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Posted: 5/2/2011 5:15:22 PM EDT
So how do you hunt a penguin? What round/bait/call/gun would you use?

















































































































































































Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:16:18 PM EDT
Dude, I don't think this is such a good idea.


In before Aimless
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:16:51 PM EDT
IBTL. .22 short automatic. Dig the bullets out with a knive to make 'em spread.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:17:19 PM EDT
Meh, I just club them like baby seals.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:17:40 PM EDT
40MM
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:17:53 PM EDT
Taurus Judge
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:18:17 PM EDT
Originally Posted By 9mmRandy:
Taurus Judge




Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:20:37 PM EDT
What's the Catholic church do to make you hate nuns so much?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:20:47 PM EDT


I send my killer whale/attack dog after them...
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:24:06 PM EDT
You call them like this...


Soooooooooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:24:35 PM EDT
What do you think they taste like, and how would you get them stuffed?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:25:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2011 5:26:36 PM EDT by johnnypantz]
cheap multi tools, they will self destruct

ETA reference http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1180359
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:27:28 PM EDT
IBD_A

In before Da_Aimless
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:28:18 PM EDT
beware the wrath of the penguin hordes.

This will not end well, but hell.............I'm in on one for the show!
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:28:53 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Vicinity:
IBD_A

In before Da_Aimless


Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:29:38 PM EDT
IBTP

(In Before The Penguin)
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:31:57 PM EDT
I would think tickling them would take care of it.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:33:03 PM EDT
Use a Queer Unicorn for bait and do a mag dump with a Chauchat to kill it.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:33:23 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ChadG:
I would think tickling them would take care of it.


Well, if you really want to go get TRG, fo for it.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 5:42:45 PM EDT
On the other side of the world, nets work fine for puffins.

Link Posted: 5/2/2011 6:38:40 PM EDT
Start a poop thread and the penguin will come running, while here catch him with a chain net like in halloween ( the only way to catch those little guys) and then beat him with a bat. Only way to know for sure he is dead
















I am so going to get banned
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 6:40:53 PM EDT

Shackleton's men developed a unique method.

Seems the only food they had available was preserved peas, a fermented concoction resembling sauercraut. Only it was made from peas.

The stuff tasted foul so they'd come up with any excuse NOT to eat it. But it turns out, penguins loved it.

To capture penguins, they'd cut a hole in the ice, then place a line of peas around it.

Then, when the penguin came up to take a pea, they kicked him in the ice hole!
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 6:42:15 PM EDT
i'd use an ambulance for bait
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 6:45:05 PM EDT
Play an episode of Sailor Moon and they all come running into the room.  Shut the door behind them, flood the room, and let loose the killer whale.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 6:46:43 PM EDT
Golf shoes, shin guards, and a nine iron.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 6:48:11 PM EDT
COC Violations for bait and a Dresser?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 7:18:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Makarov92:
What do you think they taste like, and how would you get them stuffed?


they taste like chicken
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 7:24:19 PM EDT
The enclosure at the zoo isnt very big so I think a 22 LR or 17 HMR would be plenty of rifle to drop them in their tracks.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 7:27:07 PM EDT
Taurus Judge with birdshot
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 7:50:08 PM EDT
Nobody points out Becaus3 or something like that?
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 8:26:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 8:30:52 PM EDT
Saiga 12ga with a 20rnd drum. 0 Buckshot.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 8:36:05 PM EDT


Sorry Aimless; just so you know, I was pulling for you.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 9:07:46 PM EDT
I heard trolling with big COC violations



works pretty well

Link Posted: 5/2/2011 9:14:03 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2011 9:16:02 PM EDT by Young-Kiwi]
Hunting ? Why not just use a car ?

Wellington, NZ
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 9:15:11 PM EDT
I heard dress in a tuxedo, and assimilate...
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 9:18:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 9:22:14 PM EDT
Oh wtf guys
Link Posted: 5/3/2011 5:24:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2011 11:51:37 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Amped:


Oh wtf guys


Oh shit! They saw us, hide!!!

 






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