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Posted: 5/9/2004 9:17:09 PM EST
I love oxymorons...Here's a few I have

Military Intelligence
Jumbo Shrimp
Holy War
Civil War
Good Wife
Clean Dirt
Government Organization
Alone Together
Taped Live
Pretty Ugly
Microsoft Works
Act Naturally
Anarchy Rules!
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mopar power

ok now everyone hates me
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Human resources, they are neither human or resourcefull
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here's a few...

Living Dead
Same Difference
Plastic Glasses
Head Butt
Tax Return
Dodge Ram
Work Party
disaster preparedness

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Union Workers

Digital

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Socially Adjusted ARFCOMMER
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christian scientists
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Million Mom March

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Honest Politician
Water Quality / Quality Water
Reasonable Gun Regulation
Cured Alcoholic
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 12:30:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By Az_Redneck:
I love oxymorons...Here's a few I have
<snip>
Anarchy Rules!


In my house she does!

My favorite:
Rap music
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 12:37:19 AM EST
Agreesive moderation.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 12:40:49 AM EST
Down escalator or elevator.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 1:30:11 AM EST
More of an oxymoronic statement but still good is "We will not tolerate intolerance". I think I heard that one at the Columbine memorial.

jd1
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 1:32:25 AM EST
Necessary Evil
Virtual Reality
Student Teacher
Catfish
Uninvited Guest
Silent Alarm
Legally Drunk
Authentic Reproduction
Young Adult
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Yugo Turbo
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Ford Tough
Country Music
Conservative Democrat
Ultimate Driving Machine
The People's Candidate
Primary Election
General Election
Voter Apathy
Government Assistance
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'Democrat Think-Tank'
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Strawberry Chocolate Milk (is that an oxy-moron, or just plain moron-ic?)
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respectable college professor
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Happily married
Honest crook
dogfish
good cat
It turned up missing.
{midwestern phrase} Can you barrow me some whatever.
White lie
Mostly honest.
A little pregnant.
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Thundering silence
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Christian Rock.
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Dark Light Beer
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Liberal Logic
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honest lawyer
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Gunboat diplomacy

Sabre rattleing

Military Intelligence
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Lawyer Friend (sorry ETH )

Half-hour Lunch Hour
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Common sense gun control
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Athletic scholarship

Evening the odds
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Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:
Happily married
A little pregnant.



If you search for the truth you will find most truely happy people are married.
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Measured Response

Scatter Drill
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Civil war. Wouldn't peace be much more civil?
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Politically Correct
Abortion Doctor
Career Politician
Union Labor
Congressional Action
Legal Justice
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Not really oxymorons

Driveway
Parkway
Freew­ay

oxymoron

Blacklight
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EXTRA VIRGIN
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Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:32:33 AM EST

Not really oxymorons

Driveway
Parkway



Actually, these are when you concider that you PARK in a DRIVEway and DRIVE on a PARKway
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[Last Edit: 5/10/2004 9:48:20 AM EST by nightstalker]
non-stop
killing time
girlscout cookies
hot chili
rush hour
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:36:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By limaxray:
Down escalator or elevator.



Everyone knows that it is a descalator.
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 8:41:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
EXTRA VIRGIN



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butt sex

Whoops, wrong thread.
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[Last Edit: 5/10/2004 9:27:11 AM EST by TNFrank]
"Hot water heater". IF the waters is already hot why do you need to heat it??
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 9:42:38 AM EST
Semi Automatic Assault Weapon! Don't laugh. Its written into the gunlaws of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts!
Link Posted: 5/10/2004 10:16:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
www.atmospheric-violence.com/mays/billymays1-small.jpg



^^>Billy Mays<^^

I'd think that would more likely be an "Uber Moron".


One of My faves..... "same difference"

Tall Shadow
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