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Posted: 5/26/2002 5:18:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:30:00 PM EDT
[#1]
ROTFLOA , how stupid can you get . Honorable Mention Darwin Award material . They don't kill themselves but they can't breed .
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:33:27 PM EDT
[#2]
That is just about the dumbest thing I've ever heard of anyone doing.  I can't imagine ANY scenerio where I would come to the conclusion that sticking a needle in my dick sounded like a good idea!
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:34:22 PM EDT
[#3]
The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis.
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[:O][:X*][>(]

I am now going to suffer nightmares for weeks...


What was this guy thinking????

My penis is too small, that's why I don't get chicks...

Hmm...

[thinking]

HIGH-PRESSURE PNEUMATIC GREASE GUN!  THAT'S THE TICKET!
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Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:44:47 PM EDT
[#4]
[whacko]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 5:58:34 PM EDT
[#5]
Uhhh Yaa[%|]
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:19:49 PM EDT
[#6]
Think of it this way, at least these morons won't be able to propagate the species (Social Darwinisim at work)
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 6:49:41 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Think of it this way, at least these morons won't be able to propagate the species (Social Darwinisim at work)
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Ya, but they are still coming from somewhere.  We seem to have a never ending supply.  
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:19:51 PM EDT
[#8]
Wow, and I thought the oil and vasaline went on the OUTSIDE.
Link Posted: 5/26/2002 7:31:45 PM EDT
[#9]
all i can say is "OUCH"
Link Posted: 5/27/2002 6:50:12 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Think of it this way, at least these morons won't be able to propagate the species (Social Darwinism at work)
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Ya, but they are still coming from somewhere.  We seem to have a never ending supply.  
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The Intelligence Quotient of the Universe is constant, the population is expanding.
Link Posted: 5/27/2002 7:02:49 AM EDT
[#11]
Natural selection rocks! definate darwin award material for the first fatality.
Link Posted: 5/27/2002 7:13:17 AM EDT
[#12]
Didn't he know the reason they don't have grease fittings is because they're lubed for life.

coyote3
Link Posted: 5/27/2002 7:30:45 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 5/28/2002 12:03:55 PM EDT
[#14]
No thanks....I'll stick to my pills.
Link Posted: 5/28/2002 12:07:36 PM EDT
[#15]
The article brings up a good point.  Plastic surgeons have absolutely no problem performing breast augmentation surgery, but will not do penile enlargement.

What's up with that?

Women got a better lobbying group?
Link Posted: 5/28/2002 3:26:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Maybe the dude should've used a low pressure pneumatic grease gun.   Better yet, a low powered caulking gun.
Link Posted: 5/28/2002 5:27:21 PM EDT
[#17]
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Women got a better lobbying group?
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Would you, as a male surgeon, rather work with tities or dickies? Would you rather research tits or dicks?
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