One reason whiskey is better than beer...

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Posted: 1/31/2011 8:23:21 AM EDT

When you pass out and leave a full glass of whiskey on the table you don't have to throw it out in the morning, you just have it for breakfast

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:23:56 AM EDT

[#1]

Nice

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:24:18 AM EDT

[#2]

Valid point.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:25:03 AM EDT

[#3]

I find it difficult to argue with that logic.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:25:08 AM EDT

[#4]

unless you put alot of ice in it.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:25:54 AM EDT

[#5]

Sounds like you and me could share a room in rehab.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:26:58 AM EDT

[#6]

Why would you throw the glass of beer away?! Why not just have it for breakfast along WITH the whiskey?!

This way, you probably won't get the shakes until 10AM or maybe even a little later...

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:28:13 AM EDT

[#7]

True

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:28:48 AM EDT

[#8]

You make a damn fine point there. Also, don't forget fewer trips to the bathroom.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:29:25 AM EDT

[#9]

Win! and agree...

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:31:03 AM EDT

[#10]

fail

drink the warm, flat beer, nancy.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:31:06 AM EDT

[#11]

mom?

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:32:14 AM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Why would you throw the glass of beer away?! Why not just have it for breakfast along WITH the whiskey?!

This way, you probably won't get the shakes until 10AM or maybe even a little later...

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:32:39 AM EDT

[#13]

I've said it before, and I will say it again,

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:39:26 AM EDT

[#14]

I work at 1:30pm so I'm just hoping I can limit myself to this one glass. Now that's it's close to empty it's getting harder and harder to resist a refill. Hmmmmmm, what to do, what to do?

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:41:34 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I work at 1:30pm so I'm just hoping I can limit myself to this one glass. Now that's it's close to empty it's getting harder and harder to resist a refill. Hmmmmmm, what to do, what to do?

You got plenty of time. Have another.

TRG

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:48:27 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
unless you put alot of ice in it.

Ice in whiskey? Bah.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:49:47 AM EDT

[#17]

Throw away the beer? Nah, just cook something for breakfast with it as a marinade.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:50:42 AM EDT

[#18]

Leftover beer gets mixed with pancake batter...

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:51:08 AM EDT

[#19]

whisky is lower in calories than beer is......well they are about the same, but it takes a lot less whisky to get hammered, so you are basically getting drunk, the responsible, dieting way.. i know a lot of fatassed beer drinkers, but hard liquor drinkers, seem skinnier to me.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:52:51 AM EDT

[#20]

Throwing out beer just because it sat out all night is just fucking disgraceful. Wasting perfectly good beer is grounds for shredding the man card.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:55:15 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I work at 1:30pm so I'm just hoping I can limit myself to this one glass. Now that's it's close to empty it's getting harder and harder to resist a refill. Hmmmmmm, what to do, what to do?

Do what I did today.. (well Im not drinking) I woke up and get a ration of shit from the woman. So I decided today im not doing a fucking thing. No jobs ... not anwsering the phone... nothing. I went to the store and got myself some smoked a snickers bar and a glass yes glass bottle of Coca Cola. Im now enjoying it very much.

After this im going to lay onthe couch in peace and quiet with one of my dogs as a foot wamer. That is untill she gets home at 3:30 and goes back to her shit storm ( which I plan to ignore)

Some days you just have to say fuck it and relax.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:56:55 AM EDT

[#22]

Tell that to the guy who got drunk and posted that shit about his wife in the shower and his 2 kids fighting outside.

Posted: 1/31/2011 8:58:02 AM EDT

[#23]

I got to play in a jazz band in Japan with trumpeter Bobby Shew eons ago. One of the tunes we played was "Breakfast Wine." He said that it was the glass of wine sitting next to the bed when you woke up. Which may have a cigarette butt or a used condom in it.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:00:21 AM EDT

[#24]

Warm beer.

It goes down the sink.

I did, however, leave about a finger's worth of Powers Gold Label in my glass Saturday night. Took it along with dinner on Sunday. That stuff spent three years (or more) aging in a bourbon barrel in Ireland; another day isn't gonna hurt it.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:02:51 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I've said it before, and I will say it again,

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Only two ways to avoid a hangover:

Don't start drinking....

Don't stop drinking.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:08:11 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Sounds like you and me could share a room in rehab.

Rehab is for quitters.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:16:07 AM EDT

[#27]

Whiskey won't freeze or go skunky in the trunk of your car.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:18:43 AM EDT

[#28]

stay classy OP

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:20:24 AM EDT

[#29]

After much deliberation I now have a 2nd glass of single malt to deal with. Today is going to be a good day.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:21:41 AM EDT

[#30]

Beer is better because I can, and do, brew my own locally. So throwing out a glass is no big deal. ;) Besides, beer has saved the human race several times...can Whiskey say that? I think not!

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:23:13 AM EDT

[#31]

There are several reasons that liquor is better than beer.
Not only is it better tasting, but its more tasteful and its multi purpose (sipping, shots, mixers, etc)

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:29:13 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Whiskey won't freeze or go skunky in the trunk of your car.

When I have it, I generally keep whiskey in the freezer. Tastes much better that way.

Posted: 1/31/2011 9:32:22 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
After much deliberation I now have a 2nd glass of single malt to deal with. Today is going to be a good day.

only your second? pfft. go for #3.

Posted: 1/31/2011 10:22:22 AM EDT

[#34]

I'd say because one actually does something other than make you piss alot but breakfast works too.

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