Oh happy day... Martha Steward just endicted....

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Oh happy day... Martha Steward just endicted....

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:33:03 AM EDT

[rofl2]

[url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030604/ap_on_bi_ge/martha_stewart_53[/url]

I wonder how inmate orange will match with her institutional green, six compartment food tray?

"... and in addition to these charges Ms. Stewart, I wanted to tell you that your chili recipe tastes like llama dung, and i abhor that vomit color that you recommended that my wife paint our bathroom..... bail is set at $10 million dollars..."

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:39:59 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:41:58 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.

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[puke]

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:43:14 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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If you were referring to Bo Derick, you'd be normal. Since you are refering to Martha, you are the proud owner of a fetish.

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:43:20 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive?

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Ummmm, Yes, Yes you are.

Have you ever seen a pic of her with out make-up??[puke]

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:43:45 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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She is actually 61! not 50.

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:43:55 AM EDT

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BWahHAHAHAhAhaaaa up the river bitch !!

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:46:11 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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[whacko]

I don't think I could get beer goggles thick enough for that.

I wonder if she puts little potpourri pillow bouquets in her Depends drawer?

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:48:59 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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Man Hands! Man Hands!

You really need to get out more often and get laid.

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:49:31 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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That's it, game over! You're no longer allowed back in the Fight Club! You've obviously taken too many shots to the head! [;)]

Posted: 6/4/2003 9:58:03 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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She's actually 61 and yes I do too. Something about her attitude makes me want to grudge f her.

BTW she was even more SMOKIN' hot when she was younger and a runway model.

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:02:34 AM EDT

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BTW she was even more SMOKIN' hot when she was younger and a runway model.

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I was going to mention that! She was indeed quite a number in the day!

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:05:56 AM EDT

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Sewer and Greg...just think of banging your grandmother. Got the picture?? [puke]

Holy hell...you guys are in need of counseling or a hooker.

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:06:07 AM EDT

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It's times like this that I wish John Gotti was still alive. It would have been a hoot watching him hire Martha to redecorate his cell.

Visions of Martha trading cigarettes to various inmates to steal paint from the shop come to mind.

Or as she gets out of the slam, her new line of colors: Guardhouse grey, Bighouse blue, coverall orange.

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:09:30 AM EDT

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[img]http://www.eatonlink.com/main/uploaded/Grunge/Martha1.jpg[/img]

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:11:15 AM EDT

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LOL! Martha's going muff-diving on Bertha, 'Queen of the cell block'.

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:13:52 AM EDT

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... she is 50 and I'm 26, ...

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OOhhhh, MOMMY, come play in my diaper[:E][:E]

You guys remember the skit Saturday Night Live did on her. Think is was a Thanksgiving special where she dressed the turkey with her boobs exposed.

I still can't look at her without thinking about that. And it's not the way Urchin is thinking of her. [:X*]

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:17:28 AM EDT

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[url]http://www.eatonlink.com/main/uploaded/Grunge/Martha1.jpg[/url]

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[ROFL2]

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:38:57 AM EDT

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[img]http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/marthastewart_livingbehindbars.jpg[/img]

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:42:14 AM EDT

[#19]

I hear strips are coming back into fashion.

Sgtar15

Posted: 6/4/2003 10:49:20 AM EDT

[#20]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 6/4/2003 11:00:28 AM EDT

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I also have to say.. I've thought many a time about nailing her myself.

Then when finished, she tells me It's a good thing.. [:)]

Posted: 6/4/2003 11:05:35 AM EDT

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Man, you guys have got to set higher standards.

Posted: 6/4/2003 11:32:21 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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Me too! I would'nt mind pulling up to her bumper.

Posted: 6/4/2003 11:35:19 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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Listen to yourself, S_U. Say one more time to see it making any sense, if not, say it again and again until it makes sense.

The first time I see her, I see a big 4 letters-word starting with a "F" on her face. Yes, 4 letters-word:

[red][b]F A K E[/b][/red]

Posted: 6/4/2003 11:41:31 AM EDT

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but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.

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Martha: "And it's a good thing"

Posted: 6/4/2003 11:42:07 AM EDT

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Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
she is smokin hot.

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Me too! I would'nt mind pulling up to her bumper.

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And she has 1,000,000,000 dollars.