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Posted: 10/7/2004 1:28:52 AM EST
Washington, (AP) The animal rights orginization known as PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is outraged at a photo showing John Kerry standing over a dead animal he had killed while hunting. In the photo, Kerry is crouched over the animal and is holding a handgun. The president of PETA was quoted as saying "This is horrible! Animals need to be loved! I loved snorky, snorky was a dolphin. The police said I loved snorky a little too much and they put me in jail for awhile!".

When asked about the photo, John Kerry said "The hunt was exhilarating, I was crawling around on my belly with my trusty HK USP, trying to outsmart the dog, I felt like a police officer" he continued "Some people say dog meat is too tough and stringy, but if you prepare it right and use the right marinade, it could be very tasty, you know for like eating at a picnic"

Many say this is just another ploy to get hunters to vote for John Kerry. Local dog hunter and police officer Jack Murrad said "Real dog hunters dont use handguns, they use .50 BMG rifles! Everyone knows that!". But Kerry says "I have been dog hunting all my life, I know exactly how to hunt dogs."

A former Kerry supporter had this to say. "I was going to like, vote for kerry because he was like cool and everything. But then he killed a poor dog and I was like ohmigod! He killed that dog! Hunting is baaad and guns are baaad so im gunna vote for Nader because I hate everyone"

The image of Kerry can be seen below.

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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:43:30 AM EST
, Oh HELL.......

EXCELLANT.......
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:50:27 AM EST
man that pic would make a good bobble head doll
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:50:48 AM EST
Looks like a dog.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:54:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 2:12:26 AM EST by NightWatchman]
That was a feral dog?!? Is it bloated from being dead or is it really that fat?

Are there 2 pics cause I only see 1
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 1:57:48 AM EST
What police department was Kerry with when that pic was taken?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:16:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By Feedingcannibal:
Looks like a dog.



Dingo -------------
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 2:23:24 AM EST

Local dog hunter and police officer Jack Murrad ...





Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:01:13 AM EST
I think Kerry's hunting side needs to be attacked more. It has been his way of pretending to be pro gun rights but, of course we know better. If it looked to the Kerry camp as if it was costing animal-rights votes, they might cut back on the posing. Then, his true positions on gun control might filter through even the hunters' rose-colored glasses.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:04:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Feedingcannibal:
Looks like a dog.



Yeah, but what's the dead animal?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:10:19 AM EST

[hysterical streep] A DINGO ATE MY BABY!!! [/hysterical streep]
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:10:36 AM EST
Very good!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 3:11:23 AM EST
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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:26:18 AM EST
Oh well, I don't imagine the PETA folks will now endorse Bush. I guess they'll have to vote for Nader. LOL. But either way, that's a vote Kerry doesn't get, so it's all good.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:27:20 AM EST
Damn he killed Old Yeller !
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 4:37:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/7/2004 4:38:25 AM EST by dpmmn]
Kerry for Chief of Police!!!!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:09:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By cyanide:

Originally Posted By Feedingcannibal:
Looks like a dog.



Dingo -------------



Are you sure? Looks too fat to be a dingo. Even mixed dingoes (most are mixed) are alot leaner than this.

If thats a pure dingo, then that fucker should be shot.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:16:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By FiftyCalibre:

Originally Posted By cyanide:

Originally Posted By Feedingcannibal:
Looks like a dog.



Dingo -------------



Are you sure? Looks too fat to be a dingo. Even mixed dingoes (most are mixed) are alot leaner than this.

If thats a pure dingo, then that fucker should be shot.



No mate, not sure.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 5:18:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tweak:
got a short little index finger on his right hand he does.



on the trigger, eh?
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:26:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:29:07 PM EST
Wanna see my Dingo.....
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 11:34:24 PM EST
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