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Posted: 6/4/2003 9:33:03 AM EDT
[rofl2] [url]http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030604/ap_on_bi_ge/martha_stewart_53[/url] I wonder how inmate orange will match with her institutional green, six compartment food tray? "... and in addition to these charges Ms. Stewart, I wanted to tell you that your chili recipe tastes like llama dung, and i abhor that vomit color that you recommended that my wife paint our bathroom..... bail is set at $10 million dollars..."
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:39:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/4/2003 9:41:07 AM EDT by Sewer_Urchin]
Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:41:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
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[puke]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:43:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
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If you were referring to Bo Derick, you'd be normal. Since you are refering to Martha, you are the proud owner of a fetish.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:43:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive?
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Ummmm, Yes, Yes you are. Have you ever seen a pic of her with out make-up??[puke]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:43:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
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She is actually 61! not 50.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:43:55 AM EDT
BWahHAHAHAhAhaaaa up the river bitch !!
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:46:11 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
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[whacko] I don't think I could get beer goggles thick enough for that. I wonder if she puts little potpourri pillow bouquets in her Depends drawer?
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:48:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
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Man Hands! Man Hands! You really need to get out more often and get laid.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:49:31 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/4/2003 9:50:16 AM EDT by Yojimbo]
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
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That's it, game over! You're no longer allowed back in the Fight Club! You've obviously taken too many shots to the head! [;)]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 9:58:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
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She's actually 61 and yes I do too. Something about her attitude makes me want to grudge f her. BTW she was even more SMOKIN' hot when she was younger and a runway model.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:02:34 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FLGreg: BTW she was even more SMOKIN' hot when she was younger and a runway model.
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I was going to mention that! She was indeed quite a number in the day!
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:05:56 AM EDT
Sewer and Greg...just think of banging your grandmother. Got the picture?? [puke] Holy hell...you guys are in need of counseling or a hooker.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:06:07 AM EDT
It's times like this that I wish John Gotti was still alive. It would have been a hoot watching him hire Martha to redecorate his cell. Visions of Martha trading cigarettes to various inmates to steal paint from the shop come to mind. Or as she gets out of the slam, her new line of colors: Guardhouse grey, Bighouse blue, coverall orange.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:09:30 AM EDT
[img]http://www.eatonlink.com/main/uploaded/Grunge/Martha1.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:11:15 AM EDT
LOL! Martha's going muff-diving on Bertha, 'Queen of the cell block'.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:13:52 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: ... she is 50 and I'm 26, ...
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OOhhhh, MOMMY, come play in my diaper[:E][:E] You guys remember the skit Saturday Night Live did on her. Think is was a Thanksgiving special where she dressed the turkey with her boobs exposed. I still can't look at her without thinking about that. And it's not the way Urchin is thinking of her. [:X*]
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Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:38:57 AM EDT
[img]http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/marthastewart_livingbehindbars.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:42:14 AM EDT
I hear strips are coming back into fashion. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 10:49:20 AM EDT
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 11:00:28 AM EDT
I also have to say.. I've thought many a time about nailing her myself. Then when finished, she tells me It's a good thing.. [:)]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 11:05:35 AM EDT
Man, you guys have got to set higher standards.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 11:32:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
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Me too! I would'nt mind pulling up to her bumper.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 11:35:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 6/4/2003 11:37:23 AM EDT by mojo]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 11:41:31 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday.
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Martha: "And it's a good thing"
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 11:42:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Fly-Fly:
Originally Posted By Sewer_Urchin: Am I the only one who finds Martha Stewart strangely attractive? I know she is 50 and I'm 26, but seriously, if given the chance I would screw her six ways from sunday. she is smokin hot.
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Me too! I would'nt mind pulling up to her bumper.
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And she has 1,000,000,000 dollars.
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 11:45:18 AM EDT
I'll bet everyone of you guys would do her, no arms needing to be twisted. IBTL! +1 [;D]
Link Posted: 6/4/2003 11:51:41 AM EDT
Now if we could round up the rest of her ilk...
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