Ok what is the best way to gain weight then lose it again?

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ok what is the best way to gain weight then lose it again?

Posted: 8/17/2007 7:11:46 AM EDT

I need to put on 80 Lbs by Halloween. So I can go as Carl from ATHF. I have the rest of the look just not the weight.

So whats the best way to stack on the lbs. Then lose them again after the 31st? Curretly a very fit 165 lbs.

With is have any bad effects on my health?

Worst case I can always go as Carl on the parasite diet..

Posted: 8/17/2007 7:45:30 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Call me "master of the obvious" but why don't you just wear a fat suit?

Have you tried to find a hairy fat suit! I have not easy!

The wifebeater with gut hanging out does make it more challenging, but certainly ordering some good latex costume making stuff has to be cheaper in the long run.

Posted: 8/17/2007 7:57:43 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
Lots and lots and lots of fast food.

Then the fastest way to take it off is a butcher knife.

Thats awesome.

Posted: 8/17/2007 8:00:22 AM EDT

[#3]

I would suggest eating a lot then not eating a lot.

Posted: 8/17/2007 9:04:52 AM EDT

[#4]

This is a joke, right?

Excuse me Fat_McNasty you don’t seem like one but you are a certifiable idiot if you actually want to put on 80 pounds… it may or may not come off easy.

Get a load bearing vest and load it up with 60-70 pounds and wear that all day for a couple of days and see if you still want to do something as dumb as adding 80 pounds.

Posted: 8/17/2007 9:10:36 AM EDT

[#5]

Dibs on your guns.

Posted: 8/17/2007 9:10:44 AM EDT

[#6]

(Doctor Nick) Be creative. When making a sandwich instead of bread try pop tarts. If you're unsure about a food just rub it on a piece of paper, if it turns clear it's your window to health.

Posted: 8/17/2007 9:24:09 AM EDT

[#7]

fat padding

custom made

Posted: 8/17/2007 9:25:46 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
(Doctor Nick) Be creative. When making a sandwich instead of bread try pop tarts. If you're unsure about a food just rub it on a piece of paper, if it turns clear it's your window to health.

(Bart) "You could brush your teeth with Milkshakes!"

Posted: 8/17/2007 9:32:19 AM EDT

[#9]

Let me get this right:

A grown man wants to put on a huge amount of weight to play dress up?

Did I read the OP's post right?

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