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Posted: 3/29/2009 6:27:19 AM EDT
and I was looking at the box this morning. It says "Caution. Contents may be hot." Well, I certainly hope so you dumb pie fuckers!
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:29:41 AM EDT
I want some pizza..

Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:30:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/29/2009 6:30:41 AM EDT by XDBACKUPGUN]
Thanks for the info.


This might be the random thread for the day,

Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:31:04 AM EDT
Did you tip?
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:31:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:33:27 AM EDT

That's because they don't want to get sued by some dumb fuck who bites into a HOT piece of pizza, burns their mouth and decides the pizza company is at fault because he wasn't warned it was hot...
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:33:48 AM EDT
where did you order it from?
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:34:36 AM EDT
I had a "pappa murphys take and bake" pizza.


I like those better than any of the chain delivery places.


Discovered this morning that reheating on the paper disc they include is not advised.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:35:13 AM EDT
I've found that a good deal of pointless things in society are caused by the ability of morons to hire lawyers.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:35:34 AM EDT
A byproduct of today's litigation happy society.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:37:59 AM EDT
Wait til you get one that says "Box is not edible".
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:39:59 AM EDT
At least they don't have a " CAUTION: REMOVE PIZZA FROM BOX BEFORE CONSUMING" warning........yet.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:44:24 AM EDT
Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
where did you order it from?


Papa Johns. We don't have many choices in this town and I didn't feel like cooking last night. Italian 6 chz pizza BTW.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:46:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
Warning for the morans.


Of course, but isn't it sad?
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:48:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Popobawa:
I had a "pappa murphys take and bake" pizza.


I like those better than any of the chain delivery places.


Discovered this morning that reheating on the paper disc they include is not advised.


+1
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 6:49:39 AM EDT
I get a kick out of that shit.

Just like Ice Cream, " keep frozen ", no fucking shit.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 7:00:28 AM EDT

Do not insert limbs into running lawn mower blades.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 7:00:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PBIR:
Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
where did you order it from?


Papa Johns. We don't have many choices in this town and I didn't feel like cooking last night. Italian 6 chz pizza BTW.


Be not ashamed of your choice. Papa Johns has the best pie of the three major chains, though their specialty pizza's mostly suck..
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 7:15:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PBIR:
and I was looking at the box this morning. It says "Caution. Contents may be hot." Well, I certainly hope so you dumb pie fuckers!


The part that concerns me is the "may be hot" part. So are they basically admitting that there is a good chance as well that the driver took his sweet time getting there leaving you with a cold pizza?

Link Posted: 3/29/2009 7:16:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By woodsie:
Originally Posted By PBIR:
and I was looking at the box this morning. It says "Caution. Contents may be hot." Well, I certainly hope so you dumb pie fuckers!


The part that concerns me is the "may be hot" part. So are they basically admitting that there is a good chance as well that the driver took his sweet time getting there leaving you with a cold pizza?



Exactly! It's like you're my brother from another mother.
Link Posted: 3/29/2009 7:17:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/29/2009 7:18:43 AM EDT by WyattEarp]

They aren't dumb at all, they're just covering their asses in this sue happy society.

Link Posted: 3/29/2009 7:23:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PBIR:
Originally Posted By woodsie:
Originally Posted By PBIR:
and I was looking at the box this morning. It says "Caution. Contents may be hot." Well, I certainly hope so you dumb pie fuckers!


The part that concerns me is the "may be hot" part. So are they basically admitting that there is a good chance as well that the driver took his sweet time getting there leaving you with a cold pizza?



Exactly! It's like you're my brother from another mother.


Oh Tennessee..

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