Once upon a time,
a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve,this
perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress. Being the
perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve
of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and
his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.
the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple;
and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer.)
Answer: The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really
existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus
and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** WOMEN stop reading here,
this is the end of the joke.
MEN keep scrolling.
if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the woman must have been driving.
This explains why there was an accident.
MEN Keep scrolling
By the way,
if you're a woman and you're still reading,
this illustrates another point:
Women never listen.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
You give the bitch a shovel.
(the above is just a joke and does not reflect the opinions or attitudes of the individual posting it)
In the Garden of Eden one day, God was talking with Adam.
Adam says, "God, I want a life partner. I want someone who is perfect, compassionate, smart, and is equal to me in every way. How much will that cost me?"
God says, "An arm and a leg"
Adam thinks about and says, "What can I get for a rib?"
Great jokes guys!