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Posted: 1/11/2006 8:59:24 PM EDT
Poetry Time:

Beware the Muffin Man

Beware the muffin man; his gaze
Can set your very hairs ablaze
Upon your head, or turn to ice
Your toes: to wit, he is not nice!

If near your house that villain comes,
lock up your doors and call your mum!
He scarcely travels without curse
beneath his hat, or in his purse.

No, do not know the muffin man
or make him shoes or buy him spam,
unless you love most awful pain,
or want to hear this poem again.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:00:53 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:00:53 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:01:10 PM EDT
[#3]

I'm here as usual.  New avatar and all!

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:01:33 PM EDT
[#4]





YO! YO! YO!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:02:13 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:

I'm here as usual.  New avatar and all!


What caliber guitar?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:03:54 PM EDT
[#6]
Wassup with the poetry Giggle?

Hey Triumph!

Hey Loki! How goes the web page ... how many hits so far?

Hey Cavu!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:08:18 PM EDT
[#7]
Ich denke Dein, wenn mir der Sonne Schimmer
Vom Meere strahlt;
Ich denke dein, wenn sich des Mondes Flimmer
In Quellen malt.

Ich sehe dich, wenn auf dem fernen Wege
Der Staub sich hebt;
In tiefer Nacht, wenn auf dem schmalen Stege
Der Wandrer bebt.

Ich höre dich, wenn dort mit dumpfem Rauschen
Die Welle steigt.
Im stillen Haine geh ich oft zu lauschen,
Wenn alles schweigt.

Ich bin bei dir, du seist auch noch so ferne,
Du bist mir nah!
Die Sonne sinkt, bald leuchten mir die Sterne.
O wärst du da!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:08:24 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I'm here as usual.  New avatar and all!


What caliber guitar?



I'm a hillbilly.  We play banjos. I have a Deering Sierra.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:08:34 PM EDT
[#9]
I have some stuf just for the two Kali Water Babes.

OK, only ONE is a Water Babe.  The other Might be a Water Babe.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:18:23 PM EDT
[#10]
Gotta run .... catch you guys later!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:31:10 PM EDT
[#11]
How's it hang'in.

A little to the right I hope!!!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:35:10 PM EDT
[#12]
For some strange reason I find myself here more often....

I need a life!!!!


I dedicated this to   thebeekeeper1 (sig line "Herder of Kittens) It's kinda funny...

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:44:26 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm here, trying to decide what to buy next
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:49:50 PM EDT
[#14]
who wants to send me an FA Krink?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:53:19 PM EDT
[#15]
Im here... so check this out... I found a hat with a swimming pool inside that was full of Jello and NOT the other stuff... anyway Mike, a guy I never saw before was going in the other direction but didnt know his name until he was filpping pancakes and WOAH, you just gotta ask yourself. What the HELL does the color blue taste like?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:55:04 PM EDT
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Im here... so check this out... I found a hat with a swimming pool inside that was full of Jello and NOT the other stuff... anyway Mike, a guy I never saw before was going in the other direction but didnt know his name until he was filpping pancakes and WOAH, you just gotta ask yourself. What the HELL does the color blue taste like?



Drugs are bad................
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 9:56:50 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

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Im here... so check this out... I found a hat with a swimming pool inside that was full of Jello and NOT the other stuff... anyway Mike, a guy I never saw before was going in the other direction but didnt know his name until he was filpping pancakes and WOAH, you just gotta ask yourself. What the HELL does the color blue taste like?



Drugs are bad................



Mmmmmmmmmkay
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:00:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:13:34 PM EDT
[#19]
Present. Really, I want a present.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:16:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Hello hello...
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:18:01 PM EDT
[#21]
Oh sooo tagged
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:18:10 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
For some strange reason I find myself here more often....

I need a life!!!!

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:20:20 PM EDT
[#23]
Checking in then heading out for lunch!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:21:02 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
My penis is small and unsatisfying to either me or my partner, whomever he or she may be.



