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Posted: 2/26/2006 2:31:36 PM EST
"you take a company check?" as harrison ford hands the guy a CIA card....

followed by

"you got any time in this type?" "9 o'clock".

Slow day.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:35:18 PM EST
Have you danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:36:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:36:59 PM EST
<insert the first half of FMJ>
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:37:35 PM EST

"It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again."
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:38:40 PM EST
"Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:39:01 PM EST
"Mines the one that says badmotherfucker on it"
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:39:34 PM EST
"Oltman! Oltman! I'm standing were my living room used to be and it's not here!
It's an Ultimart! Come on pick up! I know you're there Oltman!
You can never go home again Oltman! But I guess you can shop there."
Gross Point Blank

"I figured it out! Ha Ha It was worth leaving you to walk home alone."

"Ah I'd never do that to a master machiner who's forgoten more than I'll ever know."

"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there, does somebody still protest?"
Pieces of Eight
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:39:36 PM EST
I'll be your Huckleberry.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:40:24 PM EST
"That's mighty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man".

"Fill yer hand ,you son-of-a-bitch!"
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:41:14 PM EST
"Go ahead...laugh it up, fuzzball!"

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:42:52 PM EST
"Get ready little lady .......hell is coming to breakfast."
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:43:17 PM EST
Nice doggy, cute little pooch, maybe I've got a milkbone.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:44:00 PM EST
First you learn to this, taps finger onto young Wallaces forhead, Then I will teach you to use this, gestures to sword....

William Wallaces` uncle to young Wallace......
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:44:20 PM EST
The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:45:09 PM EST
"I wish I could quit you"
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:45:12 PM EST
I've got two guns, one for each of you.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:45:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 2:48:26 PM EST by CasualObserver]
"Only two things come from Texas, steer and queers, and I don't see any horns on you."

"You can beat me, you can torture me, and you can kill me. Just don't bore me."


ETA: Russel: "Mine hit the ground first." Wayne: " Mine was taller."
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:47:37 PM EST
I am Jacks left nipple.
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:48:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 2:48:42 PM EST by ALPHAGHOST]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, d***s have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p***y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p***y, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no p***y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a p***k, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F**k off.

fear and loathing in LV:
Clerk at Flamingo Hotel: Can I call you a cab?
Police Chief: [screaming] Sure, and I'll call you a c**ksucker!
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:53:12 PM EST
"If you say 'three' mister, you'll never hear the man count ten."

The Quiet Man w/ John Wayne
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:55:04 PM EST
"And they used Bon Ami!!!"
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 2:55:56 PM EST
"Let me get a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper and make it fast, I'm in a goddamn hurry."
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 3:06:51 PM EST
"Buzzard's got to eat, same as worms!"

Link Posted: 2/26/2006 3:14:57 PM EST
That's what they all say: 'F*** you!'

Well, it ain't gonna save you.

It don't scare me none, and it certainly don't make you no f***in' hero.

You want to see what happens to heroes, boy?

You wanna see bad a**, motherf***er?

I'll show you bad a**!

Otis B. Driftwood in The Devil's Rejects

Also, see sig line below:
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 3:16:20 PM EST
"Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!"

Dirty Harry: Sudden Impact
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 3:33:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/26/2006 3:37:58 PM EST by TacticalPenguin]
"If I'm not back in two hours, you come, and you get me understand?"

Another classic that I shall have to paraphrase

"I am Susan Ivanova, and I am the last living thing you are EVER going to see, FIRE!"
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 5:49:30 PM EST
"Let's go."
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 5:58:05 PM EST
come on! someone had to do it
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:14:24 PM EST
" Who's WE sucka?"
" Smith, and Wesson, and Me"
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 6:57:12 PM EST
Who's the owner of this shithole?

Clint Eastwood
Link Posted: 2/26/2006 7:05:43 PM EST
Two from Strange Days:

I know this prick... his ass is so tight
when he farts he makes a sound only
dogs can hear.



You know, statistically that's the
second most common word people say
right before they die. Shit being
number one.
Link Posted: 2/27/2006 6:41:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/27/2006 6:48:20 AM EST by RiffRandall]
"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

"Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas....sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches."

