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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Our Secretary of State, a "child of the ocean"...

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:08:56 AM EDT

Another fucking imbecile...

(CNSNews.com) - Describing himself as "a child of the ocean," Secretary of State John Kerry warned that the "fragile ecosystem" is threatened by climate change.
"We call this beautiful planet that we are privileged to inhabit for a short period of time -- we call it Earth, but it could well have been called Ocean because three-quarters of it is ocean," Kerry told a gathering at the National Geographic Society in Washington on Monday.

Story here...

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:16:41 AM EDT

[#1]

Wow, the profound intelligence of this guy. Cosmic, I tell ya. Just cosmic.

LC

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:19:21 AM EDT

[#2]

I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:19:49 AM EDT

[#3]

Perhaps our dear ocean child should go back from whence he came. I hear the
Marianas Trench is nice this time of year.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:21:00 AM EDT

[#4]

Judging by his face, I would have guessed he was at least half horse.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:21:50 AM EDT

[#5]

So... he washed up on the beach one day and became a politician?

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:23:00 AM EDT

[#6]

Crab People, Crab People.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:23:46 AM EDT

[#7]

For secretary of state our country has gone from Thomas Jefferson to John Foster Dulles to John Kerry.
We are in a heap of trouble fellas.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:25:57 AM EDT

[#8]

He is definitely a moron anti-gun swine.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:28:47 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Judging by his face, I would have guessed he was at least half horse.

Seahorse, perhaps?

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:29:05 AM EDT

[#10]

Imitation crab meat.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:29:31 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Crab People, Crab People.

Walk like crab, talk like people.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:29:41 AM EDT

[#12]

Fuck the ocean.

Those cetaceans had longer than us to develop heavy weaponry, sounds like they lose.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:30:07 AM EDT

[#13]

The guy sucks cock by choice , no doubt about it

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:30:11 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Crab People, Crab People.

taste like crab, walks like people

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:32:50 AM EDT

[#15]

Children of the ocean generally get caught and filleted. Jussayin'.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:33:49 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.

Posted: 3/20/2013 11:34:43 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.

Well played.

Posted: 3/20/2013 12:17:35 PM EDT

[#18]

In a perfect world, Jane Fonda, Kerry, and Obama will be buried side by side, so we can piss on all three is one wide sweeping stroke.

The best part of Kerry run down the crack on his mom's ass and left a stain on the mattress.

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:24:39 PM EDT

[#19]

Someone should ask him how much crap he has pumped into the

oceans from his bilge, holding tanks and engine exhaust over the years.

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:39:17 PM EDT

[#20]

....of willful ignorance masquerading as sophistication, chauvinism, and hubris that is the Northeast Corridor's socialist elite

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:42:27 PM EDT

[#21]

Child of the ocean? Sounds like he grew up rich and got to play on daddy's boat.

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:47:16 PM EDT

[#22]

What, did he arise nude from the sea foam riding half a clamshell ?

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:48:21 PM EDT

[#23]

Yea, I almost drowned once too.

He must've stayed under longer though.

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:50:07 PM EDT

[#24]

Stupid never shuts up, does it

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:51:11 PM EDT

[#25]

I'd like to shove one of them there spiny sea kittens right up ocean boy's pee hole.

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:54:44 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Child of the ocean? Sounds like he grew up rich and got to play on daddy's boat.

Well shit. I'm a Child of the Purple Hull Patch. I grew up swinging a hoe, picking peas, shelling peas and freezing peas. I hated that shit and don't care if I ever see another Purple Hull pea plant again. Fuck that place.

Oh, FBHO and JK.

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:57:14 PM EDT

[#27]

I am ocean...I am forest...I am desert...I am jungle...

It sure would be nice if these fucks realized they were men.

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:59:02 PM EDT

[#28]

This is the Secretary of State. One of the most important, powerful positions in the American government.

Our enemies are laughing their asses off and sharpening their knives while our bigwigs babble on like fucktards that bogarted the world's biggest joint.

Posted: 3/20/2013 1:59:14 PM EDT

[#29]

Surprise, surprise, another known dickhead in a cabinet position in the Obama administration.

Posted: 3/20/2013 2:02:14 PM EDT

[#30]

Not in the ocean, INSIDE the ocean.

Posted: 3/20/2013 2:09:06 PM EDT

[#31]

I'll just file this up there with everything else he claims to own.....or more precisely, doesn't own.

After bashing SUVs and Halliburton he got called out for owning multiple SUVs and a shit load of Halliburton stock. His reply - "Not mine. It all belongs to my wife".

I'm sure when some reporter asks for his "Certificate of Seaweed birth" he'll just say - "Well, I'm not really a sea monster, but my wife is".

Posted: 3/20/2013 2:14:58 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.

Posted: 3/20/2013 2:18:44 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
I am ocean...I am forest...I am desert...I am jungle...

It sure would be nice if these fucks realized they were men.

The word 'Man' doesn't apply to those socialist assholes.

Posted: 3/20/2013 3:20:54 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.

he's brown trout.

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