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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:29:15 PM EDT
... me dont feel so good right now...
 
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:30:54 PM EDT
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if nausea is one of the symptoms then you have scalisitis...you have about 12 hours before the salmon swims "upstream", killing you in the process...
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:31:59 PM EDT
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Force yourself to hurl...you'll feel better afterwards.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:32:18 PM EDT
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NEVER tell a hypochondriac that.  
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:33:52 PM EDT
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and it was smoked salmon that I ate too... Teh noes!!!11! |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:34:09 PM EDT
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Do you speak jive?
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:37:31 PM EDT
[#6]
Old Italian remedy: Red Wine
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:44:20 PM EDT
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I received a nasty dose of food poisioning a few weeks ago at the new Greek place in town. Think I got it from the squid. I was down 5 days. Hurl now get it out of your system.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:45:02 PM EDT
[#8]
Thanks for sharing.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:45:08 PM EDT
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I knew a guy that ate some bad fish once. Two days later, spiders crawled out of his sinuses and he died....
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:46:23 PM EDT
[#10]
Why, you are welcome! |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:47:46 PM EDT
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Note to self: ARFCOM is NOT a place for people who have phobias and suffer from hypochondriasis 
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:49:04 PM EDT
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This thread is worthless without pictures
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:49:50 PM EDT
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Belive it or not, I have a cure for you. Your problem will be fixed if you eat a grandaddy long legs & black widow. Something about it will either kill you or make you blow.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:50:07 PM EDT
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C'mon Frige....you know that in the arfcom dictionary, sympathy is somwhere between shit and syphillis... 
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:50:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:51:18 PM EDT
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I am sending you a IM, you wil feel better, put in a CD with lots of bass.....
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:55:10 PM EDT
[#17]
Dibs on the guns
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:56:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Do you like movies about gladiators?
roger/over |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:57:33 PM EDT
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Dibs on ammo and any other interesting items....
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Posted: 10/28/2006 2:59:58 PM EDT
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Oh, right, I remember. I had the lobster.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 3:02:57 PM EDT
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OH SHIT!!! The One Shott got a hold of this thread... I am a dead man right about.... NOW! |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 3:04:41 PM EDT
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...and don't call me Shirley. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 3:15:28 PM EDT
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Thank YOU! I was beginning to think no one else had ever seen that. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 3:16:43 PM EDT
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Its an entirely different kind of flying, altogether. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 3:25:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2006 3:25:36 PM EDT
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Cutty say he can't hang..
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Posted: 10/28/2006 3:31:53 PM EDT
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Was it from a stream? Or fresh water? If the former, you likely ate worms too... Next time you smoke salmon from a stream, pre-heat the smoker before you put the fish in. Eventually you will see the worms trying to escape the meat.  Other than that, I love fish/seafood. (Just trying to do my part in helping you vomit.) |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 3:56:07 PM EDT
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Did it look like this?
 Or this ?  I hope this helped GM |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 4:06:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2006 4:16:32 PM EDT
[#30]
should have stuck with deep fried spiders
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Posted: 10/28/2006 4:19:18 PM EDT
[#31]
Can I still call dibs on the mags?
P.S. Hope you feel better |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 4:41:54 PM EDT
[#32]
Do you know why fish swim in schools?
When the fish in the front of the school shit, it's a free meal for those at the back of the school.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 4:52:55 PM EDT
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Were you at the same place as Ronmann?
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=512048 |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 4:54:30 PM EDT
[#34]
Fridge dont worry. Food poisoning usually takes several hours to take hold.
Parasites take weeks before you get symptoms. You may never get them in fact. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 4:57:08 PM EDT
[#35]
Not a good sign. Its been more than an hour since last post.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:16:15 PM EDT
[#36]
Dibs on your guns Ivan.
Seriously, get better my friend. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:20:57 PM EDT
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He's fine I am on the cellphone with him as we speak, they are going to pump his stomach  |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:22:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:24:51 PM EDT
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Meet Mr Tapeworm your new best friend...
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:24:57 PM EDT
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I ate some "bad" fish once..the doctor said the fish had a worm in it that attaches itself to your lower inestine and lays eggs.I was on antibiotics and liquid diet for 2 weeks until the worms died.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:25:58 PM EDT
[#41]
that don't sound good, tell you what, I'll split his guns with you 50/50. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:35:32 PM EDT
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Hope thats all he gets "pumped"
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:42:27 PM EDT
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I wonder if his insurance will cover a happy ending. |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:49:22 PM EDT
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Just wait for the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 5:51:57 PM EDT
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If it was a "referred" in plan pumping they should....
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Posted: 10/28/2006 6:02:59 PM EDT
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???? How many salt water streams have you encountered??? 
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Posted: 10/28/2006 6:14:57 PM EDT
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sure mention fish, when I've been having a sushi craving all day
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Posted: 10/28/2006 6:17:42 PM EDT
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If he has private insurance he'll get the head nurse, and if he has Medicaid he'll get a magazine and a kleenex.
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Posted: 10/28/2006 6:42:26 PM EDT
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Hope you're doing OK. Seriously.
Now, not so seriously. Maybe you should have your refrigerator checked? |
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Posted: 10/28/2006 9:35:35 PM EDT
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UGH... Hey guys, Im back for a few seconds... the fish was a VACUUM SEALED package from Costco. I have had it MANY times before and never felt this bad. Now if you excuse me I have to run before I "Ryan Steakhouse" my bathroom.
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