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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:06:22 AM EDT
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Only if you could manage a bitter look on your face. 
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:17:01 AM EDT
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Damn you guys! You used all the good jokes early. 
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:17:23 AM EDT
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I was sitting on my front porch, they pulled in slowly. I thought they were Jehovah Witnesses at first, but after the greeting I heard the "we'd like to tty about hope and change".
Sorry - wrong neighborhood, county, city & state. I was thinking along the lines of "I see your Bibles, and raise you an AR-15" - but that would be wrong and I don't need to be on msdnc right now scaring obama-zombies. |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:25:18 AM EDT
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 In my defense, I rarely get zingers in before anybody. I've got to get them in when I can. |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:26:34 AM EDT
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I understand, but now I don't get to express my smartassedness. 
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:28:31 AM EDT
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They actually said that? Kinda spooky, and uhm..........cult like. |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:30:34 AM EDT
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"Don't you see my lawn? Green Grass? Get the fuck outta my neighborhood over to someplace where they sit on stoops!" |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:31:42 AM EDT
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Yup, and I hit "new topic" and started the thread while they stood here. |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:32:00 AM EDT
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Double tap.
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:32:54 AM EDT
[#10]
Triple tap.
Some kind of bump in the ARF matrix. |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:35:18 AM EDT
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I "Hope" Obama leaves me with more than "Change" in my pocket when he's done with us.
That's one of my many canned responses to people who got sucked into the Obama cult. |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:38:33 AM EDT
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I'd act interested, and ask for all the propaganda they could afford to give me.
And then proceed to tear it to shreds right in front of their face. |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:44:10 AM EDT
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I breifly had a feeling of sadness for these dumb people, then I recognized the threat for what it is.
They believe. The woman was looking greadily at my property like she was appraising it for future tax increases. Just wait - if they actually came to my place, they're coming to your place too. |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 9:11:23 AM EDT
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While in Pittsburgh for work last week, I was approached by one of Obama's ground troops, who inquired if I was registered to vote. I replied that I was, He then asked if I would mind telling him what county, I replied I did not mind, and it was Jim Wells County. He had a confused look, and asked where that was. I replied it is in south Texas. He got a wide eyed look, and said " Oh". I smiled, and replied "Yup". That ended the conversation.
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