A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to
take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find
the rake. He yells up to his wife to look out the
window and says, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear
him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to
his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a
raking motion. The wife is not sure and says,
"What?" The man repeats his gestures, points to his
eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a
raking motion. "EYE KNEE THE RAKE"
The wife finally understands and signals back. She
first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then
she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no
way the man can even come close to understanding that one.
Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What the hell was
that?" She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE