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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 4/4/2006 2:53:12 PM EDT
I got this today and thought it was funny-

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. One
day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, we are very happy that you have passed
our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car........

Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:07:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:09:37 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:11:47 AM EDT
thats great.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:14:26 AM EDT
copy paste


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