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Posted: 9/30/2005 1:23:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 1:25:10 PM EDT by Zippy_The_Wonderdog]
Late last year, I posted a wonderful picture of my cock for all to enjoy. I feel it is necessary, once again, to expose it to you in all it's Glory, as it has been Holed up in the archive server for much too long...

So, once again, here is my Cock...gaze down to see it. What do you think? Certainly not too small by any means...but I don't think it's too big either. Fits in just right.

And I certainly like how it is hung! You may also notice a lustrous shine to it, that is because I enjoy buffing it every so often. It is a great stress reliever and quite gratifying.

It is befitting of me to warn the ladies of this audience before they gaze down upon my illustrious cock. Women, by nature, are aesthetically sensitive....henceforth there be many a maiden who have gazed upon the beauty of my Cock given its dimensions, the dramatic nature in which it is hung...who have wept as they bring my Cock into their grasp and making it their own though only for a night. Some have even succumbed into a salivacious manner in its presence and swore in the aftermath to the ambrosious hint of a Gin and Tonic apothecaric mix, as bizzare as that may seem...though visual and tactile stimuli have been known to bring upon such epileptic fits amongst the masses...

It is my Cock. It is a thing of beauty. Women succumb to envy in its presence. I thought it fair to share it to a broader audience once again to demonstrate what certain men...when endowed by their birthright as I have been, must endure from those who admire...






The last time I exposed my cock for the world to see, a loathsome individual saw fit to suggest perversive overtones to the theme of the thread. I see no reason to drag this thread into the gutter by perverting the utter beauty of my Cock into a sophmoric pseudo-phallic theme...nor drag homoerotic overtones into the mix either.

Thank you for your time. All questions and comments are welcomed and encouraged.

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:24:19 PM EDT
Mines BIGGER!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:24:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:25:31 PM EDT
WOW thats a BIG Cock!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:26:38 PM EDT

You cock looks old.

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:27:38 PM EDT
I thought the black ones were usually bigger than that
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:29:26 PM EDT
My Cock gets the babes.



Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:41:21 PM EDT
This is a crazy, funny place!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:43:19 PM EDT
What about the cock sauce?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:43:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:47:43 PM EDT
I have a little cock on top of my secondary monitor.

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 1:49:48 PM EDT
Yep, I knew I would be disappointed. Patty
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:10:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 2:10:55 PM EDT by Boomholzer]
Zippy, I'd be real worried about the large area of gangrene that surrounds your cock.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:17:41 PM EDT
mine's hung like a horse

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:19:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
Yep, I knew I would be disappointed. Patty



What, my dear, were you expecting!?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:20:53 PM EDT
Man, that's a nice cock!!!hail.gif

Mine is not very long but he sure us skinny.

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What are you feedin' that thing?

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:27:56 PM EDT
<shakes head> Lame joke.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:39:31 PM EDT
Mine is always sticky.


Link Posted: 9/30/2005 2:42:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:



Now that's what I'm talkin about.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 3:11:16 PM EDT
Got a cock-holster for that thing?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 3:13:57 PM EDT
Hey man, your cock has a red head....
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 3:14:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:26:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/30/2005 7:27:13 PM EDT by El_Abogado]
WHAT ABOUT THE COCK SAUCE?!?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:29:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bigscrun:
Nice Cock.







lol, just kidding
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 7:31:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
I have a little cock on top of my secondary monitor.

www.hunt101.com/watermark.php?file=500/28399monitorcock-med.jpg



He may be little but he must be a mean SOB if you have to keep him chained up.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 8:44:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By El_Abogado:
WHAT ABOUT THE COCK SAUCE?!?



ask and and it shall be known....
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:52:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/1/2005 6:52:57 AM EDT by El_Abogado]
That's no cock.

Now this, is a cock:

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Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:57:11 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:58:01 AM EDT
... Why is there broccoli growing on your cock?
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 6:58:09 AM EDT
Wonder what that guy's job description is? Head cock inspector? Cock head inspector? Or just plain perv!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 7:07:41 AM EDT
I had soooooo been avoiding this thread for DAYS......and NOW I KNOW WHY!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 7:34:39 AM EDT

Originally Posted By desertmoon:
I had soooooo been avoiding this thread for DAYS......and NOW I KNOW WHY!!!



Why? Penis envy?
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 7:56:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By El_Abogado:
That's no cock.

Now this, is a cock:

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www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whalepenis.jpg


let me guess, that's a sperm whale?
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