"Are you crazy... Is that your problem?"

"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. "
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 1:33:20 PM EST
"You know what Jack Burton says at a time like this????"



"Take off nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure"


"He hates the cans stay away from the cans"


Three amigos

"Lip Balm?"


"Good, Bad, IM the one with the GUN!"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:30:02 PM EST
"got anything to declare?"
Yeah, don't go to England

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:33:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 8:34:53 PM EST by twonami]
"You have 30 seconds to comply"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:37:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By david_g17:
<insert the first half of FMJ>

+1 and "GET SOME !!! HAHAHA!!! GET SOME !!!"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:56:34 PM EST
"Cuz shes got a GREAT ASS"

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 9:24:42 PM EST
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate... all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

-Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty in Blade Runner
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:04:49 PM EST
"Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react well to bullets."
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:17:45 PM EST
Got to go with a classic,

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:36:32 PM EST
"Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."

"Tears of the Sun"
"It's time for you to become a man and Cowboy the fuck up!"

"Dog Soldiers"
"So if little red riding hood comes round with a Bazooka and a bad additude, I expect you to chin the bitch!"

"Heartbreak Ridge"
"We are supposed to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner."

"Mall Rats"
"I use that, to have sex with them in a very uncomfortable place."
"What? Like the back of a Volkswagon?"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:45:12 PM EST
" Harry your hands are freezing!"

" I think were going to need a bigger boat."

" Lots of people go to college for seven years . Yeah their called doctors."

" Murdock , Murdock I coming to get you."

" Shaken not stirred."

" I AM your Father!"

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 11:57:12 AM EST
Cool Hand Luke:
"What we have here is a failure to communicate..."


"Dear me what are those things coming out of her nose?" "Spaceballs!?" " Oh s*** there goes the planet."
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 3:25:31 PM EST
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum"
- They Live

"And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off. "
- Big Jake

"Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat - the same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step or his first baby shaves and makes his first sound as a man. Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm. Republic is one of those words."
- The Alamo

"Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come. "
- Field of Dreams
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 5:59:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hipster:
"And they used Bon Ami!!!"

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

Am I right?

RIP Don Knotts
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 6:07:53 PM EST
Any of the famous lines from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.


If you are going to shoot, shoot; don't talk.
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 6:21:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/2/2006 6:25:40 PM EST by stangleonthedangle]
"She's right you know. I'm gonna whip you silly and fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance?, first dance is yours"
Way of the Gun

"Get to the choppaaaa!!!!!!!!"

"He's an expert in knives, weapons, hand to hand combat. He's trained to live off the land. He'd eat things that'd make a billy goat puke"
First Blood

"You better skin that smokewagon" and "Fill yore hand partner"
Not sure what movies but definately John Wayne
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 7:05:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/2/2006 7:06:39 PM EST by Currahee]

Originally Posted By stangleonthedangle:

"You better skin that smokewagon" and "Fill yore hand partner"
Not sure what movies but definately John Wayne

"Skin that smokewagon" was Kurt Russel (Wyatt Earp) in Tombstone IIRC

and it's "Fill your hands you some of a bitch"

John Wayne (Roster Cogburn) in True Grit, which would have been mine. But since you took it...

writer dude in the Unforgiven "You just shot an unarmed man"
Clint Eastwood "Well he shoulda armed himself if he's gonna go decorating his bar with my friend Ned"

Anthony Edwards (school teacher) in El Diablo "You just shot that man in the back"
Lois Gosset Jr "Well his back was to me"
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 7:16:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/2/2006 7:24:06 PM EST by Glockster19]


****" Hey we got to get out of here.... I GOT STAGE FIVE CLINGER******

"im three foot tall you FUCKIN DICK"
"you wanna draw me a scetch on how to get him out of here?.... fuckin leonado de vinci"
"what did you call me thigh high"
"thats right i called you a geta homo from the 19th century"
"you got a hell of a mouth miget"
" ya well these lips were on your wifes pussy last night!.... why dont you dust that thing off once inawhile ........ASSHOLE"

Link Posted: 3/3/2006 2:12:38 PM EST
"That, Mr. Anderson, is the sound of inevitability..."
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