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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Operation Fluffy Bunnies

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:30:59 PM EDT

I really couldn't believe this when I first read it:

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010920/ts/attack_name_dc.html[/url]

The journalists -- and the mullahs who countenanced this attack -- are getting a say in what phrasing is used in speeches and what the war's "operation" is going to be named?!??!

Who CARES what it's called! U.S. armed forces are going to be shooting people, blowing people up, and so on, and they're worried that the NAME might be offensive?!??

I hereby propose that the operation's name be changed to Operation Fluffy Bunnies. Everyone loves fluffy bunnies, after all (except Albert, of course) -- they offend no one (except Albert). Then the journalists and clerics can go screw themselves and let Bush and his military advisors plan what to do, where to bomb, and whom to shoot.

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:41:04 PM EDT

[#1]

Bunnies are extrememly offensive to me.

How about "Operation Dingy Towel"?

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:42:51 PM EDT

[#2]

Operation Angry Poodle

Deceptive, because who'd be afraid of an angry poodle?

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:43:38 PM EDT

[#3]

soiled laundry offends me.

how about "Operation Rainbow-Loving Self Esteem Builders"?

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:44:57 PM EDT

[#4]

Operation Lesbian Seagull

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:44:59 PM EDT

[#5]

I find towels exceptionally offensive. The fact that they are dingy simply exacerbates it.

I like "Operation I Know You Are But What Am I?"

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:47:31 PM EDT

[#6]

Operation Camel Crisp

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:47:46 PM EDT

[#7]

Or we could make it an enticing name so they'll come out from hiding to take a look.

Operation Easy Thai Hookers

or

Operation Cheap Ruskie Whores

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:48:37 PM EDT

[#8]

How about "Operation Cattle Drop", we'll drop cows on them from 25k feet up. Aren't cattle sacred in that religion?

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:49:04 PM EDT

[#9]

No, you can't use Operation Fluffy Bunny, because that is too similar to "Fuzzy Bunny," which is what FedGov changed their Carnivore program to. After all, it was just the name that people found offensive, not the fact that it would rip all their e-mails and track what URLs they hit.

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:50:48 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
How about "Operation Cattle Drop", we'll drop cows on them from 25k feet up. Aren't cattle sacred in that religion?

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No, that's Hinduism, in India.

But pigs are unclean animals, so let's bomb them with pigs. Then we'll bury their corpses wrapped in the pigskin that killed them, with their asses facing Mecca.

Or is that mean, unnecessary and unfeeling of me?

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:50:49 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
How about "Operation Cattle Drop", we'll drop cows on them from 25k feet up. Aren't cattle sacred in that religion?

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That's the Indians. Not the teepee one but the 7-11 ones.

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:51:11 PM EDT

[#12]

"Operation Bend Osam over and stick a nuke up his ass"

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:52:37 PM EDT

[#13]

Operation E=Mc2

Operation KABOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Operation Time to Die You Piece of Shits!!!!!!

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:55:07 PM EDT

[#14]

OPERATION SAND FLEA EXTERMINATION??

idaho-ar15

Posted: 9/20/2001 12:57:48 PM EDT

[#15]

Hindus consider cattle sacred, which only make up part of India's population.

Posted: 9/20/2001 1:03:54 PM EDT

[#16]

[size=3]Operation Wouldn't You Like to Know[/size=3]

Azaria

Posted: 9/20/2001 1:10:08 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
How about "Operation Cattle Drop", we'll drop cows on them from 25k feet up. Aren't cattle sacred in that religion?

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You're thinking of Hindus and Sikhs.

Now I'm all for "Operation Pigs Fly." [:)]

God Bless Texas

Posted: 9/20/2001 1:11:57 PM EDT

[#18]

screw this pc bullshit!!

I vote for "Operation Whoop Ass"

mike [beer]

Posted: 9/20/2001 5:44:04 PM EDT

[#19]

This is offensive to them...

[b]Operation Eating Pork with Left Hand[/b]

BISHOP

Posted: 9/20/2001 5:48:51 PM EDT

[#20]

Operation Your 70 Virgins Are At A Pig Roast On The USS Roosevelt

Edited to point out the subtitle: With 3000 MEU Infantrymen who've been floating around your damn part of the ocean for 6 months!

Posted: 9/20/2001 5:58:05 PM EDT

[#21]

I realize that this might be considered unnecessarily cruel, and could well prompt the Islamic nations to request that we nuke them, but how about "[b]Hildebeast and Chuckie go to Afghanistan[/b]."

Posted: 9/20/2001 6:01:29 PM EDT

[#22]

Operation Comfy Chair.

Posted: 9/20/2001 6:32:44 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
This is offensive to them...
[b]Operation Eating Pork with Left Hand[/b]

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Not exactly. By eating with one's left hand, and by eating an "unclean" animal, all that is being done is confirming one's ignorance and lack of personal hygiene as an infidel. [:p]

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