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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 1/26/2006 6:20:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 6:27:58 AM EDT by cheaptrickfan]
Welcome to the Oprah said.... thread!!


Oprah said.... the Colt AR is overpriced compared to similar quality rifles from other companies!

Oprah said.... a used Eotech is better than a new BSA.

Oprah said.... you should be able to sight your rifle with only two shots.

Oprah said.... if you live in a state that doesn't snow, you don't need four wheel drive.

Oprah said.... Jim Scoutten is awesome and deserves more money!

Oprah said.... enough with the Chuck Norris worship, he's sick of it.

Oprah said.... deer hunting is essential to promoting a healthy species survival.

Oprah said.... Ted or Alive is a really fun show and wishes she thought of it first.

Oprah said.... reality tv, other than Ted or Alive, sucks.

Oprah said.... movies should not be made from the tv shows of the past, just leave well enough alone.

Oprah said.... a .38 in your purse is better than a .44 magnum in the car.

Oprah said.... gun control is hitting your target.

Oprah said.... low back tattoos are for sluts and insecure women.

Oprah said.... homemade beef jerky is better than store bought jerky.

Oprah said.... bar-b-que is a verb.

Oprah said.... cold beer and pretzels takes care of cancer.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:11:29 AM EDT
IMHO Oprah is a cult...just like that Longenberger crap.
All Hail Oprah.
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:12:53 AM EDT
I'm a fat bitch!

I'm a thin bitch!

I'm a fat bitch!

etc...
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:13:35 AM EDT
What the...
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:13:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/26/2006 7:15:03 AM EDT by al_bundy]
Oprah said.... homemade beef jerky is better than store bought jerky.

Oprah said.....homemade beef jerky is better than GUN SHOW jerky

fixed it for ya

Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:14:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
I'm a fat bitch!

I'm a thin bitch!

I'm a fat bitch!

etc...




How about "I'm a bitch!"
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:15:01 AM EDT
Oprah said:

I am glad they put my brain in the "thin" clone I had made
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:16:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By POWER03:

Originally Posted By Zaphod:
I'm a fat bitch!

I'm a thin bitch!

I'm a fat bitch!

etc...




How about "I'm a bitch!"



She's more about her weight, but you DID spot the pattern!
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:44:43 AM EDT
Oprah, who's personal history of obsession with yo-yo dieting, self-admitted mental illness, shameless exploitation of other mentally ill individuals and firm belief that celebrity status equates to possessing the intellectual authority (and obligation) to determine right & wrong for the rest of us, is a great role model
Link Posted: 1/26/2006 7:47:23 AM EDT
I'd hit it
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