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Posted: 6/4/2008 8:37:19 AM EDT



My fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote in the primaries, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.


Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:43:49 AM EDT
If only it was real.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:44:55 AM EDT

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If only it was real.


it wouldn't make any difference if it was real.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:46:08 AM EDT

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If only it was real.


it wouldn't make any difference if it was real.

+1, He can say anything and people will still fawn over their little black Jesus.
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:50:15 AM EDT

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If only it was real.


it wouldn't make any difference if it was real.

+1, He can say anything and people will still fawn over their little black Jesus.


Everyone knows that Jesus was a white Catholic with blue eyes just like in "The Passion of the Christ"
Link Posted: 6/4/2008 8:58:50 AM EDT

He's got my vote!
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