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Posted: 8/29/2005 6:25:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/29/2005 6:30:08 PM EDT by VooDoo3dfx]
Ok..


So, I am heading back from my squadron meeting (I am involved with the Civil Air Patrol) and I get a hungering for pizza. (Mind you, I am in BDU uniform, this comes back later)

I stop into a mini-mall, with a awesome pizza place. I order my pizza... and I was told "10-15 minutes". So.. I say.. what the hell. The nearby grocery store had lobster on sale yesterday, let me walk up and see if they're still on sale for tommorow's dinner.

I walk up to the store, and walk right in. (They have those automatic doors.. not locked, no nuttin). Now, first of all.. the lights are all on. I look around, the seafood is packed up (I did notice the price though, it was still on sale) and everything else is also packed up... I also hear the alarm going off. I walk around the store, yelling for someone. I check in the front, the back, nuttin. I am like "oh fuck", so, I try to exit so I can call someone (I left my cell in the car). But.. the automatic door to get out, is locked. I am like "Oh fuck!". So, here is a 6'5" guy, with a crew cut, in a uniform.. standing by the glass doors. So, I start waving at people as they drive by.. none stop. Its been 10 or so minutes already, the cops have not shown up (I decided to wait for them..) so, I unlock the automatic door and step out. Of course.. this happend at a time when a awesome lookin female drives up and says "Are you ok?". "Uh, kind of". She is giving me the look over, from head to toe, 5 times over. (Guess she likes the uniform? ) She asks whats going on etc.

After that (I am kicking myself inside, as if this was any ordinary night.. "Number please!"), I run to my car, and call 911. I explain the first guy the situation, he then transfers me to a local dispatch. I then start explaining it to him, and then I see 2 cops pull up. I say "I see two cops pull up, is it alright if I run over and talk to them?" "Ok". So, I run over to the cops.. and explain the situation. They take down my Lisence #, ask for my DL, ask what I was doing there.. ask what I do in the CAP, etc. He then asks if there is anything else... I say "no". He then asks what I am going to do now.. 'Go pick up my pizza, and go home'. "Have a good night sir, you did the right thing."

Ugh, I need a drink.

ETA: I wonder if the woman was in on some kind of plot or somethin... damn, she was hot.ugrrr
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:27:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/29/2005 6:27:31 PM EDT by H-barCarbine]
Interesting....
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:38:49 PM EDT
Interesting?
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:43:04 PM EDT
I had spaghetti for dinner.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:44:26 PM EDT
Eh?
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:45:16 PM EDT
Should've drawn down?

Don't mind me... I got a speeding ticket today. 95 in a 70. Effing state speed nazis!!!
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:47:57 PM EDT
I can almost see the headlines... "Giant lobster rescues kin... Jersey panicked"
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:49:16 PM EDT
In the "heat of the moment" you forgot something as basic as asking for a phone number??

I hope you dont keep your weapons on safe.....
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:49:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
I had spaghetti for dinner.



I had hotdogs and chilli...
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:50:39 PM EDT
a fascinating tale. we are all a little richer for hearing it.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 6:54:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
In the "heat of the moment" you forgot something as basic as asking for a phone number??

I hope you dont keep your weapons on safe.....



Uh, what?

As in, a contact # for the police?

Its a small town I live in, if I need the non-emergency #, I can look it up.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 7:04:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
In the "heat of the moment" you forgot something as basic as asking for a phone number??

I hope you dont keep your weapons on safe.....



Uh, what?

As in, a contact # for the police?

Its a small town I live in, if I need the non-emergency #, I can look it up.



THE HOT CHICK, you numbskull !


Link Posted: 8/29/2005 7:06:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JB69:

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
In the "heat of the moment" you forgot something as basic as asking for a phone number??

I hope you dont keep your weapons on safe.....



Uh, what?

As in, a contact # for the police?

Its a small town I live in, if I need the non-emergency #, I can look it up.



THE HOT CHICK, you numbskull !





Oh.

Yeah...


No #..


My bad.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:02:33 PM EDT
I like pie!
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:04:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By Specop_007:
In the "heat of the moment" you forgot something as basic as asking for a phone number??

I hope you dont keep your weapons on safe.....



Uh, what?

As in, a contact # for the police?

Its a small town I live in, if I need the non-emergency #, I can look it up.





What I mean is it should be the most basic of instincts to get a hot chics number.
You forgot that.
My point (jokingly) was in a high stress situation if you cant remember to ask for a phone number, you aint gonna remember to click the safety before hittin the go button.
Link Posted: 8/29/2005 11:13:10 PM EDT
So like, what exactly do you do in CAP?


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