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Posted: 10/31/2002 9:58:46 PM EDT
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We need to talk about knife guy's disadvantaged upbringing. Maybe he needs a hug, and you certainly need to let him know that you understand why he is upset.
And while we are at it, why did you have such an overpowered assault saturday night special junk gun? You are a menace to society, carrying that damn thing around! |
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Posted: 10/31/2002 10:05:33 PM EDT
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A conservative is someone who wants to take Saddam Huessin's weapons away, a liberal is someone who wants to take our weapons away,
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Posted: 11/1/2002 5:37:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: A conservative is someone who wants to take Saddam Huessin's weapons away, a liberal is someone who wants to take our weapons away, Guardian, that would make an excellent sig line. |
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Posted: 11/1/2002 5:48:51 AM EDT
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[b]Liberal:[/b] "Family Meeting!! Let's discuss this and come to a consensus. And while we're in conference, I'll just put this gun down - I don't want it to 'go off' and kill any family members. You know that happens 67 times a day! And THAT is the [u]real[/u] danger to not just my family but to all our families. We must do everything to ensure that only law-abiding citizens have access to guns - and that trigger locks are kept on the guns at all times. But the Republicans and their good-old-boys in the NRA are obstructing 'common sense' gun-safety legislation that... [i]{fade to babble}[/i]" [b]Conservative:[/b] [b]BANG!!![/b] [i]{klumpf-flumph}[/i] "Next question." |
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Posted: 11/1/2002 8:52:06 AM EDT
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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere...BANG! BANG BANG! I'm sorry, were you saying something? |
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Posted: 11/1/2002 8:57:39 AM EDT
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A true conservative would have already gotten this SOB with air support!
Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 11/1/2002 9:56:19 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: A conservative is someone who wants to take Saddam Huessin's weapons away, a liberal is someone who wants to take our weapons away, Guardian, that would make an excellent sig line. You're right |
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Posted: 11/1/2002 10:47:32 AM EDT
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Inspiring thread! [applause] [:D]
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Posted: 11/1/2002 8:37:23 PM EDT
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Liberals and Conservatives bear the same differences that Northern and Southern Baptist have in general!
The Northern Baptist say there ain't no Hell! The Southern Baptist says the Hell there Ain't! Bob [:D] |
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Posted: 11/1/2002 8:48:52 PM EDT
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Quoted: The Difference Between The Liberal and Conservative "Debate" Over The War On Terrorism: [b]Question:[/b] You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? [b]Liberal Answer:[/b] Why do I have this instument of death in my hands? This is sole reason for the violence in our society. [b]Conservative Answer:[/b] BANG! Honey, what would you like for dinner? |
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Posted: 11/1/2002 9:09:29 PM EDT
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[b]Liberal[/b]
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah! hhhhHHHH-HHHHhhhh... Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah! [b]Conservative[/b] Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang! Chk, tinkety tink, zip, shuffle, chk, click, clack, click-click... Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang! Edited to add comment from: Conservative, "That was some old ammo I needed to get rid of anyway." |
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Posted: 11/2/2002 4:06:08 AM EDT
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The Conservative is the one who has to be VERY quick on his draw to still beat the wife and kids before they draw theirs.
The Liberal is the one who wonders as he is being stabbed to death if it was the Wife or the Kids who pushed him in front of the guy as a sacrifice. AFARR |
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Posted: 11/2/2002 1:39:46 PM EDT
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remembering vpc's stats that people with guns are more likely to have them taken away and used on them, the liberal would toss the gun to the perp and start laughing while waiting for someone to take the gun from the perp.....
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