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Posted: 10/31/2006 4:51:07 PM EST
I invited a bunch of friends to come see Shaun of the Dead in my room. Nobody came at the scheduled time. So I swing by one room and invite both guys to come. Neither of them feels like it. Swing by the next room and invite two more friends. Neither of them feel like it. Head to the next room, he doesn't feel like it and I get subjected to a skinny Japanese guy in his underwear. *shudder*

So, I head over to the next dorm and knock on doors. Nobody there. Knock on the next one; he's obviously in his room since I can hear him moving around and muting the tv, but won't answer the door. Asshole. I go to the next room and nobody's there but the door is open. So I change both their desktops to gay porn and head back to my room to bitch on the internet.

Why is it so hard to get anyone to watch a simple frigging movie?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:52:19 PM EST
Watch HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLES

It will give you a clue
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:54:23 PM EST
What is wrong with watching it without other people?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:56:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By 8mmMauser:
What is wrong with watching it without other people?


+1, people suck, they ruin movies.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:57:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By 8mmMauser:
What is wrong with watching it without other people?


The group experience is lacking. I always watch movies alone.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 4:58:36 PM EST
Were you wearing deoderant? Mouthwash?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:00:54 PM EST
maybe you suck
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:03:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By StandardDeviation:
Were you wearing deoderant? Mouthwash?


Stank breath?
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:03:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
I invited a bunch of friends to come see Shaun of the Dead in my room. Nobody came at the scheduled time. So I swing by one room and invite both guys to come. Neither of them feels like it. Swing by the next room and invite two more friends. Neither of them feel like it. Head to the next room, he doesn't feel like it and I get subjected to a skinny Japanese guy in his underwear. *shudder*

So, I head over to the next dorm and knock on doors. Nobody there. Knock on the next one; he's obviously in his room since I can hear him moving around and muting the tv, but won't answer the door. Asshole. I go to the next room and nobody's there but the door is open. So I change both their desktops to gay porn and head back to my room to bitch on the internet.

Why is it so hard to get anyone to watch a simple frigging movie?


Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:06:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:07:59 PM EST
The one that muted the TV was probably pulling his pud. When I lived in a dorm with thin walls, I turned the TV on to cover the sound of porn. Sometimes people knocked on the door while my hand was on meat. I would wait patiently for them to go away. I didn't take long, ususally.

One time I was in the midst of some self-gratification when there is a knock at the door. And more knocking. Turned out that it was this girl my roommate was hanging around. And she wouldn't go away. "Matt? I know you're in there! I hear the TV! Just because James isn't around, does that mean we can't hang out?" I couldn't answer the door, I had gone too far to turn around....and after the first two minutes, how the hell was I going to explain taking so long to open up? So I did the only thing I could think of...waited it out.

So, just wanted to say I hope you didn't stand outside the guy's room shouting at him to open up.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:10:06 PM EST
Your "Friend-Fu" must suck.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:13:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By kayamana:

Originally Posted By StandardDeviation:
Were you wearing deoderant? Mouthwash?


Stank breath?


I was actually wearing a gas mask at the time, so it's irrelevent anyway.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:18:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
The one that muted the TV was probably pulling his pud. When I lived in a dorm with thin walls, I turned the TV on to cover the sound of porn. Sometimes people knocked on the door while my hand was on meat. I would wait patiently for them to go away. I didn't take long, ususally.

One time I was in the midst of some self-gratification when there is a knock at the door. And more knocking. Turned out that it was this girl my roommate was hanging around. And she wouldn't go away. "Matt? I know you're in there! I hear the TV! Just because James isn't around, does that mean we can't hang out?" I couldn't answer the door, I had gone too far to turn around....and after the first two minutes, how the hell was I going to explain taking so long to open up? So I did the only thing I could think of...waited it out.

So, just wanted to say I hope you didn't stand outside the guy's room shouting at him to open up.



That's WAY too much fuckin information man.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:20:59 PM EST
I'm resiting the obvious answer.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:21:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
I invited a bunch of friends to come see Shaun of the Dead in my room. Nobody came at the scheduled time. So I swing by one room and invite both guys to come. Neither of them feels like it. Swing by the next room and invite two more friends. Neither of them feel like it. Head to the next room, he doesn't feel like it and I get subjected to a skinny Japanese guy in his underwear. *shudder*

So, I head over to the next dorm and knock on doors. Nobody there. Knock on the next one; he's obviously in his room since I can hear him moving around and muting the tv, but won't answer the door. Asshole. I go to the next room and nobody's there but the door is open. So I change both their desktops to gay porn and head back to my room to bitch on the internet.

Why is it so hard to get anyone to watch a simple frigging movie?


Get those Black naked guys that Jerk-off downstairs or some of their pothead freinds...

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:25:15 PM EST
Oh, and, I was in .mil. I got divorced, and,I used to watch "Casablanca" over and over again....I'd stop when my roomie was present, but, he'd catch me watching and was like....Eventually.."So whats this movive about?"

I walked him through it....(If you don't know 1939+ history, you'll be lost at times) He was energized, and, brought a number of other young troops to appreciate Casablanca.


Sometimes it's about being an enigma :)
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:26:02 PM EST
someone here needs a group hug...
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:26:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
I invited a bunch of friends to come see Shaun of the Dead in my room. Nobody came at the scheduled time. So I swing by one room and invite both guys to come. Neither of them feels like it. Swing by the next room and invite two more friends. Neither of them feel like it. Head to the next room, he doesn't feel like it and I get subjected to a skinny Japanese guy in his underwear. *shudder*

So, I head over to the next dorm and knock on doors. Nobody there. Knock on the next one; he's obviously in his room since I can hear him moving around and muting the tv, but won't answer the door. Asshole. I go to the next room and nobody's there but the door is open. So I change both their desktops to gay porn and head back to my room to bitch on the internet.

Why is it so hard to get anyone to watch a simple frigging movie?


Dude, it's Halloween!

Your friends just MIGHT be doing their own thing tonight. Don't take it personal. Tonight's second only to Christmas to most folk as far as nice memories go and those folks you wanted to share it with may have had other plans that reinforced those feelings that didn't involve sitting around and watching DVD's.

Ask 'em NEXT week-end and see what kind of response you get
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:37:28 PM EST
It's because you are lacking the 3 things necessary for a college movie night.

Booze
Chicks
Pot

Nobody likes them all, but everybody likes at least one.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:39:04 PM EST
they turned down Shaun of the Dead?

what a bunch of shit stains

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:40:55 PM EST
You aren't helping things out by being a jerkoff.

I got a friend that enjoys tying up the loops on my backpack.

1st time I laughed it off.

2nd time I gave him a warning.

3rd time, I kicked his fucking ass.

Alot of people aren't as nice as me.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:54:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
It's because you are lacking the 3 things necessary for a college movie night.

Booze
Chicks
Pot

Nobody likes them all, but everybody likes at least one.


I like them all.

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:56:56 PM EST
People suck

Yep.

I'm going camping tomorrow.

Alone.

Purposely.

Link Posted: 10/31/2006 5:59:19 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2006 5:59:57 PM EST by speedboy]
You are just too cool for them to hang out with you.

I hear you on this one.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:51:03 PM EST
Its Halloween and you want a bunch of guys to come sit in your room and watch a movie ?

No offense dude, but come on...
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 7:56:08 PM EST
"So I change both their desktops to gay porn and head back to my room to bitch on the internet."

Sigline material.
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 8:11:40 PM EST
This is sooooo Dr Phil Intervention material...
Link Posted: 10/31/2006 8:34:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By JFP:
maybe you suck

Good answer.
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