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Posted: 8/4/2005 3:44:23 PM EDT
Wife was sleeping in my office on the couch. I quietly turned on the computer and down loaded reville. Turned the speakers up and hit play, then ran like hell.


Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:45:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:45:44 PM EDT
Expect a case of severe blue-balling within the next week.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:46:11 PM EDT
No sammich for you

Or anything else for awhile...
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:46:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
So...do you have a freshly destroyed computer now?



No, but I bet I'm eating at McDonalds tonight.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:47:15 PM EDT
I see we're cut from the same cloth.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:48:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:48:34 PM EDT
What is reville?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:49:15 PM EDT
we fuck with my roommate by blowing smoke into a smoke dectector above his head while he is sleeping. that shit is funny.

BTW. we are not just assholes trying to wake him up. this kid sleeps on the couch in our pool table room all day, every day.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:50:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
What is reville?



Something you will never forget. Taps either for that matter.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:52:19 PM EDT
you may be an ass but that is funny!
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:53:15 PM EDT
Where'd ya download it from?

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:54:03 PM EDT
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:54:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tyman:
Where'd ya download it from?




limewire
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:54:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By critterflht:
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?



She and I have this understanding




Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:56:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
What is reville?



Never in Boy Scouts or the military I take it.

It is a rousing trumpeted fast paced call to wake up. Taps at night, Reville at dawn.

Jim
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:57:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By critterflht:
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?



She and I have this understanding

usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/promise.jpg






LOL!!
Sorta like "when we first broke up I missed you... this time I won't" (charging AR)
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 3:57:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By tyman:
Where'd ya download it from?




limewire



gotcha


Nice move, I like your style.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:14:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
What is reville?



THIS IS
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:19:30 PM EDT
are you an aggie?

just wondering...

RAB

Red Ass Bastard
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:19:36 PM EDT
You are just begging for an ass whooping.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:26:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:26:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
What is reville?



You're from Texas?

It's not only the bugle call they play in the morning in the military but it's also a dog at Texas A&M.

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:31:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GirlWithGuns:
you may be an ass but that is funny!

+1
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:33:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kk7sm:

Originally Posted By Justa_TXguy:
What is reville?



You're from Texas?

It's not only the bugle call they play in the morning in the military but it's also a dog at Texas A&M.




I was never in boy scouts or the milirtary. Also, I prefer UT. Hook 'em horns!

Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:36:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/4/2005 4:38:15 PM EDT by NH_AR_Shooter]

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Wife was sleeping in my office on the couch. I quietly turned on the computer and down loaded reville. Turned the speakers up and hit play, then ran like hell.





So.....where are you planning to sleep tonight??



And if you do sleep....payback can be a bitch! (No play on words intended)
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:43:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/4/2005 6:27:55 PM EDT by OZ309]
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:45:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:51:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By critterflht:
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?



She and I have this understanding

usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/promise.jpg






Just remember that can work both ways there daddy'o.....there are worse things to wake up to then reville.


The slide on that shotgun going into battery for example
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:26:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By StonerStudent:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By critterflht:
Why would you do that shit knowingthe consequences?



She and I have this understanding

usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/promise.jpg






Just remember that can work both ways there daddy'o.....there are worse things to wake up to then reville.


The slide on that shotgun going into battery for example



We play pranks on each other often. She usually wins.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:39:41 PM EDT
AaaaaaaHuh...



Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone
I hope I'll find it on the lawn

I hope the dog that's running free
Don't see that little part of me
And many cautions I must take
To keep that part I love to shake

Much attention must I pay
To see the knives are put away
The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too
There's just no telling what she'll do

So I cross my fingers, close my eyes,
And cross my legs to avoid surprise!!!


Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:49:31 PM EDT
that was funny

I gotta try that one myself

(probably get my ass beat in the process)
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:50:49 PM EDT
Well, it looks like somebody's going to be doing the "five-knuckle shuffle" for awhile...
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