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Posted: 10/26/2010 9:18:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 9:22:17 AM EDT by DienBienPhu54]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNClWQmOceQ&feature=player_embedded

Phony Navy SEAL of the WEEK... Joseph B. Cryer. Fake Fraud Phony Military Imposter

claims to have been recruited right out of high school by SEAL TEAM 6 and by passed BUD's training?

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:28:02 AM EDT
well yeah, cuts down on training costs
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:28:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 9:47:40 AM EDT by charlie34alpha]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:31:25 AM EDT
ask him what color is the boat house at little creek.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:33:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DienBienPhu54:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNClWQmOceQ&feature=player_embedded

Phony Navy SEAL of the WEEK... Joseph B. Cryer. Fake Fraud Phony Military Imposter

claims to have been recruited right out of high school by SEAL TEAM 6 and by passed BUD's training?



Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:35:29 AM EDT
Straight to seal team six, now that's one bad ass Chippendale boys, mover over Richard Markowitz
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:36:14 AM EDT
real piece of work...  oh yea  Woody Harrelson's long lost brother?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:37:47 AM EDT
I LOL'ed at the Tums and the Blood Pressure cuff.... he (the guy making the video outing this fake piece of crap) is doing God's work!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:37:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 9:38:22 AM EDT by JT_26]
Marcinko
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:38:49 AM EDT
So you run for office claiming to be a SEAL and don't think someone is going to check?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:39:50 AM EDT
Tums, BP check, calamine lotion, wolf kids in mexico. How have I missed this dude? Subscribe.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:40:06 AM EDT
the host of the video is kind of funny.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:40:15 AM EDT
WOW - another douchebag!

I love that guy doing the piece. Gonna have to start checking in on him.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:40:56 AM EDT
This guy is great.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:42:52 AM EDT
ROFL, calamine...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:44:54 AM EDT
Host made me lulz.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:48:57 AM EDT
77 kills.

What a crock of shit.

And a male entertainer.

Dude is sick in the head.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:52:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:54:13 AM EDT
i've been to Dam Neck. there is nothing there.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 9:58:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 9:59:02 AM EDT by VBC]
Originally Posted By hellbound:
i've been to Dam Neck. there is nothing there.


They have an excellent indoor olympic sized pool with high dives.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:02:46 AM EDT
I can see a guy trying to impress some bimbo in a bar with "I was a Navy SEAL.", but running for a political office and making that claim?  Does it not occur to people that someone may investigate?

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Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:03:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By VBC:
Originally Posted By hellbound:
i've been to Dam Neck. there is nothing there.


They have an excellent indoor olympic sized pool with high dives.



I wish my office was on the beach.

I <3 Jet Noise
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:03:51 AM EDT
Wow. Guess they really aren't ever that smart, are they?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:05:37 AM EDT




Originally Posted By Sub-MOA:

Tums, BP check, calamine lotion, wolf kids in mexico. How have I missed this dude? Subscribe.




That's retired SEAL Senior Chief Don Shipley - he runs EXTREME SEAL EXPERIENCE for aspiring BUD/S candidates.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:08:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By capnrob97:
So you run for office claiming to be a SEAL and don't think someone is going to check?


Exactly!

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:13:00 AM EDT
Here is this weeks gem from Chief Shipley's facebook page:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx8jZWXQBqs
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:18:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 10:18:21 AM EDT by hellbound]
Originally Posted By GR8TWYT:
Here is this weeks gem from Chief Shipley's facebook page:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx8jZWXQBqs


the movie with rorschach from watchmen is one of those "feel bad" movies like revolutionary road... he ends up taking a girl on a date and on the way home starts jerking off in the passenger seat and tells the date "don't tell on me or i'll GET YOU"... he finishes while she cries in the driver's seat...

that character is such a creep and reminds me of 90% of GD posters...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:21:17 AM EDT
Why does it always have to be seal team 6?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:22:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 10:25:51 AM EDT by bcw107]
The Tums and pulse taking made the video.  



"Ugh.  It's calamine lotion."
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:23:02 AM EDT
Tag for later viewing.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:25:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
Why does it always have to be seal team 6?


because SEAL team 6 is the "super secret" one...

phonies go full retard right off the bat, so it's a lot easier to spot them, and it makes outing them more enjoyable...

it's like that with all imposters... if you're going to make up a fake life, go big or go home.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:29:55 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 10:30:24 AM EDT by _DR]

too bad congress didn't have the desire or work ethic to pass the Stolen Valor bill.

I think they should be imprisoned for impersonating congressmen and women.

They are as bad as Mr Cryer.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:30:43 AM EDT




Originally Posted By hellbound:

i've been to Dam Neck. there is nothing there.


They do have temporary billeting that is oftentimes vacant when everything else on the other local bases is full-up...



Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:32:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GySgt_D:

Originally Posted By hellbound:
i've been to Dam Neck. there is nothing there.

They do have temporary billeting that is oftentimes vacant when everything else on the other local bases is full-up...



i was being sarcastic...

carry on...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:34:14 AM EDT




Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:

Why does it always have to be seal team 6?




