Omg Omg Omg, I'm 30!

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Posted: 8/8/2014 11:20:36 AM EDT

Here is my present to arfcom.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:21:14 AM EDT

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Welcome to the club.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:22:03 AM EDT

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Welcome to the XXX club.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:23:35 AM EDT

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There are two types of people in their 30s.
Guys who got it going on or bald guys.

Oh and happy berfsday.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:25:18 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/8/2014 11:26:39 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/8/2014 11:27:51 AM EDT

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I turned 30 last week

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:29:24 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/8/2014 11:30:01 AM EDT

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Happy bday! Alot of people act like 30 is some horrible landmark in life, never bothered me. I just realized I was 32 the other day. I really just stopped thinking about age once I hit 20-something.

Party down!!!

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:31:14 AM EDT

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Party down!!!

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I keep myself heavily sedated so I don't freak out.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:31:59 AM EDT

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Happy birthday.
Have some metal.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:32:31 AM EDT

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...just another day...

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:34:20 AM EDT

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Turned 30 last Friday. People keep calling me old mainly my wife who turns 30 next year.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:35:01 AM EDT

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Party down!!!

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Big +1

Turned 31 in June. Didn't feel any different then, or at 30. It's in their heads.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:36:32 AM EDT

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30 is great!

All the male pattern baldness of your 40's while keeping the youthful acne of your 20's!

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:36:40 AM EDT

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Happy birthday

I'd kill for 30 again

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:37:39 AM EDT

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I turned 30 too!
In 1986. . . .

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:37:58 AM EDT

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Here's your birthday present. Just have her home by 6AM.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:38:04 AM EDT

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Don't be sad. I got laid more in my 30's than my 20's by a huge margin. So far my early 40s are looking even better.

Enjoy!!!

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:38:13 AM EDT

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Piss off..... I'm turning 40 in a year.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:38:21 AM EDT

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Wait until you're a few weeks shy of your 40th BDay, you'll be singing a different tune... Like me.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:38:26 AM EDT

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Happy Birthday, pup.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:38:57 AM EDT

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I know the feeling, I turn 40 next month.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:39:04 AM EDT

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Happy Birthday!

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:39:30 AM EDT

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Yeah well, I said OMG at 40 and 50 too. It doesn't get any better. Happy Birthday.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:39:46 AM EDT

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I turned 44 a couple weeks ago.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:40:47 AM EDT

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I'll be 37 in October.

And I have a 7mo old.

Spare me your, "Oh noes, I'm 30! What now?" BS.

Oh yeah...

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:43:04 AM EDT

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Punk kid!!

Happy B-Day

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:48:09 AM EDT

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yep. HB.

30 was 26 years back

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:50:12 AM EDT

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I turned 44 a couple weeks ago.

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Piss off..... I'm turning 40 in a year.

I turned 44 a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, but I'm sure it's like 44 MAGNUM, amirite?

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:52:05 AM EDT

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In 1986. . . .

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I was 3.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:52:52 AM EDT

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I was thirty and dirty once...

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:53:02 AM EDT

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Big +1

Turned 31 in June. Didn't feel any different then, or at 30. It's in their heads.

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Happy bday! Alot of people act like 30 is some horrible landmark in life, never bothered me. I just realized I was 32 the other day. I really just stopped thinking about age once I hit 20-something.

Party down!!!

Big +1

Turned 31 in June. Didn't feel any different then, or at 30. It's in their heads.

Denial is very comforting till it all comes crashing down.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:54:52 AM EDT

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I turned 50 recently.....my kids are married....college done ...weddings done.....I'm thinking about buying myself something

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:56:03 AM EDT

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I turned 30 two weeks ago.

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:57:14 AM EDT

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Kids........

Happy Birthday RMP!

Posted: 8/8/2014 11:59:50 AM EDT

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Don't be sad. I got laid more in my 30's than my 20's by a huge margin. So far my early 40s are looking even better.

Enjoy!!!

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I turned 30 last week

Don't be sad. I got laid more in my 30's than my 20's by a huge margin. So far my early 40s are looking even better.

Enjoy!!!

I'm currently 29 and hoping this is true!!!

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:00:50 PM EDT

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Denial is very comforting till it all comes crashing down.

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Happy bday! Alot of people act like 30 is some horrible landmark in life, never bothered me. I just realized I was 32 the other day. I really just stopped thinking about age once I hit 20-something.

Party down!!!

Big +1

Turned 31 in June. Didn't feel any different then, or at 30. It's in their heads.

Denial is very comforting till it all comes crashing down.

Could be. I don't see it, though.

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:02:22 PM EDT

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Hell, I turned 30 over 35 years ago, you are just a young pup.

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:02:50 PM EDT

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Damn kids.

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:03:24 PM EDT

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Welcome to the XXX Club.... the Mrs. Miami_JBT and I turned 30 this year too.

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:04:26 PM EDT

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See ya next month.

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:05:39 PM EDT

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Yeah, but I'm sure it's like 44 MAGNUM, amirite?

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Piss off..... I'm turning 40 in a year.

I turned 44 a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, but I'm sure it's like 44 MAGNUM, amirite?

Trojan MAGNUM! Know what i'm talkin' bout brah? HEYOH!

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:06:37 PM EDT

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Happy B Day. I turn 31 next week.

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:09:11 PM EDT

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Dude, shoulda hit submit 450 more times and blown it out like an OG.

Happy birthday, Creepy Inky Loving Guy.

Posted: 8/8/2014 12:21:02 PM EDT

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Go hang out in the corner at a college bar and stare at all the chicks. Make sure you drink some girly drink too, and sip it real creepily. Extra points for carrying a bag of lollipops and asking the girls if they want free candy. This is what being 30 is allll about.