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Posted: 10/14/2004 10:17:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 10:17:46 PM EST by wump]
why is it that old fat ladies always get SOB and call an ambulance in the middle of the fucking night?

just took a 350lb'er to the ED, she thought she was short of breath and she was naked to boot. she was one of those that's too sexy to live.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 10:18:16 PM EST
Just to make your day bad.


Isnt it lunch time now?
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 10:21:04 PM EST
Very common occurance. Could be due to the fact that they are reclining and the fluids are backing up and filling their lungs, making it harder to breath. Underlying cause might be CHF, check the ankles. Lots of other possibilities.

Probably just wanted to get some ambulance jockies to manhandle her in the back of the bus.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 10:23:35 PM EST
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Probably just wanted to get some ambulance jockies to manhandle her in the back of the bus.


That is my usual guess
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 10:31:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By wump:
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Probably just wanted to get some ambulance jockies to manhandle her in the back of the bus.


That is my usual guess



I don't envy you.

No offense... I just don't do the whole naked 350 lb-ers

- BG
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 10:33:03 PM EST
I do occasionally get the naked 120lb 20yo that thinks she is short of breath, makes up for the bigons
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 10:35:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

I don't envy you.

No offense... I just don't do the whole naked 350 lb-ers

- BG



Then you really wouldn't like the naked 600 lb'ers.

Or the GBD's (gray beaver down). Always on the floor, always in a housecoat, always spread eagle, always no panties, always pointed straight at ya'.

"I've fallen and I can't get up".

When I think of that, neither can I.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 10:39:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By operatorerror:

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:

I don't envy you.

No offense... I just don't do the whole naked 350 lb-ers

- BG



Then you really wouldn't like the naked 600 lb'ers.

Or the GBD's (gray beaver down). Always on the floor, always in a housecoat, always spread eagle, always no panties, always pointed straight at ya'.

"I've fallen and I can't get up".

When I think of that, neither can I.




had one of those a few weeks ago, even had a 900 lb'er last spring
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