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Posted: 3/31/2012 10:55:57 AM EDT
As we all know today is when we are supposed to celebrate Earth Hour. Apparently the hippies think that returning to medieval life is a suitable way of worshipping Gaia and thus we should all turn out the lights for an hour this evening. My suggestion is entirely the opposite, we should celebrate the rising wealth of humanity by turning all the lights on at that time.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/03/31/celebrate-earth-hour-by-turning-the-lights-on/
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:58:22 AM EDT
I think I will burn a tire to celebrate.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 10:59:33 AM EDT
Is this the one that we're all supposed to jump up into the air at a designated time?
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:00:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 11:00:37 AM EDT by polecat30]
Tire burning party at my place!

Beat to it
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:00:35 AM EDT
I'm saving up to take a huge dump in celebration. The methane cloud should be spectacular.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:01:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By thinice:
Is this the one that we're all supposed to jump up into the air at a designated time?



That might cause an earthquake. Or maybe a tsunami.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:02:02 AM EDT
Taco bell for the whole family tonight, its methane for the ozone!
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:10:17 AM EDT
Sounds like a good time to clean out the engines with some Sea Foam.......
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:13:04 AM EDT
Originally Posted By usernameexists:
I think I will burn a tire to celebrate.


Might I suggest several gallons of diesel to enhance ignition?

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:13:25 AM EDT
The fuel in my 3 cars gas tanks is fairly old. I think I will just burn it off and get new fuel.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:15:45 AM EDT

I will make sure every TV, light and all 4 computers are running, all day.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:16:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By althor:
I'm saving up to take a huge dump in celebration. The methane cloud should be spectacular.

Make sure you do it outside. All natural.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:17:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:19:57 AM EDT
I'll be hog hunting hopefully I can slaughter some bacon

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:20:24 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dog1:
I'll be pouring used motor oil in the creek out back.

You really ought to drain your oil pan in a ditch, beats the hell out of lugging waste oil around just to pour it out.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:21:55 AM EDT
I'll be working at a Nuke plant tonight around that time.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:28:11 AM EDT
Burn trees covered in oil with Slayer playing

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Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:37:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 11:38:35 AM EDT by Thatdude333]
This just proves that if hippies told ARFCOM to not beat your dicks with a hammer, you guys would be running to your tool boxes in gleeful anticipation of doing the opposite of what the hippies wants.

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:41:20 AM EDT
Since tire burnings are covered, I'll release a bunch of CFC's instead.

Take that, hippie
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:44:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Thatdude333:
This just proves that if hippies told ARFCOM to not beat your dicks with a hammer, you guys would be running to your tool boxes in gleeful anticipation of doing the opposite of what the hippies wants.



Somebody is out of burn'n tires...
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:52:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Thatdude333:
This just proves that if hippies told ARFCOM to not beat your dicks with a hammer, you guys would be running to your tool boxes in gleeful anticipation of doing the opposite of what the hippies wants.


Wow, you thought long and hard over that analogy . Your balls deep and bareback logic cannot be countered. That is some big city thinking there.

I am not impressed. Let's lock it down, folks.


Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:53:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RECONSIX:

I will make sure every TV, light and all 4 computers are running, all day.


Link Posted: 3/31/2012 11:57:15 AM EDT
Am i supposed to destroy the earth tonight, or am i supposed to sing cum bayah? Confused.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:03:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:05:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Thatdude333:
This just proves that if hippies told ARFCOM to not beat your dicks with a hammer, you guys would be running to your tool boxes in gleeful anticipation of doing the opposite of what the hippies wants.



Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:05:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 12:05:59 PM EDT by Pi_r_Round]
I shall fart in their general direction
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:12:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:13:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 12:14:08 PM EDT by edb66]
Korea at night.



Guess which is which.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:40:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sirostac:
Originally Posted By usernameexists:
I think I will burn a tire to celebrate.


Might I suggest several gallons of diesel to enhance ignition?






I usually save mine for Earth Day.

Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:41:55 PM EDT
Conservation is for homos.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:44:17 PM EDT
UK is going to beat UofL today around 6 or 7 o'clock.

The fires set in celebration, and burning of electricity and fuel tonight will create a carbon footprint of a city three times Lexington's size!!
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 12:47:31 PM EDT
I'm going to burn some tires as well.

And throw some old car batteries in a ditch.

Along with my household garbage, because fuck it, I'm already there.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 1:05:23 PM EDT
I'll be at work, I'm going to turn on all the lights in the 100,000 sf warehouse to celebrate
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 1:23:32 PM EDT
Fire up the noisy diesel generator and use it to power about 100 light bulbs. 75 Watts each!

It needs its monthly load test, more fun than heating water.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 2:05:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 2:07:28 PM EDT by Dog1]
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 2:07:39 PM EDT
I have on occasion toyed with the idea of an Eternal Fuck-You-Hippies Flame foundation.

Pretty much all it would be is a big flare kind of thing.

It would be donation-based, so while it would always be lit, the bigger the foundation's cash reserves the bigger the flare.

It would make one hell of a non-profit.


I am absolutely 100% dead serious.


LB, keeper of the light of stupid.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 2:09:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 2:09:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 2:18:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By davisac:
As we all know today is when we are supposed to celebrate Earth Hour. Apparently the hippies think that returning to medieval life is a suitable way of worshipping Gaia and thus we should all turn out the lights for an hour this evening. My suggestion is entirely the opposite, we should celebrate the rising wealth of humanity by turning all the lights on at that time.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/03/31/celebrate-earth-hour-by-turning-the-lights-on/



I'm going to turn the AC on, run my V8 truck, AND turn all the lights on!
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 2:19:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By M82Assault:
Originally Posted By davisac:
As we all know today is when we are supposed to celebrate Earth Hour. Apparently the hippies think that returning to medieval life is a suitable way of worshipping Gaia and thus we should all turn out the lights for an hour this evening. My suggestion is entirely the opposite, we should celebrate the rising wealth of humanity by turning all the lights on at that time.


http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/03/31/celebrate-earth-hour-by-turning-the-lights-on/



I'm going to turn the AC on, run my V8 truck, AND turn all the lights on!


Make sure to take the truck out of the garage
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 3:17:58 PM EDT
I'm going to turn on some space heaters to make my air conditioner work harder. In addition to turning on all the lights, of course.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 4:28:02 PM EDT
Just started for Eastern Time.


No lights off here.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 4:31:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 4:42:09 PM EDT
Yep- gonna get right on that
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 4:53:44 PM EDT
My CAR already puts out more than 10 tons of Greenhouse gases yearly...



Me turning off the lights for an hour ain't gonna help.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 4:55:40 PM EDT
Fuck that noise. The Prius is staying in the garage. I'll be riding my 16 year old motorcycle with a carbureted engine and no emissions controls.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 4:59:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Paul:
I'll have my home lit up completely.


This.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 5:02:03 PM EDT
I'm sitting in the house with the big screen on, the AC set on 68, back door open, all floods outside on, both pool pumps running. I hope I'm doing my part.
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 5:05:42 PM EDT
I have some Spotted Owl and Sea Otter of the BBQ.

Will be turning off the lights and using whale oil lamps.



Link Posted: 3/31/2012 5:17:25 PM EDT
Shit! I just walked into a door. Turn on the f&@king lights, honey!
Link Posted: 3/31/2012 5:25:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/31/2012 5:26:07 PM EDT by davisac]
Central Time: you guys are up.
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