PAKI-MADE AK47 UPGRADE KIT GIVE AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Polls open, vote, get ink on finger.

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Posted: 10/2/2010 8:28:13 PM EDT

INFIDELS! (death be upon you)

WE HAVE AN OVER RUN OF OUR FAMOUS UPGRADE KIT FOR AK47!

IN RESPONSE TO OVERSTOCKING OF OUR WAREHOUSE (also goats had babies, so is very full in there) WE ARE GIVING AWAY ONE FREE KIT!!!!

KIT DOES THE FOLLOWING:

IMPROVES ACCURACY!
INCREASES RATE OF FIRE!
REDUCES RECOIL!
CURSES INFIDELS!
STOPS FLOODING!
MAKES SUPPLY TRUCKS MORE FLAMMABLE!
OTHER THINGS!
BEAUTIFIES!
(results may vary, Inshallah)

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO ENTER IS GO TO THREAD HERE: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=4&f=64&t=131541&page=1 AND POST PICTURES OF YOUR AK!

WINNER RECEIVES FOLLOWING!
TAPE!
STICKER!

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS, AND GOOD LUCK!

HERE IS PICTURE OF OUR KIT TAKEN BY OUR VERY OWN PHOTOGRAPHER, DIRTMAN:

HERE ARE SOME MORE IDEAS FOR USING OUR KIT! (note we did not take these pics, so blame poor quality on infidel cameramen)

ALSO WORKS ON ENFIELDS!!!

Posted: 10/2/2010 8:30:32 PM EDT

[#1]

Fucking beautiful!

Posted: 10/2/2010 8:31:06 PM EDT

[#2]

I don't have an AK

Posted: 10/2/2010 8:32:31 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
I don't have an AK

Ditto

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:01:31 PM EDT

[#4]

Rusted,

Your posts are always chocked full of win!

Question:

You have spent a great deal of time in the backend of beyond, can you give Arfcom a candid sitrep of success / failure of the US in Afghanistan ?

My own personal take is that trying to change a millenia old culture steeped a backward religion, heroin, and institutionalized pederasty is simply, to steal a phrase, "trying to empty the ocean with a tea cup".

There are so many concrete realities there that seem to fly in the face of any efforts we might put forward.

Is it a waste of time or is there an outside chance of societal change occurring?

oh yes and:

Paki-made, its the best!
Put your AK to the test!
Green tape
Flowers
and brass tacks too!
At an infidel heave your shoe!
Two four six eight your AK its time to decorate!
cha cha cha
(inshallah)

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:22:21 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't have an AK

Ditto

INFIDELS, YOU ARE CLEARLY LACKING IN INGENUITY!

MAKE ONE OUT OF TRUCK LEAF SPRINGS AND SHEET METAL! ENTER CONTEST!

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:24:26 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't have an AK

Ditto

INFIDELS, YOU ARE CLEARLY LACKING IN INGENUITY!

MAKE ONE OUT OF TRUCK LEAF SPRINGS AND SHEET METAL! ENTER CONTEST!

I need the leaf springs for my truck.
Plus, if I did, I'd need that green tape to keep it all together.

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:25:01 PM EDT

[#7]

I will post a picture and ready my prayer rug.

I hope I win, but it is in Allah's hands.

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:28:56 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

I will post a picture and ready my prayer rug.

I hope I win, but it is in Allah's hands.

INSHALLAH!

WINNER MAY ALSO CHOOSE BLUE! (big sticker not included, is for tank kit)

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:29:58 PM EDT

[#9]

Mines somewhat beat up, and homebuilt, but not ghetto, so there's no point.

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:32:43 PM EDT

[#10]

Mine's a MAK 90 and is too nice for that, so I will leave it to the other brothers who have their Romy Gs or WASRs withty he "Down the driveway" treatment to have at it.

INSHALLAH!

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:32:47 PM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:37:47 PM EDT

[#12]

PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF OUR KIT IN ACTION IF YOU SEE THEM ON INTERTUBES!

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:40:14 PM EDT

[#13]

Edited to expound- My question is in regards to the alleged aphrodisiac effects of Paki-made AK accesories. Does this only work on small boys and livestock?

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:40:53 PM EDT

[#14]

Dammit! I really need an AK.

Posted: 10/2/2010 9:50:25 PM EDT

[#15]

^^^^^
Still don't have an AK

Posted: 10/2/2010 11:04:03 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
My question is in regards to the alleged aphrodisiac effects of Paki-made AK accesories. Does this work on small boys and livestock?

DO THE INFIDELS ON ARFCOM LOVE EATING BACON AND THEN GO BURN IN HELL FOR THEIR SINS?

THE ANSWER TO BOTH IS OF COURSE YES!

Posted: 10/3/2010 12:16:11 AM EDT

[#17]

Does it have to be well worn?

Posted: 10/3/2010 12:45:10 AM EDT

[#18]

Does a Colt 6551 M16A2 bought of gunbroker pried from the cold dead hands of an infidel count?