ST6 or "DEVGRU" claims often out the poser without even having to do much research as SEAL Team 6 dissolved in 1987.  This puts most of your current posers in diapers or elementary school when the Team ceased to exist.  We actually just outed a local ST6 poser here in town - he even had a personalized SEAL T6 license plate!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:35:32 AM EDT
TAG for later.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:35:38 AM EDT



Originally Posted By GR8TWYT:





Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:

Why does it always have to be seal team 6?




ST6 or "DEVGRU" claims often out the poser without even having to do much research as SEAL Team 6 dissolved in 1987.  This puts most of your current posers in diapers or elementary school when the Team ceased to exist.  We actually just outed a local ST6 poser here in town - he even had a personalized SEAL T6 license plate!
What was Seal Team 6?





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:38:51 AM EDT
I don't think any SEAL would want to bypass BUD/S. It's a right of passage.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:44:51 AM EDT




Originally Posted By capnrob97:





Originally Posted By GR8TWYT:





Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:

Why does it always have to be seal team 6?




ST6 or "DEVGRU" claims often out the poser without even having to do much research as SEAL Team 6 dissolved in 1987. This puts most of your current posers in diapers or elementary school when the Team ceased to exist. We actually just outed a local ST6 poser here in town - he even had a personalized SEAL T6 license plate!
What was Seal Team 6?







It was a Team formed after the failed Operation Eagle Claw (Iran) in 79 or 80.  Marchinko headed the Team and hand picked his operators from SEAL Team 1 IIRC.  It was basically a HSLD super secret anti-terrorist team that was on call 24/7/365.



Here's the Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Naval_Special_Warfare_Development_Group
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:48:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:49:20 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:52:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By bcw107:
The Tums and pulse taking made the video.  

"Ugh.  It's calamine lotion."


That guy's hilarious.

On a serious side it makes me sick how many posers are out there. It pisses me off and I can't imagine how much it pisses off guys that actually are Navy SEAL's for someone to make the claim and totally disrespect what the real guys have done and sacrificed.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:53:17 AM EDT








That's the one I posted above as well - this week's submission.  Priceless!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 10:56:39 AM EDT



Originally Posted By bcw107:


The Tums and pulse taking made the video.  



"Ugh.  It's calamine lotion."






 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:04:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/26/2010 11:06:40 AM EDT by Depidy_Dawg]
Originally Posted By GR8TWYT:

Originally Posted By Umbrellacorp:
Why does it always have to be seal team 6?


ST6 or "DEVGRU" claims often out the poser without even having to do much research as SEAL Team 6 dissolved in 1987.  This puts most of your current posers in diapers or elementary school when the Team ceased to exist.  We actually just outed a local ST6 poser here in town - he even had a personalized SEAL T6 license plate!


Last year I got called by a guy in a town 40 miles north of here. Meet him at the school in town, he was accusing a school employee of a heinous act, and we go into an office. I start to make small talk and this guy says he was in the service. I ask him what branch, he replies, "Special Ops, blacks ops mostly". It was so hard to not bust out laughing. He spouts on about his exploits in El Salvador in the 80's, I just hand him more rope nodding and asking more questions. He finishes up by telling me that he was recruited by the CIA out of tanker school and sent directly to El Salvador. Unh huh.

Long story short, his accusations were completely false, as was his service exploits. I got to call the CIA watch center at Langley and speak with one of there federal law enforcement guys. We had a fun talk and he thanked me for the information. Idjit has now moved to Texas with his family last I heard. Looking further into his background we found out he'd gone AWOL from motor transportaion school in the early 70's and been arrested in the late 70's for desertion after a traffic stop in Arkansas.

I was just an SP in the AF, but I love seeing them hammering these imposters and fake POSs.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:11:29 AM EDT
Pfffffffffffft..... I was recruited straight from birth. A SEAL recruiter walked straight into my mother's hospital room right after going through labor and after inspecting my like some Spartan baby told her, "This child is a fine specimen and worthy of the title Navy SEAL, his training will commence on his 10th birthday. He now belongs to the state"

Yea, that's how that went down.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:14:37 AM EDT
"wolf kids in Mexico"

LMAO!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:16:29 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Myguitarisaweapn:


Pfffffffffffft..... I was recruited straight from birth. A SEAL recruiter walked straight into my mother's hospital room right after going through labor and after inspecting my like some Spartan baby told her, "This child is a fine specimen and worthy of the title Navy SEAL, his training will commence on his 10th birthday. He now belongs to the state"



Yea, that's how that went down.


Was it this guy?







 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:16:55 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:16:58 AM EDT
This guy is funny as hell...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 11:21:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Scott_In_OKC:

Originally Posted By Myguitarisaweapn:
Pfffffffffffft..... I was recruited straight from birth. A SEAL recruiter walked straight into my mother's hospital room right after going through labor and after inspecting my like some Spartan baby told her, "This child is a fine specimen and worthy of the title Navy SEAL, his training will commence on his 10th birthday. He now belongs to the state"

Yea, that's how that went down.

Was it this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9egLvSEL_EM
 


Yes, strikingly similar to how she described him.



(He was actually one of my favorite Lost characters)
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