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Posted: 3/5/2006 11:30:48 PM EDT
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"So come on down to Gwen's Gats. For every purchase of 10 guns, I throw in a case of ammo!"
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"I hope that this is better than the Glock that my son used as a suicide bomb."
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AR15.com Middle East Hometown gathering: "One of my wives. ***Warning!!! BOTD!!!***"
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Come on down to Jihad Jackie's tool shed and used Burka Boutique...it's an EXTRAVAGAAAAAANZZZZAAAAA!!!!
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"These are the weapons you will use daily in your duties with the Iraqi Police, assuming you pass the training academy program! You, what province are you from? Najaf?! Only goats and queers come from Najaf, and I don't see any horns on you!"
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I is de only one professional enough to own a Colts Fowty Fi an all dis other shit laying on de ground heah.
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"Hey guys, why does the girl always get the little gun? I want a big gun too."
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"As my husband would say, GUNS?? What Guns?? there are no guns anywhere within 500 miles of Bagdad!!"
I gotta admit, I laughed out loud at the Glock crack!!! you guys kill me |
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I'm looking for something to carry this in. Which one of the handbags behind me will it fit in the best?
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My husband got everything behind me and all I got was this stupid pistol.
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"Hi, My name is HotArabChick87 and I just love guns.
I am new here but I hope to make some great new friends! Here is a pic of me..." Followed by 15 pages of hilarity and account locking. |
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"I'll trade you all of this for some feminine hygene products."
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Attention Kmart shoppers,we are having a blue light special in aisle 5!
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"So...will that be all for you today Mr. RN45?"
"Will this be credit or debit?" "No, we can't take your idjut future son-in-law who managed to lose ALL your ammo when he didn't pay for the storage locker as a trade in." "Yes, you can use him for a test target." |
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"You know how much I'll give you for this gun? About Tree-fiddy."
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OK........who ordered the RPG's with a Colt pistol????
All we take is cash, goats and sheep.....and no your mother-in-law does not count as a goat.... NO AMMO FOR YOU........ |
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'Do you feel lucky Punk! Well do ya?' |
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Oh hell! They make holsters for these things? Giggle giggle......I'm not gonna tell you where I've been carrying it. |
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"This is nice but I was looking for something more like a vest..."
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Dealer: "You want to trade this in on what?"
RN45: "The RPG7 launcher and 2 dozen rockets. It's in very good shape and that's a Remington Rand slide. It's got target trigger and it's been accurized. Oh yeah, those are mammoth tusk grips. Cost me $250.00." Dealer: "I can only go $50.00 against full retail for the RPG7. We get a lot of these and they don't sell that well and I have to make a decent profit and the market is not too good now and..."(All the usual bullshit gun dealers hand out at gunshows while they're running down your stuff in a loud voice.) |
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Ok first graders we have just recieved our new school supplies.
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Sure, you and your buddies spend all day shooting then come home and expect me to do the cleaning. I don't think so Habib!
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In the new Iraq women in divorces get everything, like in America.
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"Ok! Listen Up! This is my pistol I named Persia.
Persia and I are about to introduce you senseless, mind-fucked, psychos to 70 Virgins..." |
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DIS AINT NO DAMN DEAGLE!!!
CAN I GET A SET OF DEM GREEN BEAMZ ON MY RPG. WHAT, YOU CANT MOUNT DA DAMN BEAMZ ON MY DAMN RPG? MAN IMA GET MY GLOCK FOTAY OUT MY AZZ AND SHOW YOU JUST HOW PROFESHUNAL I AM DURKA DURKA HALA UNKUSA SUKA, COME ON HABIEB, THEYS NOT PROFESHUNAL ENUF FOR OUR TIME. |
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