Late last year, I posted a wonderful picture of my cock for all to enjoy.   I feel it is necessary, once again, to expose it to you in all it's Glory, as it has been Holed up in the archive server for much too long...

So, once again, here is my Cock...gaze down to see it. What do you think? Certainly not too small by any means...but I don't think it's too big either. Fits in just right.

And I certainly like how it is hung!  You may also notice a lustrous shine to it, that is because I enjoy buffing it every so often.  It is a great stress reliever and quite gratifying.

It is befitting of me to warn the ladies of this audience before they gaze down upon my illustrious cock.  Women, by nature, are aesthetically sensitive....henceforth there be many a maiden who have gazed upon the beauty of my Cock given its dimensions, the dramatic nature in which it is hung...who have wept as they bring my Cock into their grasp and making it their own though only for a night. Some have even succumbed into a salivacious manner in its presence and swore in the aftermath to the ambrosious hint of a Gin and Tonic apothecaric mix, as bizzare as that may seem...though visual and tactile stimuli have been known to bring upon such epileptic fits amongst the masses...

It is my Cock. It is a thing of beauty. Women succumb to envy in its presence. I thought it fair to share it to a broader audience once again to demonstrate what certain men...when endowed by their birthright as I have been, must endure from those who admire...






The last time I exposed my cock for the world to see, a loathsome individual saw fit to suggest perversive overtones to the theme of the thread.   I see no reason to drag this thread into the gutter by perverting the utter beauty of my Cock into a sophmoric pseudo-phallic theme...nor drag homoerotic overtones into the mix either.

Thank you for your time.  All questions and comments are welcomed and encouraged.

Mines BIGGER!

WOW thats a BIG Cock!

You cock looks old.

I thought the black ones were usually bigger than that

My Cock gets the babes.

This is a crazy, funny place!

What about the cock sauce?  

I have a little cock on top of my secondary monitor.

Yep, I knew I would be disappointed.   Patty

Zippy, I'd be real worried about the large area of gangrene that surrounds your cock.

mine's hung like a horse

Quoted: Yep, I knew I would be disappointed.   Patty

What, my dear, were you expecting!?

Man, that's a  nice cock!!!hail.gif






Mine is not very long but he sure us skinny.
What are you feedin' that thing?

<shakes head> Lame joke.

Mine is always sticky.

Quoted:

Now that's what I'm talkin about.

Got a cock-holster for that thing?

Hey man, your cock has a red head....

WHAT ABOUT THE COCK SAUCE?!?

Quoted: Nice Cock.

lol, just kidding

Quoted: I have a little cock on top of my secondary monitor. www.hunt101.com/watermark.php?file=500/28399monitorcock-med.jpg

He may be little but he must be a mean SOB if you have to keep him chained up.

Quoted: WHAT ABOUT THE COCK SAUCE?!?

ask and and it shall be known....

That's no cock.




Now this, is a cock:

... Why is there broccoli growing on your cock?

Wonder what that guy's job description is?  Head cock inspector?  Cock head inspector?  Or just plain perv!!  

I had soooooo been avoiding this thread for DAYS......and NOW I KNOW WHY!!!

Quoted: I had soooooo been avoiding this thread for DAYS......and NOW I KNOW WHY!!!

Why?  Penis envy?

Quoted: That's no cock. Now this, is a cock: www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whalepenis.jpg

let me guess, that's a sperm whale?