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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:17:49 AM EDT
My God, it's full of heroin!

"The British heavy metal icon and former Black Sabbath frontman had a good reason for having his full genome sequenced and analyzed: He wanted to know why he was still alive."

Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:45:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:47:21 AM EDT
LOL, even Ozzy wonders why he's still alive.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 8:55:37 AM EDT
When you read it backwards will you find satanic messages?
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:08:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RC-1136:
When you read it backwards will you find satanic messages?

They might find some bat DNA in there as well.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:20:48 AM EDT
Reminded me of this line:

Garth: How can you sleep like that?
Del Preston: Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.



Another guy who's probably wondering how the hell he's still breathing...

_MaH
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:24:57 AM EDT
He's still alive because he's not all that old, 61. The body can take a lot of abuse. Plus, partying is relative. What one person may consider excessive, others may do on a regular basis chronically. Like all of us, Ozzy's day wil come. And it may not be substance abuse that does him in.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:46:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:49:29 AM EDT
Bat heads for breakfast.
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:56:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By RC-1136:
When you read it backwards will you find satanic messages?


You bastage, you stole my line!
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 9:59:40 AM EDT
he made a deal with the devil...thats why
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:08:47 PM EDT
I'm just surprised they could get a DNA sample that wasn't damaged...
Link Posted: 10/29/2010 12:11:47 PM EDT
The Osbournes (MTV show) did a pretty good job at making him look like a bumbling idiot. He had a lot of issues with prescription drug side effects and mixing. They got him off that stuff and he is back to being a sharp business-savvy individual.

Yeah, he sure was loaded back in the day though
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