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Posted: 4/7/2006 3:29:07 PM EDT

Discuss.

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:29:26 PM EDT

[#1]

what was that movie about?

besides orgasms

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:31:23 PM EDT

[#2]

What is Orgazmo about?

It's a comedy of a young Mormon's encounter with the porn industry. Joe Young goes to spread the Word of God door-to-door, as Mormons do, and finds himself sharing the Word with some porn stars. When security starts hassling him he defends himself with some martial-arts moves that get the film director's attention. Soon, he's taking part in a porn click in order to raise some money so he can marry his fiancée back in Utah, and the rest is his transformation into Captain Orgazmo.

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:32:13 PM EDT

[#3]

Hey,I think I saw this crappy movie on Cinimax or something a few years ago.

Wasn't it some kinda gun that made people shot with it...umm....you know....

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:32:51 PM EDT

[#4]

Sounds like a great piece of cinema. Did it go straight to DVD?

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:39:08 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Sounds like a great piece of cinema. Did it go straight to DVD?

No, at least 5 weeks in the theaters for oscar elligibility.

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:40:37 PM EDT

[#6]

I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothin.... but you have a really nice ass.

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:40:51 PM EDT

[#7]

Save me chode-a-dog!

Cock Rocket!!!!!

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:41:50 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothin.... but you have a really nice ass.

Sancho appreciates the compliment.

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:42:01 PM EDT

[#9]

"JESUS!"

"WHERE?!"

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:42:02 PM EDT

[#10]

Hey

What makes a man?
Is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
Give it all you've got,
to fight to the top
So we can know your story

Now you're a man

A man, man man
Now you're a man

A manny manny man
A man man man

You are now a man
You're a man
Now you're a man

Live it, Live it

What make a man?
Is it the woman in his arms?
Just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way he fights every day?
....No, it's probably the titties

Now you're a man

A man, man man
Now you're a man-man

Man-man man-man man
Now you're a man

M-A-N, man
Man, man-man man
Now you're a man

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:44:28 PM EDT

[#11]

Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.
Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?
Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.
Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?
Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...
Lisa: Wow!

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:45:37 PM EDT

[#12]

Dad?
Hmm?
I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.
That's nice.

Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth??!!?

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:47:12 PM EDT

[#13]

was quite funny made by the creators of South Park

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:47:38 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Dad?
Hmm?
I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.
That's nice.

I'd forgotten about the hamster style.

I need to watch that movie again soon.

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:48:10 PM EDT

[#15]

STUNT COCK!!!!!

Posted: 4/7/2006 3:51:26 PM EDT

[#16]

Sancho: "Are you Sancho? No you are not. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford is not Sancho. But I... "
Maxxx Orbison: "You... are Sancho! "
Sancho: "That's right."

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