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Posted: 8/31/2015 8:14:14 PM EDT
Good friend calls up, says he's developed a rash on his buttocks. Went to bed Sunday night, woke up Monday morning w/rash. The rash area is somewhat swollen but isn't itching or painful. He says he hasn't been around any unusual chemicals or eaten anything outside his normal diet.
Before "dibs on guns" and "pics of wife" and he heads for the doctor, any idea what might be causing this? It doesn't sound like any rash I've heard of before.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:15:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/31/2015 8:16:14 PM EDT by Gripy]
Dibs on ammo and optics!



ETA: could be a bug bite. or brown recluse.

Probably just MRSA.

Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:15:10 PM EDT
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You need to shave.
 
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:18:11 PM EDT
Maybe it's cellulitis of the butt-ocks.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:20:02 PM EDT
Herpes.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:21:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
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Wow, sounds like you're still irritated about having been spayed!
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:21:37 PM EDT
"good friend", right



A good friend wouldn't call you up and talk about his ass
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:22:35 PM EDT
Most likely non-specific dermatitis.  

Hydrocortisone valerate cream.   Be gone in two days.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:24:55 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
"good friend", right

A good friend wouldn't call you up and talk about his ass
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OR, maybe he would………….. if he was a " good " friend.

Aliens, close encounter, anal probe…..
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 8:55:27 PM EDT
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"good friend", right

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Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:13:31 PM EDT
Maybe he has a latex allergy.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:17:17 PM EDT
Perirectal Abscess

Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:18:14 PM EDT
"friend" oh sure.....
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:18:49 PM EDT
A picture would help diagnose....on second thought nevermind.

In all seriousness what does the rash look like?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:20:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
"good friend", right

A good friend wouldn't call you up and talk about his ass
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Unless OP is knowledgable of said ass........
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:22:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By chadjetlag:
Maybe he has a latex allergy.
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What you did there...
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:24:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
"good boy friend", right

A good boy friend would call you up and talk about his ass
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FIFY

And I think I know why you're so concerned, OP...
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:24:59 PM EDT
Did "your friend" recently shave his ass?

Sounds like razor burn to me.  
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:25:22 PM EDT
Surely you've informed him to not scratch butt pimples.  He could die.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:37:41 PM EDT
I find it entertaining that these embarrassing things never happen to anyone in GD, just their "friends".
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Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:45:25 PM EDT
Has said friend been camping with TRG?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:56:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mach:
A picture would help diagnose....on second thought nevermind.
In all seriousness what does the rash look like?
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I would rather not see a pic, "what has been seen, cannot be unseen." He said red rash on the buttocks, slightly swollen but not painful or itching.
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 9:59:28 PM EDT
Sounds like he needs some ointment.  How good of a friend are you?
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:00:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
"good friend", right

A good friend wouldn't call you up and talk about his ass
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Why do people do the "friend of mine" bit..??

Everyone saw through that the first time it was used by a roman centurion..
Link Posted: 8/31/2015 10:10:28 PM EDT
Tell him to take a nice hot shower and wash his ass thoroughly. After he dries off tell him to apply Absorbine Jr. liberally to affected area.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:30:32 AM EDT
im thinking BenGay should fix it right up
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im thinking BenGay should fix it right up
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I am thinking that is how he got it

 
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:49:34 AM EDT
If you love your boyfriend, get him to a doctor. There's no shame, doctors accept that lifestyle these days.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 5:52:09 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:
"good friend", right

A good friend wouldn't call you up and talk about his ass
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Came here to post this.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 8:39:08 AM EDT
Keep it comin', guys! I find the projection in some of these posts to be very entertaining!
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 10:43:51 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Tomac:


I would rather not see a pic, "what has been seen, cannot be unseen." He said red rash on the buttocks, slightly swollen but not painful or itching.
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Originally Posted By Tomac:
Originally Posted By Mach:
A picture would help diagnose....on second thought nevermind.
In all seriousness what does the rash look like?


I would rather not see a pic, "what has been seen, cannot be unseen." He said red rash on the buttocks, slightly swollen but not painful or itching.


There are tons of rashes and tons of causes.

Generally speaking it can be caused by 6 things.

Viral infection
Bacterial infection
Fungal infection
Heat
Gs
being spanked

if it does not go away in a few days, he needs to see a doc
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 10:46:59 AM EDT
Rashed are IMPOSSIBLE to diagnose without pics
And, no, I'm not asking for pics
Just saying...
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 10:47:45 AM EDT
You need to quit using that cheap lube at the discount store. He seems to be allergic to it. Have you had any problems?
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 8:36:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By KiowaCreekRaider:
Rashed are IMPOSSIBLE to diagnose without pics
And, no, I'm not asking for pics
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I asked for a more detailed description and he says it looks like a bad sunburn, even in color w/no welts or individual bumps.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 9:28:46 PM EDT
This will turn into a poop thread.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 9:36:14 PM EDT
Are you sure his buttocks are not just sunburned from the ass-less chaps? Go back over both of your schedules and see if that explanation would make sense.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 9:58:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SilverSlinger:
Are you sure his buttocks are not just sunburned from the ass-less chaps? Go back over both of your schedules and see if that explanation would make sense.
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Might be difficult to do since we live a thousand miles apart.
Link Posted: 9/1/2015 10:02:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mach:
A picture would help diagnose....on second thought nevermind.

In all seriousness what does the rash look like?
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it looks just like the rash on OP's ballsack.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 2:25:14 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By LightningII:



it looks just like the rash on OP's ballsack.
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Originally Posted By LightningII:
Originally Posted By Mach:
A picture would help diagnose....on second thought nevermind.

In all seriousness what does the rash look like?



it looks just like the rash on OP's ballsack.


Glad we found someone that has seen both.
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Originally Posted By Mach:
Glad we found someone that has seen both.
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Originally Posted By Mach:



Originally Posted By LightningII:


Originally Posted By Mach:

A picture would help diagnose....on second thought nevermind.



In all seriousness what does the rash look like?






it looks just like the rash on OP's ballsack.





Glad we found someone that has seen both.
LOL

 
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 6:59:57 AM EDT
This thread is going exactly how I thought it would.
Link Posted: 9/2/2015 10:23:40 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Dipper:
OR, maybe he would………….. if he was a " good " friend.



Aliens, close encounter, anal probe…..
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Originally Posted By AssaultRifler:

"good friend", right



A good friend wouldn't call you up and talk about his ass




OR, maybe he would………….. if he was a " good " friend.



Aliens, close encounter, anal probe…..
Alien probe herpes I hear those are the worst.

 
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 9:07:09 AM EDT
Final update: He finally went to see a doctor who thinks it's stress-related (he's going through a messy divorce) and it should fade away in a few days.
Link Posted: 9/3/2015 9:29:45 AM EDT
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Final update: He finally went to see a doctor who thinks it's stress-related (he's going through a messy divorce) and it should fade away in a few days.
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Ease off the spanking, OP


 
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