 AM EST by glklvr]
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Originally Posted By Recusance:
Each of those medals are for the amount of times each has done ATM with Kim jung Un.
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Really?!?
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:10:36 AM EST
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Really?!?
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Originally Posted By glklvr:
Originally Posted By Recusance:
Each of those medals are for the amount of times each has done ATM with Kim jung Un.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3RFv4fc44cQ/UijoQICBinI/AAAAAAAAAKk/bi1a_eWJwt4/s1600/NorthKoreanMilitaryMedals_zps7714ecd2.jpg



Really?!?

Nice edit.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:11:14 AM EST
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Really?!?
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Originally Posted By glklvr:
Originally Posted By Recusance:
Each of those medals are for the amount of times each has done ATM with Kim jung Un.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3RFv4fc44cQ/UijoQICBinI/AAAAAAAAAKk/bi1a_eWJwt4/s1600/NorthKoreanMilitaryMedals_zps7714ecd2.jpg



Really?!?


Photoshop guys..... Photoshop.
Link Posted: 12/9/2013 5:17:37 AM EST
Think they have any 7.62x25 they'd be willing to sell?
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