I am driving into town ( I live in a rural subdivision) and as I turned a bend in the highway I see this nasty little solid black hairless mangy looking animal.  It wasn't a cat, it wasn't a fox and if it was a dog something was seriously wrong with it.  

I drive a Cummins dodge (2001 model - the loud ones) and came around the corner.  It was coming out of the corn in the fields off the side of the FM road and trying to cross.  By the time I had seen him he already had turned around and was headed back across the road from where he came obviously spooked by my loud big ass Dodge.  He looked up and we made eye contact (well it felt like it anyway cause I could feel it down to my bones) as it was just going back into the crops.  I only caught a brief glance but it was one of the most uncomfortable feelings I have ever felt.  This is the first time in my life I have seen something that did not register with my brain and it caused great confusion.  Imagine living 33 years and everything in your entire life that you have ever seen can be explained and or you know what it is.  

Its face was nasty and freaky looking, eyes deep set, ears pointy, teeth sticking out, and just Fd up looking.  I would guess it was the size of an Italian greyhound but with shorter legs (had a long body like a Dachshund but was taller maybe (not quite as tall as an Italian Greyhound.)  It was also heavier like thicker in the body.  It's neck was kinda long & it's tail was long. It walked with it's head down low and scurried along like some kind of rat.

DAMN this thing was nasty looking.  There are no houses anywhere in this area for at least 3-4 miles so it was wild.  

WTH was this thing? It was so freaking nasty and weird looking.  Could it have been some kind of weird mutt with mange and some bad disease?  It had NO HAIR and was like solid black but almost a dark dark grayish brown black.  Someone lie to me or tell me it was a dog so I can get this image out of my head.  Now that I think of it, it was no dog - no way.

coydog.

Opossum  

opossum


DANGIT!!!
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Quoted: coydog.

What is a coydog, and it wasnt an opossom.  Didn't look anything like it.

did it have hands?  

mange:

Quoted: did it have hands?

And lizard ears?

Also, was he on a leash and being lead by a sasquatch?

You can't shoot them, so it's good you didn't try.  They're mystical creatures that can not be killed.  ARFCOM told me so.

why do I never see anything cool like a bigfoot or a chupacabra or a ghost?

I saw something like that a year or two ago. It had the body of a coyote but the head looked more like that of a fox...but badly overgrown. And the hair on the head looked mangy, too.

Quoted: why do I never see anything cool like a bigfoot or a chupacabra or a ghost?

I feel your pain.

You need to get in contact with killswitch.

www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/ozark-it/

Quoted: Quoted: why do I never see anything cool like a bigfoot or a chupacabra or a ghost? I feel your pain. www.jfklibrary.org/NR/rdonlyres/8651E693-7324-42C0-84B0-FC964888CC9A/5197/PresidentBillClintonMay282003Disk2074.jpg

want to go bigfoot hunting?

It looked like that picture but the legs were shorter, the head more pointed, ears more pointed, was much darker in color (almost solid black with no hair) and eyes set in more.

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: why do I never see anything cool like a bigfoot or a chupacabra or a ghost? I feel your pain. www.jfklibrary.org/NR/rdonlyres/8651E693-7324-42C0-84B0-FC964888CC9A/5197/PresidentBillClintonMay282003Disk2074.jpg want to go bigfoot hunting?

Fuck yeah.  I'd love a shot at that big hairy hippie.

+1 to the Coydog with mange theory.

Quoted: It looked like that picture but the legs were shorter, the head more pointed, ears more pointed, was much darker in color (almost solid black with no hair) and eyes set in more.

Hmm, Anubis?  

I love that dog

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll306/SuedeRoadster/36995814_dd1abc37fc.jpg

did it look like this?

Quoted: I love that dog i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll306/SuedeRoadster/36995814_dd1abc37fc.jpg

Chinese Crested, right?

Quoted: did it look like this?

Yes but darker and slightly shorter legs.

Quoted: www.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/11/23/mn_ugly_dog_cabar501.jpg blog.dreamhost.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/ugly_dog2.jpg www.tedsgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/samuglydog5.jpg

wth, whats the story on this freakish thing?

Shouldve tried to hit it!!!!!!!!!!

Quoted: Shouldve tried to hit it!!!!!!!!!!

Yeesh.  I've been in ARFCOM GD too much lately.  I went and thought you meant:

Quoted: Quoted: Shouldve tried to hit it!!!!!!!!!! Yeesh.  I've been in ARFCOM GD too much lately.  I went and thought you meant: i.xanga.com/goofycaca/IdHitIt.jpeg

How do you know that's not what he meant?

Quoted: How do you know that's not what he meant?

I suppose I don't.

I think we need to get some sort of TX arfcom ghost/bigfoot/chupacabra hunt together.  We'll find one and then hit it.

Quoted: I think we need to get some sort of TX arfcom ghost/bigfoot/chupacabra hunt together.  We'll find one and then hit it.

I'm in!