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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:01:51 AM EDT
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What sentience?
When a turkey buys the house next door.. moves his family in... and becomes a productive member of society... then, I will stop eating delicous turkey. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:03:36 AM EDT
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What sentience? When a turkey buys the house next door.. moves his family in... and becomes a productive member of society... then, I will stop eating delicous turkey slaughter them wholesale and feast on the carcasses in their own home. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:04:18 AM EDT
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I agree, the turkeys live out a fucked up few months due to the hormones and selective breeding for specific tasty traits. Kinder to serve 'em up.
Mmm leftover turkey noodle soup. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:06:43 AM EDT
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PETA is always good for a few laughs. You know, in between their mass killings of dogs.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:07:24 AM EDT
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If we didn't raise these turkeys to make turkey sammiches they never would have been hatched to begin with. They should be grateful we give 46 million turkeys the opportunity to live the lives they had.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:07:33 AM EDT
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What sentience? When a turkey buys the house next door.. moves his family in... and becomes a productive member of society... then, I will stop eating delicous turkey slaughter them wholesale and feast on the carcasses in their own home. You beat me to it! And BDA, you wasted post #666 on something way too benign. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:07:34 AM EDT
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What if that particular turkey is not a good mother, can I eat it without guilt?
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:08:41 AM EDT
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I'd love to see a president immediately wring the turkeys neck then hand the bird to the chef in front of the cameras.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:12:22 AM EDT
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PETA is always good for a few laughs. You know, in between their mass killings of dogs. This. How many times have those idiots been caught dumping euthanized dogs in dumpsters? Fido is better off dead than adopted I guess. 
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:15:09 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By PETA DIPSHITS:
“Turkeys do not need to be ‘pardoned’—they are not guilty of anything other than being born into a world of prejudice.” No, they're guilty of being delicious. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:16:03 AM EDT
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I'd love to see a president immediately wring the turkeys neck then hand the bird to the chef in front of the cameras. Vote for me then––-I'll not only do it to a turkey, I'll do it to a representative of PETA, then we'll dine on some long pork! |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:16:37 AM EDT
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He should agree - and violently kill a turkey with a chainsaw on national tv instead.
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:17:51 AM EDT
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If elected President, I wouldn't pardon the stupid bird. I would have it slaughtered in the Rose Garden and then offer thanks to the Almighty for His generosity.
Heck, I'd give MSNBC exclusive rights to air it. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:18:05 AM EDT
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I'd love to see a president immediately wring the turkeys neck then hand the bird to the chef in front of the cameras. Vote for me then––-I'll not only do it to a turkey, I'll do it to a representative of PETA, then we'll dine on some long pork! I don't know if you could top Aimless's promise to chuck live possums off the White House roof for a trap shoot. (The trap shoot part was my idea, but he agreed.  .) AIMLESS 2016!
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:19:26 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I'd love to see a president immediately wring the turkeys neck then hand the bird to the chef in front of the cameras. Vote for me then––-I'll not only do it to a turkey, I'll do it to a representative of PETA, then we'll dine on some long pork! I don't know if you could top Aimless's promise to chuck live possums off the White House roof for a trap shoot. (The trap shoot was my idea, but he agreed. .) AIMLESS 2016!How about hog hunting in Texas with some A-10s.  |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:19:46 AM EDT
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He should agree - and violently kill a turkey with a chainsaw on national tv instead. Or bring out a dresser......
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:24:50 AM EDT
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What if its a black, female and gay turkey? |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:25:03 AM EDT
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He should agree - and violently kill a turkey with a chainsaw on national tv instead. Or bring out a dresser...... 
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:27:02 AM EDT
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What sentience? When a turkey buys the house next door.. moves his family in... and becomes a productive member of society... then, I will stop eating delicous turkey. You've sent the bar for sentience in turkeys rather high, considering how many humans can't meet it. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 7:54:13 AM EDT
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Smart birds?
Wild turkeys are pretty intelligent, the domesticated ones are dumb as fuck. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 8:20:18 AM EDT
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Smart birds? Wild turkeys are pretty intelligent, the domesticated ones are dumb as fuck. Bastard, I just posted that word-for-word before reading the thread. Arf-scooped again. |
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Posted: 11/21/2012 8:28:33 AM EDT
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I've always wanted a President to go up to the mic for the pardoning of the turkey and say, "Screw ham. I'm eating this fucker."
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