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Posted: 9/20/2005 5:15:49 PM EDT
How long does this stuff take to kick in? Am I in trouble?

I got my American Rifleman in today, and figured this is the only way I could make myself read it.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:16:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:18:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 5:20:07 PM EDT by Greenhorn]
Yes, that's too much. Taking some magnesium sulfate should lessen the effect. Take about four tablespoons with water.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:19:05 PM EDT
You just gave a whole new meaning to "SHIT HAPPENS"
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:20:24 PM EDT
On you mark
get set
.........
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:20:55 PM EDT
IBTS


(In Before The Shart)
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:21:00 PM EDT
HOLY CRAP





Literally
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:22:31 PM EDT
It's been about 15 minutes and I can feel things grumbling. I give it 20 mins max till it hits the fan.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:22:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARMALITE-FAN:
You just gave a whole new meaning to "SHIT HAPPENS"



Damn my sides hurt!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:23:44 PM EDT
good gawd man,


Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:24:38 PM EDT
sounds like your about 24hrs. away from shiting like a wounded goose.

better have the next several days off.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:25:00 PM EDT
Quick, get a couple of 7/11 burritos.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:25:57 PM EDT
So... I don't get it... why drink 48 ounces of prune juice? It's a laxitive, but why???
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:27:20 PM EDT
You're a glutton for punishment, arent you?
Put two spare rolls of TP in all the bathrooms.

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:30:13 PM EDT
see you in a few hours.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:41:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MlTCHELL:
So... I don't get it... why drink 48 ounces of prune juice? It's a laxitive, but why???




thats so he can get in some much needed reading.



8ozs. is all thats needed, 48ozs. means that every two hours or so, he'll have to get up off the stool and go find something else to read quick, before the stomach cramps and spincter spasms drive him back to the shitter.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:43:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Roadhawk:
IBTS


(In Before The Shart)





Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:45:40 PM EDT
Still here. Nothin yet.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:48:01 PM EDT
That just means when you do, your legs will be kicking out from the force.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:53:56 PM EDT
You are about to learn a hard lesson.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:55:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By michaelj1978:
Still here. Nothin yet.




hmmmm....maybe you need another 48oz.?


Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:56:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
You are about to learn a hard lesson.



Hard?

More like soft... and chunky.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:57:44 PM EDT
After reading this I keep pictureing the scene from " Dumb and Dumber " the movie .....
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:59:24 PM EDT
45 minutes... What's the record, an hour?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:00:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By viper5194:
After reading this I keep pictureing the scene from " Dumb and Dumber " the movie .....



That or the end of the movie, "Van Wylder".


'AHH...I'm BLEEDING!"
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:01:43 PM EDT
I learned a similar lesson yesterday:
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=391228&page=4
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:02:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By viper5194:
After reading this I keep pictureing the scene from " Dumb and Dumber " the movie .....





Turbo Lax - 2 teaspoonfuls for fast effective relief

"Harry, what are you doing in there?"

"Shaving!"
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:09:47 PM EDT
48 ounces. You're off the web tonight.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:11:42 PM EDT
Hope you have enough TP
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:12:06 PM EDT
A real man would combine that sissy prune juice with some Fleet Phospho-Soda.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:14:23 PM EDT
Update:

It's been almost an hour. Things are definately moving around in my gut. I have 2 rolls of TP and some baby wipes.

I have a feeling I won't be needing a plunger, unless it's for the TP only.

I might have another 20 minutes left until I erupt.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:14:58 PM EDT
Just don't post the pictures !!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:21:18 PM EDT
You better figure out how to put a zippy tie around your asshole cause you'll probably still be feeling the effects tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:26:28 PM EDT
Are you gonna give a play-by-play on this, or what?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:52:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 6:54:01 PM EDT by Notorious]
Hey, while your at it, eat a box of Grape Nuts.

Why not? If your gonna go overboard, sink the ship man!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 6:59:57 PM EDT
Major blowout. Round 2 is imminent.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:01:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By michaelj1978:
Major blowout. Round 2 is imminent.




poor guy
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:06:49 PM EDT
And we are reading this because?



THIS POST IS PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT PICS!!!!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:07:07 PM EDT
Thanks for sharing...
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:09:29 PM EDT
Oh My Gawd dude, your gonna be BUSY for a WHILE, hope you didnt want any sleep tonight
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:11:29 PM EDT
Two items I’d like to suggest for you.





Sorry man, but you knew somebody was gonna do it, didn’t ya?

Hope things 'work out' for you.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:38:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Backstop:
Are you gonna give a play-by-play on this, or what?



Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:44:12 PM EDT
IBTSHTF
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:45:14 PM EDT
michael, it's been 45 minutes...you all right buddy?

I don't know why I think this is so comical
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:52:50 PM EDT
Judging by all the pooping difficulties around here, inhaling smoke from ammo must make us constipated
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:54:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 7:56:28 PM EDT
3 blowouts so far. I'm tired, but too afraid to go to sleep. I might run downstairs and grab a couple diapers we keep over here for the nephew and rig a sleeping setup.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:00:58 PM EDT
AssUsSoreUs!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:01:39 PM EDT

Ok, so I just drank 48oz's of Prune Juice, so....


Whhyyyy???


Originally Posted By michaelj1978:
How long does this stuff take to kick in? Am I in trouble?

I got my American Rifleman in today, and figured this is the only way I could make myself read it.






Jeez buddy, just cancel the damn subscription.


Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:01:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By michaelj1978:
3 blowouts so far. I'm tired, but too afraid to go to sleep. I might run downstairs and grab a couple diapers we keep over here for the nephew and rig a sleeping setup.





OMG OMG OMG, Im about to piss myself here.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:09:04 PM EDT
Don't get dehydrated.
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