Too much info.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:21:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:32:32 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
For some strange reason I find myself here more often....

I need a life!!!!

www.completegamester.com/pages/Board%20Games/board%20games/LIFE-1.jpg




Thanks Giggle....Thats more life than I have had in a while....
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:34:34 PM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:




Where does one find these great animations(or whatever you call them)?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:35:15 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
Hello hello...

"California Girls"

Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

The West coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tanned
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be California
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:36:05 PM EDT
[#29]
double tap
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:40:29 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hello hello...

"California Girls" .....



Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:43:32 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hello hello...

"California Girls" .....






yet another creepy old guy?
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:44:16 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:




Where does one find these great animations(or whatever you call them)?



on the post reply page, click on the "animations" button
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:44:46 PM EDT
[#33]
Good Evening
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:48:40 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
Good Evening



Sup man?  
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:48:42 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

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Where does one find these great animations(or whatever you call them)?



on the post reply page, click on the "animations" button




Talk about lack of Situational Awareness.....I had never noticed that button.....

Thanks
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:51:27 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hello hello...

"California Girls" .....




Awwwwwwwwwww.

I thought you might like it.
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:53:37 PM EDT
[#37]
Dang, another night I can't sleep that's gonna be spent cruising ARFCOM.  

Evening everybody!    
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:54:22 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hello hello...

"California Girls" .....






yet another creepy old guy?



You're all creepy old men
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:55:38 PM EDT
[#39]
Damn I am slacking tonight.  2nd page...



But I was messing with ringtones and sending them through a data cable.  I now have a snippet of the Indiana Jones soundtrack and a snippet of Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd in mp3 on there.  
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:56:10 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Hello hello...

"California Girls" .....






yet another creepy old guy?



You're all creepy old men



Get off the lawn!
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 10:58:10 PM EDT
[#41]
Two plus years on this board....many sleepless nights....always wondered about  

 " THE NIGHT CREW CHECK-IN "

Figured it was none of my biz.

Just could not resist tonight, ............. and I found........................................................

Kaptian Insaino and all his friends.

And I thought that I wuz the fuckedupedest person on the 3rd rock.

Thanks guys, I'll save this bullet for one of ya'll who need it more.

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 11:02:30 PM EDT
[#42]



Someone talk me out of buying a Springfield Armory G.I .45.  I'm getting some money from a workman's comp injury.  It's gonna burn a hole in my pocket.    

I've never owned or shot a .45 but I want one.  





___________________________  

 

Link Posted: 1/11/2006 11:05:53 PM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
Two plus years on this board....many sleepless nights....always wondered about  

 " THE NIGHT CREW CHECK-IN "

Figured it was none of my biz.

Just could not resist tonight, ............. and I found........................................................

Kaptian Insaino and all his friends.

And I thought that I wuz the fuckedupedest person on the 3rd rock.

Thanks guys, I'll save this bullet for one of ya'll who need it more.


You just wait until Friday Night comes and we go to 5 pages or so.
if we're lucky
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 11:21:51 PM EDT
[#44]
Here and gone.  I'm already too tired to hang out.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Link Posted: 1/11/2006 11:58:22 PM EDT
[#45]
I'm in and out also - catch ya all later...


  - georgestrings
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:04:04 AM EDT
[#46]
Free TWEAK...
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:24:26 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
Free TWEAK...

Free S&H Green Stamps.
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:25:48 AM EDT
[#48]
Uhhhhh, There once was a girl from Nantuckett........................
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:31:20 AM EDT
[#49]
0430, just got back from a party at Fairfield U and i'm still kinda drunk. Damn fine evening of beer pong, course it was a sausage fest but fun none the less. Passing out after playing some Steel Panthers MBT.

Steve-O
Link Posted: 1/12/2006 12:32:41 AM EDT
[#50]
Sandguard up!
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