Posted: 10/3/2010 1:17:57 AM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 10/3/2010 1:43:05 AM EDT

[#20]

Fuckin' anus!

Posted: 10/3/2010 1:49:12 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Fuckin' anus!

Is that a new ARFcom one-liner...?

Seen it posted a couple times now....

Posted: 10/3/2010 2:40:51 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Does a Colt 6551 M16A2 bought of gunbroker pried from the cold dead hands of an infidel count?

SORRY NO, THE ONLY ARMS THAT ARE HALAL FOR THIS CONTEST ARE DESIGNED BY SOVIET INFIDELS, OR MADE BY OUR VERY OWN PAKI-MADE CRAFTSMEN. (with talent on loan from allah)

GREAT SATAN WEAPONS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.

Posted: 10/3/2010 3:41:36 AM EDT

[#23]

THe tape is paki made to get you laid. You can use it as a condom in a "stiff" spot.

Posted: 10/3/2010 3:45:03 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
THe tape is paki made to get you laid. You can use it as a condom in a "stiff" spot.

The goats will be pleased.

Posted: 10/3/2010 3:48:23 AM EDT

[#25]

Does a SKS count?

Posted: 10/3/2010 3:58:07 AM EDT

[#26]

you kick my dog. Now he need operation. Why you do it?

don't you tell me to fuck

Posted: 10/3/2010 4:05:41 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Does a SKS count?

YES, SKS IS HALAL!

POST PIC IN OTHER THREAD!

Posted: 10/3/2010 4:19:08 AM EDT

[#28]

WILL PAKI MADE GET ME LAID

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

Posted: 10/3/2010 4:42:21 AM EDT

[#29]

What if I am overweight? Do I still quality?

Posted: 10/3/2010 4:58:15 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
What if I am overweight? Do I still quality?

WHY WOULD THIS BE PROBLEM?

IF YOU ARE OVERWEIGHT YOU SURELY MUST BE RICH!

ENTER YOUR MANY FIREARMS INTO CONTEST! MAYBE WIN!

Posted: 10/3/2010 5:03:04 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 10/3/2010 5:16:48 AM EDT

[#32]

AWESOME POSSUM ! !

You can keep the tape ( we use hockey tape up here) , I just want the muslim-paki porn

Posted: 10/3/2010 5:41:30 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I just want the muslim-paki porn

TWO SHEEP ONE PAKOL ACTION IS FOR OUR VIEWING ONLY!

Posted: 10/3/2010 5:44:41 AM EDT

[#34]

Posted: 10/3/2010 6:33:27 AM EDT

[#35]

INFIDELS POSTING IN PICTURE THREAD.

MOST OF YOUR GUNS DO NOT APPEAR TO BE OF PAKIMADE QUALITY!

THEY LOOK TO BE CRAFTED BY THE HANDS OF THOSE DAMNED IN THE EYES OF ALLAH!

THE WINNER MUST HAVE THE TRUE FINE LINES AND CRAFTSMANSHIP OF PAKI-MADE #1 GUNS!

Posted: 10/3/2010 6:38:44 AM EDT

[#36]

Posted: 10/3/2010 6:44:24 AM EDT

[#37]

PAH DAGA SARAQ KE MINUNA ESHTAH AWIAH?

Posted: 10/3/2010 6:44:59 AM EDT

[#38]

I sold my AK this last week. (seriously)

Just my luck.

Posted: 10/3/2010 6:48:15 AM EDT

[#39]

Posted: 10/3/2010 6:50:15 AM EDT

[#40]

Off the charts funny.
"intertubes" that is gonna stick

Posted: 10/3/2010 7:09:04 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
PAH DAGA SARAQ KE MINUNA ESHTAH AWIAH?

Z NAH PEGUIM, Z PASHTO PEQUIM.

TA PASHTO PEGUIM?

ROOSTA BA GURU!

Posted: 10/3/2010 7:12:38 AM EDT

[#42]

1915 BSA SMLE.... DO WANT!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/3/2010 7:12:38 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
PAH DAGA SARAQ KE MINUNA ESHTAH AWIAH?

Z NAH DARI PEGUIM, Z PASHTO PEQUIM.

ROOSTA BA GURU!

ZE POEHEIGUM!

Posted: 10/3/2010 7:13:34 AM EDT

[#44]

Stuff like this is why I come here.

Posted: 10/3/2010 7:14:58 AM EDT

[#45]

How do you get away with posting BOTD in GD?

Posted: 10/3/2010 7:16:08 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
I don't have an AK

Either do I.

Posted: 10/3/2010 7:16:56 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
How do you get away with posting BOTD in GD?

GD STAFF IS WELL KNOWN FOR ISLAMOPHILIA!

INSHALLAH SYSTEM MESSAGE IS ON OUR SIDE!

(System message, please do not lock us, we will send you blue tape kit!)