Broke my nose 3 years ago this February and never did anything about. Reason? My nose did not bleed or hurt right after it happened, just got black and blue around the eyes. No big deal.
That spring I developed allergies, not uncommon. Since then my allergies got progressively worse. Well I finally went to a ears, nose and throat doctor today and boy what a surprise I got, and I am not referring to the bill.
First thing he asked me in the exam room is " how long has your nose been broken?" Broken? It's still broken? Then he goes on to say "your septum is deviated as well." Isn't that nice! Now I am walking down the hall to the x-ray room. Throw a lead shield over the important parts, snap snap, all done. Painless.
Back in the waiting room and the suspense is building up, my name is finally called and I go back to the doctor's office. There he has my x-rays all ready up on the viewer and writing something in his appointment book. "Well" he said "I have an opening June 4, its a Tuesday."
An opening for what? Seems that my "allergies"
are a compression fracture of my nose, with possible nerve damage(hmm, no pain?), a deviated septum and a cracked orbital sinus that extend from my nose just past my eye.
I'm f**ked! The doctor described how the procedure was done. And it involves literally peeling my face off my head! No thanks! First, they shave the front portion of the skull. Then they make an incision from ear to ear, over the top of the your the head. And finally, they actually peel the skin off your skull and face to expose the area that needs repair.
Come to think of it, I told the doctor, my allergies have gotten a lot better lately.
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