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Posted: 9/29/2011 4:46:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2011 4:53:08 AM EST by Headless_T_Gunner]
Went drinking with a female friend. She has tats. She puts out. So we get drunk and go back to my place and drink some more. I wake up the next morning and she is spooning me, my front to her back, and I have my hand on her waist. I start to rub down her hip and feel something. It's her cig lighter tucked into her panties on the side. She smokes a lot. Apparently she hates to misplace her lighter when she is drinking or staying at an unfamiliar place and puts her lighter in her panties so she can find it.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:47:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/29/2011 4:47:14 AM EST by M15A2]
Pics or GTFO!

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:47:40 AM EST
So did you get some?
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:48:35 AM EST
Trailer park queen...nice
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:48:54 AM EST
You are just bragging.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:49:01 AM EST
THIS THREAD...

Does not deliver

Speed
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:49:27 AM EST
pics?


Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:50:26 AM EST
Sounds like you were spooning her. More importantly though, WTF are the pics of the chic?

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Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:50:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By Headless_T_Gunner:
She smokes a lot.



FAIL



Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:50:34 AM EST
pics fail to load,


so I'm assuming your mom keeps her lighter in her panties
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:50:54 AM EST
She puts the "K" in "Klassy."
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:51:00 AM EST
She said "It's a dick", not "It's a Bic".
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:51:21 AM EST
she's classy...
I mean to find someone of that calibur one must go to a bowling alley...
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:53:09 AM EST
Tats - Check, smokes- check, drinks - check, puts out - check, trail park type - check ....... how many teeth is she misssing and where are the Walmart pics
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:53:28 AM EST
The lighter thing is normal.
Chick jumping into the sack with you? Now THAT'S odd.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:53:45 AM EST

I would wonder what else she "hides" down there.

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:55:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By GSPatton:
The lighter thing is normal.
Chick jumping into the sack with you? Now THAT'S odd.


I believe it was stated that we were drinking.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:55:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
She puts the "K" in "Klassy."

+1
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:55:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By blackeye:

I would wonder what else she "hides" down there.


His Dr. will be along shortly to tell him...
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:58:09 AM EST
Did you meet her in the library and does she have stinky feet?
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:59:01 AM EST
Well at least all you found was a lighter, look at the bright side, you could have found a pecker!
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:59:16 AM EST
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 4:59:27 AM EST
When I started reading, I thought of the "Crying Game". But then I read that it was only a lighter. Whew, I bet you were relieved.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:05:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane




those things should have been hanging from the light fixture....
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:08:14 AM EST
Originally Posted By gwitness:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane




those things should have been hanging from the light fixture....


Or wearing them on your head like a stocking cap.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:10:08 AM EST
So you got a chick drunk, slept with her, and all you post about is how she puts a lighter in her panties.

Either you didn't get any, or you get it so often that you disregarded the sex stories in order to bring LULZ to ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:10:14 AM EST
Where did she keep the cigs??

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:11:55 AM EST
should have slid it into her "pocket"
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:14:13 AM EST
Are you sure she wasn't just happy to see you?
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:15:23 AM EST
Originally Posted By Tim_the_enchanter:
She said "It's a dick", not "It's a Bic".


You'll have to flick it to find out for sure.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:15:25 AM EST
So she got some spooning out of it and you didn't even get laid?

Tats chick - 1
H_T_G - 0

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:18:40 AM EST
She kills her crabs with fire.


Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:30:01 AM EST
Lighting her fire apparently occurs with her panties on.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:30:11 AM EST
I don't want pictures. Really, you can keep that all to yourself.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:31:37 AM EST
Lighter is code for PENIS! admit it! PICS OR GTFO!
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:40:51 AM EST
At least she didn't have a Norplant up her sleeve. That's an incredible turnoff.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:42:05 AM EST
Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:43:01 AM EST
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing.


emphysema
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:44:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:45:11 AM EST
watch your cornhole
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:50:23 AM EST
Originally Posted By M4-AK:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing.


emphysema


Dang it, I knew it was wrong, but spell check was being a useless turd.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:51:54 AM EST
Originally Posted By Eric802:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane


That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything?


Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:52:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By M4-AK:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing.


emphysema


Dang it, I knew it was wrong, but spell check was being a useless turd.


I didn't know what you were typing at first. When I looked up the correct spelling, the correct spelling didn't look right either.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:54:14 AM EST
Originally Posted By VBC:
Originally Posted By Eric802:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane


That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything?


Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on.


Do you think a chick like the op described would care about getting blood on someone else bed?
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 5:55:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By captblue1:
Originally Posted By VBC:
Originally Posted By Eric802:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane


That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything?


Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on.


Do you think a chick like the op described would care about getting blood on someone else bed?


oh man arf is delivering today
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:02:28 AM EST
Methinks the OP is too embarrassed to show a picture of said lady friend.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:02:34 AM EST
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By captblue1:
Originally Posted By VBC:
Originally Posted By Eric802:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane


That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything?


Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on.


Do you think a chick like the op described would care about getting blood on someone else bed?


oh man arf is delivering today

No kidding, apparently some here aren't aware that there are these things called "tampons". Probably didn't get your emphysema joke either.

Jane

Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:03:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane


It is Arfcom, there is a sizeable contingent who've never woken up next to a woman at all.
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:06:38 AM EST
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Originally Posted By captblue1:
Originally Posted By VBC:
Originally Posted By Eric802:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By TeeRex:
You are just bragging.

No...no, I don't think so. Who in the hell, even on ARFCOM, brags about waking up next to a woman who's still wearing her panties.


Jane


That's the first thing I thought - why is she wearing anything?


Maybe Aunt Flo is in town. So she put them back on.


Do you think a chick like the op described would care about getting blood on someone else bed?


oh man arf is delivering today

No kidding, apparently some here aren't aware that there are these things called "tampons". Probably didn't get your emphysema joke either.

Jane



Oh we got it LOL
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:06:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Emphasima chicks can be fun, with all that coughing.


Hells yeah!! Think how hard she clenches when she coughs...
Link Posted: 9/29/2011 6:08:28 AM EST
I dated a girl once who would keep her cigarettes and lighter tucked into her bra and/or panties.


Yeah, I know how to keep it classy.
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