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Posted: 3/20/2013 11:08:56 AM EDT
Another fucking imbecile...

(CNSNews.com) - Describing himself as "a child of the ocean," Secretary of State John Kerry warned that the "fragile ecosystem" is threatened by climate change.
"We call this beautiful planet that we are privileged to inhabit for a short period of time -- we call it Earth, but it could well have been called Ocean because three-quarters of it is ocean," Kerry told a gathering at the National Geographic Society in Washington on Monday.


Story here...
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:16:41 AM EDT
Wow, the profound intelligence of this guy. Cosmic, I tell ya. Just cosmic.

LC
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:19:21 AM EDT
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:19:49 AM EDT
Perhaps our dear ocean child should go back from whence he came. I hear the
Marianas Trench is nice this time of year.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:21:00 AM EDT
Judging by his face, I would have guessed he was at least half horse.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:21:50 AM EDT
So... he washed up on the beach one day and became a politician?


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:23:00 AM EDT
Crab People, Crab People.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:23:46 AM EDT
For secretary of state our country has gone from Thomas Jefferson to John Foster Dulles to John Kerry.
We are in a heap of trouble fellas.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:25:57 AM EDT
He is definitely a moron anti-gun swine.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:28:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By mmm_horsemeat:
Judging by his face, I would have guessed he was at least half horse.


Seahorse, perhaps?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:29:05 AM EDT
Imitation crab meat.


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:29:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cigardad:
Crab People, Crab People.


Walk like crab, talk like people.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:29:41 AM EDT
Fuck the ocean.

Those cetaceans had longer than us to develop heavy weaponry, sounds like they lose.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:30:07 AM EDT
The guy sucks cock by choice , no doubt about it
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:30:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By cigardad:
Crab People, Crab People.


taste like crab, walks like people
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:32:50 AM EDT
Children of the ocean generally get caught and filleted. Jussayin'.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:33:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Partisan:
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.




Link Posted: 3/20/2013 11:34:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By OLI62:
Originally Posted By Partisan:
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.






Well played.

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 12:17:35 PM EDT
In a perfect world, Jane Fonda, Kerry, and Obama will be buried side by side, so we can piss on all three is one wide sweeping stroke.

The best part of Kerry run down the crack on his mom's ass and left a stain on the mattress.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:24:39 PM EDT
Someone should ask him how much crap he has pumped into the
oceans from his bilge, holding tanks and engine exhaust over the years.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:39:17 PM EDT
....of willful ignorance masquerading as sophistication, chauvinism, and hubris that is the Northeast Corridor's socialist elite
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:42:27 PM EDT
Child of the ocean? Sounds like he grew up rich and got to play on daddy's boat.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:47:16 PM EDT
What, did he arise nude from the sea foam riding half a clamshell ?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:48:21 PM EDT
Yea, I almost drowned once too.

He must've stayed under longer though.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:50:07 PM EDT
Stupid never shuts up, does it
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:51:11 PM EDT
I'd like to shove one of them there spiny sea kittens right up ocean boy's pee hole.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:54:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Child of the ocean? Sounds like he grew up rich and got to play on daddy's boat.


Well shit. I'm a Child of the Purple Hull Patch. I grew up swinging a hoe, picking peas, shelling peas and freezing peas. I hated that shit and don't care if I ever see another Purple Hull pea plant again. Fuck that place.







Oh, FBHO and JK.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:57:14 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:59:02 PM EDT
This is the Secretary of State. One of the most important, powerful positions in the American government.

Our enemies are laughing their asses off and sharpening their knives while our bigwigs babble on like fucktards that bogarted the world's biggest joint.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 1:59:14 PM EDT
Surprise, surprise, another known dickhead in a cabinet position in the Obama administration.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 2:02:14 PM EDT
Not in the ocean, INSIDE the ocean.

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 2:09:06 PM EDT
I'll just file this up there with everything else he claims to own.....or more precisely, doesn't own.

After bashing SUVs and Halliburton he got called out for owning multiple SUVs and a shit load of Halliburton stock. His reply - "Not mine. It all belongs to my wife".

I'm sure when some reporter asks for his "Certificate of Seaweed birth" he'll just say - "Well, I'm not really a sea monster, but my wife is".
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 2:14:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Partisan:
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.



Link Posted: 3/20/2013 2:18:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
I am ocean...I am forest...I am desert...I am jungle...

It sure would be nice if these fucks realized they were men.


The word 'Man' doesn't apply to those socialist assholes.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 3:20:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Partisan:
I took a shit in the ocean once. I wonder if kerry is my progeny.


he's brown trout.
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